Chapter 3
Guess Who's Back?
Wesker saw what it was, and it did not please him. It was a former Umbrella employee of his, one of Wesker's subordinates.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Wesker demanded to know.
"I came to tell you that I was the one who leaked your location to the State records!" The man then pulled a gun to himself and shot himself in his own head before Wesker could interrogate him. He then shit and pissed himself when his dead body fell to the floor.
"Somebody needed to drop their kids off at the pool before visiting me." Wesker said as he kicked the body's side until he got bored of it (he could never get tired but bored easily.) Wesker still had secret business going on with the US government so he could just ask them to erase his address and other records in return for a few B.O.W's. Many people believe that the US government would step out of business with people like Wesker but the US still wants B.O.W's to get an edge over other developing countries, like China. To infect such a densely populated place like China would produce millions of zombies. Anyway, Wesker would have searched the body after beating it but it had a mixed smell of piss, shit and blood (the blood from Wesker's beating and from the guy shooting himself). It started to bother him so he just walked home. When Wesker arrived home he cleaned himself up and then began his bribery email to the US government.
"Those expensive bastards needed to be bribed $10,000 to go with my demands. At least I did not have to give up any of my precious B.O.W's." Wesker complained to himself.
Wesker then thought he could use the dead body as research if he could bother himself to clean it somehow. Wesker then suddenly came up with a great but random idea. If Claire EVER bothered him again, Wesker could bring Steve Burnside back to life and turn him against her!
"Burnside would most likely be killed by Chris but hey, he would cry over CLAIRE'S CORPSE!" Wesker, after yelling that last part with great delight, very suddenly began laughing his usual way only with more intensity this time. He did this for a full minute before his cell phone interrupted him with its pestering ring.
"What?" Wesker answered it.
"Allow me to reintroduce myself, I am Jack Krauser." Krauser said.
"So you're alive after all, how did you find my number?" Wesker asked him.
"I contacted H.C.F and asked them. They required to meet me in person though. I showed up and they gave me your information and welcomed me back." Krauser explained.
"Fine job of surviving both Leon and that bitch Ada Wong." Wesker said, impressed.
"Yeah well Ada just tried and finished what was left of me but was not thorough enough with her job. I regenerated myself and now am as good as new." Krauser explained.
"That bitch lied to me TWICE IN THE SAME DAY!" Wesker said, furious.
"I never trusted her anyway, want me to kill her?" Krauser asked.
"I still think she is of some use, and I don't think H.C.F would be exactly pleased." Wesker explained.
"One of Saddler's followers is trying to take over the world." Krauser informed Wesker.
"Well we will just beat them to it them." Wesker said.
"I like the way you think, sounds like I great idea." Krauser did like the sound of the idea.
"I want you to come over here and we can talk this over in private, maybe have some bear and pizza." Wesker told him, knowing full well that his company was listing in and MIGHT send over pizza for him. He would give the beer to Krauser though.
"Be over soon." Krauser said and then hung up.
Wesker's day was looking up, although it was around 7:00pm and the day was almost over. Wesker waited for around 10 minutes when Krauser came in, holding Ada Wong by her hair.
"This bitch was listening in so I brought her here." Krauser smirked. Wesker walked closer to Ada and wiped out a switchblade and made the blade come out.
"Looks like Leon's manhood is done for, might as well cut off your breasts as well..." Wesker smiled.
"Please don't, these are size A and it is all I have." Ada pleaded.
"Fine, but you have to apologize to Krauser for saving Leon from him AND trying to kill him." Wesker said.
"I am so sorry Krauser and I will never betray you again." Ada apologized.
Krauser let her go after she said that.
"Now suck my balls and work the shaft." Krauser demanded Ada.
Ada looked towards Wesker in horror.
"As funny as that would be I am afraid I won't have Ada doing that." Wesker said to Krauser.
"Damn, I haven't been laid in YEARS." Krauser thought to himself.
It then hit Wesker, how did Krauser come without the sensors going off? Wesker checked his watch (it could activate or deactivate his security) and the security was in big red letters, OFF. Wesker decided he would turn it on tomorrow when the two idiots left.
"I am going to bed and I suggest you two get some sleep too." Wesker said.
"But where?" Ada asked.
"On the couch for you Ada and Krauser you can camp outside." Wesker ordered them.
Wesker then went up to clean up then go to bed while Ada was hiding under the couch while Krauser went outside and swiftly build a shelter and fire for himself.
Krauser was apparently killing woodland creatures all night and saving them for later, you never knew how long you would be stuck outside when it came to Wesker. Krauser loved the feel of gutting things; he's a psycho I guess. Ask for Ada, she fell asleep while hiding under the couch from Krauser, who was outside. Ada also had nightmares of Krauser the whole night. Wesker on the other hand was having sweet dreams about torturing Chris and ruling the world.
Who knows what chaos will ensue with this insane, socially challenged trio wakes up and makes plans to rule the world? Only time will tell.