Chapter 32 Spark of Comedy
Its been 3 months since Zorc and the other Titans who followed him were not only defeated but completely destroyed by King Godzilla who was enraged by what they tried to do to his creations.
Now everything was peaceful again.
The Kaiju popped up every few weeks in small numbers and were easily killed off without any true effort.
And other Cities the Titans once controlled were being rebuilt using the Matrix.
Speaking of the Matrix all the Titans made heavy security precautions to make sure no one could use it without proper access.
People like Raiko, Mark and Hiroshi.
Though the first was no longer a threat since it was made public he had no true power and the Titans were in charge like before.
And he was still in jail for another month.
Right now however though.
Sean and Korra were in bed in his estate before he slowly began to wake up finding his wife in front of him making him smile before looking down seeing her holding Junior close while he had Hitomi who snored lightly making him chuckle kissing her forehead making her yawn as she woke up before reaching out to him as he picked her up before getting out of bed as Korra woke up and picked Junior up.
"Morning." Korra said as she kissed him.
"Morning." Sean said as Hitomi wrapped her arms around his neck making him smile before they walked out.
Walking down stairs Korra was getting their food ready.
"Ah. Finally things are getting back to normal like in my day again." Sean said looking at the City as Hitomi babbled making him chuckle.
"Yeah." Korra said getting Junior's food before handing Hitomi's to him.
"Here you go sweetheart." Sean said feeding her as she ate her food.
Thats when David walked in.
"Ever hear of knocking?" Sean asked annoyed.
"I live here too incase ya forgot." David said.
"You moved out to live with Asami you dumb moron." Sean said making the Twins giggle.
"Whatever. Anyway I actually came here to ask if you wanna be on my show again." David said.
"What?" Sean asked confused.
"Remember? Whose line is it anyway?" David asked.
"Wait you actually brought it back?" Sean asked amused.
"Course I did. You really think I was gonna stop being who I am so soon? I think not." David said making him chuckle.
"I guess you want me to be a part of it again." Sean said.
"Come on it'll be like old times." David said.
"Oh great." Sean said.
"I actually wanna see you in action." Korra said as Junior yawned making them smile.
"Oh...Fine. I got nothing to lose anyway." Sean said.
"It'll be fun. Besides my parents are in the City so it'll be some family time for us." Korra said.
"True enough." Sean said.
Later
Everyone was on stage for David's old show again.
"I can't believe he's actually doing this again." Sarah said.
"You make it sound like it was horrible." Asami said.
"No it was funny but this is a new era. You would think he would want something new." Sarah said as David, Sean, Reznov and Julia came out.
"Ok we're gonna start with one of my favorite acts. Press conference." David said As Turok got on the desk.
"Ok since no one knows how this works I'll explain the rules. I know everyone is caught up with the things from the past so you should know some of this crap." Turok said making people laugh. "Heres how it works. David is gonna be interviewed by the three stooges." Turok said.
"Fuck you." Sean said making people laugh. He didn't have to worry about curing in front of the Twins since they had special ear plugs that bleeped all that out.
"Anyway they will be asking David Questions and he has to figure out who he is and what the hell he's done. He usually gets it right all the time." Turok said before who David was and what he did was revealed to all but him.
Yogi bear announcing he's killed Boo Boo (HA! This is one of my favorites!)
"Oh my god." Sean said laughing as did his wife.
"Aw man." Reznov said.
"Crap." Julia said.
"Ok lets get this over with ya fucks! I got better things to do." David said making people laugh.
"Yeah and Asami has better men to date." Reznov said making people burst out laughing.
"What was that?" David asked narrowing his eyes while his girlfriend burst out laughing.
"Nothing." Reznov said.
"GET ON WITH IT!" Turok yelled making people laugh.
"Ok me first...Why?" Sean asked making people laugh while David raised an eyebrow.
"To answer that I have to answer...Why not? It beats doing nothing" David said making people laugh.
"Do you feel any remorse?" Reznov asked.
"Um...No. In fact I feel incredible." David said making people burst out laughing.
"Oh fuck." Sean said.
"Do you feel any remorse?" Julia asked making people laugh as Sean and Reznov looked at her. "What?" Julia asked.
"I literally just fucking asked that." Reznov said.
"I know." Julia said.
"Then why ask again?" Reznov asked.
"Well, now that you mention it I feel a little guilty. Not a lot but just a little. Still feel incredible though." David said making people laugh.
"Thats why." Julia said.
"Fair point." Reznov said.
"Do you have any idea where you might put the Rug?" Sean asked making people burst out laughing as did his wife as the Twins laughed.
"I got an idea for that one." David looking at Asami making her blush holding her mouth.
"BAH! HAHAHAHAHA!" Sean laughed. "Introducing top 10 ways to embarrass your rich girlfriend!" Sean yelled making people laugh.
"Oh shut up. Next." David said.
"Any fears of what the Ranger might say?" Reznov asked making people laugh.
"He should be more worried about his wife screwing his partner." David said making people burst out laughing.
"Oh you mean like the girls you screwed who were married." Sean said making them laugh harder while Asami sent David a look.
"That ain't true. I'm the kinda guy who doesn't do it till Marriage unlike this dumb fuck." David said making people laugh.
"You make it sound like my kids are a mistake." Sean said.
"Hardly. NEXT!" David yelled.
"So you were tired of sharing the basket?" Julia asked.
"What do you think Miss Cubic head?" David asked making her widen her eyes in shock while Sean and Reznov had their mouths open and laughed as people laughed.
"I am going to kill you!" Julia yelled.
"Good luck plant girl." David said.
"NEXT!" Turok yelled.
"Um...Do you in the woods?" Reznov asked making people laugh.
'What does that even mean?' Orga asked.
'Figure it out.' Reznov said.
"Only when a tree falls over." David said making people laugh as the buzzer was hit.
"Ok I think you probably figured this out a while ago. Who are you and what did you do?" Turok asked.
"Clearly I'm Yogi Bear...And I killed I Boo Boo." David said.
"Yup." Turok said as the crowd cheered.
"Now before we get to the next segment I have something to tell people. Tenzin...Aang's only airbending Kid...Has never been into the spirit world until the portals were opened up." David said.
This made Tenzin frown in annoyance while hie siblings laughed.
"He became a member of the I disappoint Dad club. Only he didn't just join he graduated with fucking flying colors!" David yelled making people burst out laughing.
"You two told him?" Tenzin asked Korra who was laughing .
"They were gonna find out eventually." Korra said as Junior laughed in her arms.
"Now...I have something else to show everyone here. As many people know my brother was a scientist. But he wasn't always. The science division had a rule. No one joins until they are 13. A dumb rule I might add. So my brother joined some of my shows for a while to pass the time since he like everyone else in this family wanted to do something for a living rather than just sit at home watching TV. Then...He got offered a job to be the host of a famous TV entertainment show. Family Feud." David said as people cheered.
"Aw hell. Know exactly where this is going." Sean said as Reznov and Julia laughed.
"Heres some old clips I stored up I think the audience would love to see." David said playing them.
"Oh fuck." Sean said covering his face.
On the screen appeared a 10 year old Sean in a little suit.
Korra burst out laughing as she fell out of her seat holding Junior who laughed.
"Oh my GOD! He looked so adorable!" Korra laughed.
"Shut the hell up!" Sean yelled.
Back to the screen Sean held a card.
"Point values are double. Top seven answers on the board." Sean said as the numbers appeared on the screen. "If you won the lottery on Monday...Where would you be on Tuesday?" Sean asked expecting a quick answer.
To his surprise however they didn't answer real quick and it took actually 15 seconds for one to answer making Sean throw his card away making people laugh as he looked in disbelief walking a little away before walking back with disbelief on his face.
"Who the hell ain't never thought of being rich!" Sean asked in disbelief as the contestants laughed. "Britney." Sean said looking at the one who answered first. (This was seriously on the show. Who the hell doesn't answer THAT right away?)
"Car dealership." Britney said.
"It took you that long to come up with that?" Sean asked making her laugh before looking at the board seeing the fourth position open up worth 8 points. "Essence." Sean said expecting her answer.
"On Vacation."
"Why didn't you say that in a second?" Sean asked before that was on the top spot making her laugh. "I'm surrounded by idiots." Sean said making people laugh.
Sean sighed as he rubbed his head as his wife and her parents laughed.
"I'll say it again I only did this until I was 13 to be a scientist." Sean said.
"Maybe you should have stuck with it so you couldn't screw us all over." Sarah said before yelling as Dawn kicked her down hard. "Ok I deserve that." Sarah said before screaming as Sean made water above her head freezing cold and dropped on it. "THAT! I am not so sure." Sarah said making Sean laugh.
"You still got 30,000 years of payback for all the shit you gave me." Sean said making people laugh.
"Ok our final act for today is called news flash." Turok said as David got behind a green screen. "Now this is an old Green Screen. How it works is simple. David won't know whats behind him but everyone else will. He'll be acting as a reporter while Sean and..." Turok tried to say.
"Hey Korra why don't you join in?" Sean said making her giggle before handing Junior to her father before rushing down to him.
"As I was fucking saying. They are gonna give him hints as to whats behind him. But they can't make it too obvious. They do and the game is over." Turok said.
"Ok let's get this over with. David hows it going over there?" Sean asked
On the screen were massive explosions.
"Welp...As you can see things are winding down bit." David said as people laughed.
"Unlikely. Think you might be standing too close?" Korra asked as more explosions appeared.
"You would think so. But through the camera it makes it look like I'm closer than I actually am." David said.
"Have you tried to talk to the people that are actually there?" Sean asked as people jumped out the window before it exploded.
"Hell no! These people are too caught up in the moment to give me any information." David said making people laugh as it showed a man jumping off an exploding bridge.
"Any idea how this all started?" Korra asked.
"It started with a simple offer of outdoor sex." David said as people laugh. "And now everyone wants in. But then again how can they not?" David asked making people laugh harder.
"Oh good lord." Sean said making Korra snicker.
'Oh please.' Godzilla said rolling his eyes.
"Whats the noise level like right now?" Sean asked before a really big explosion occurred.
"WHAT!" David yelled holding a hand to his ear making people laugh.
"Well, David it looks like a blast." Korra said making people laugh.
"You have no fucking idea." David said making people laugh more.
"You smell Fuel or anything?" Sean asked.
"I smell it as they cook a ham!" David yelled making people laugh before Turok hit the buzzer.
"Obviously you figured this one out in a second." Turok said.
"Really?" David asked amused crossing his arms.
"Nah but..." Turok tried to say.
"I'm gonna go on a limb here and assume theres explosions behind me." David said making people cheer.
"Yeah...Along with a naked photo of Asami." Turok said making him widen his eyes before rushing to the screen but didn't see what he hoped for making her laugh.
"You dumb adopted Fuck." David said making him burst out laughing as he fell out of his seat.
Later
Everyone was at the estate seeing fireworks going off in the air.
"Whats with the Fire Works?" Korra asked.
"Ah. Just a celebration of an old accomplishment from when Technology was new." Sean said holding Hitomi as she laughed watching the fireworks making him smile as Junior in his mother's arms yawned making her smile.
"David what are you up to?" Asami asked seeing him about to light off a large amount of fire works.
"Oh you'll see. Light it up boys." David said as Ni, Ichi and San appeared out of his back before blasting the fuses making them shoot up in the sky.
"What is he up to?" Korra asked.
"I have an idea." Sean said before they blew up and spelled something making Asami gasp in surprise.
Asami will you marry me?
She looked down seeing him on his knee with a ring in hand.
"Well?" David asked making her tear up.
"Yes." Asami cried as he put it on making the others cheer.
"Nice going. Lets just hope the kids don't end up like you." Sean said making the others laugh.
"Oh piss off." David said.
"Ah this day turned out real nice." Sean said holding his wife close making her smile as she held the Twins who fell asleep.
Authors Note: Yeah nothing real special but I felt like doing this for a little fun. Now Next Chapter we head into Season 3 and we all know what that means. Zaheer and his goons are coming back. I got some special plans instore this time around. A lot different compared to my last three stories. Now Read, Review, Fav and Follow. REVIEW MY LOYAL FANS! SEE YA!