"Where's the REAL Snow White?"
Disclaimer: I say…I do not own Final Fantasy X-2 and Snow White…shame really for not owning FFX-2…(sigh)
Lil Message: Well…here's Chapter two for ya'll! I don't know if it's gonna be great but…oh whatever let's just get on with the story…
Chapter Two: The Eight Dwarves? What?
Tidus slowly opened his eyes and found himself in a small room.
"Where the heck am I?" Tidus looked around slowly and discovered that he was sitting on a bed.
"But in the story it was three small be-"
'Shut up you!' Bob hissed.
"Right…one bed." Tidus then shut his mouth and looked around some more. As he got tired of looking around and reading some weird writings, which was carved at the ends of the bed, he went down stairs to get some water.
"What was that weird thing?" He heard someone say from down the stairs. He stopped from where he was which was at the top of the stairs and began to eavesdrop.
"I don't know what that thing is but we have to get rid of it…it doesn't belong here!" Another voice said and he heard a loud 'thud', which could mean that the owner of the voice banged his or her hand on a table.
"B-b-but we c-c-can't leave it o-o-ou-outside!" Another said sadly.
"Who cares? I don't want any cross-dressing free-loaders in this house!"
"She's a cross-dresser? I thought she was a pretty lady…" Another giggled which made Tidus scrunch up his nose.
"Shut up you! We don't care what you think!"
Tidus finally got tired of standing there and just went down stairs to show himself.
"Excuse me, but could you tell me where I am?" Tidus asked politely.
"Wait a minute…what are you guys doing in this story?" Tidus said in disbelief.
"Let me introduce ourselves…" Said the shortest one of them all. Actually they were all tall and some even taller than Tidus but the one who spoke seemed to still be a kid or a midget…but who knows…
"I'm Shinra or also known as Doc…"
"Well…nice to meet you Shinra." Tidus said honestly since he really didn't know who the midg-er kid was.
"I'm yawn Buddy…and I'm really sleepy…goodnight…" Buddy yawned again and fell to the ground asleep.
"Uh…o-kay…" Tidus said and eyed the others.
"I-I-I'm B-Bara-Bara-" Another stuttered.
"Well hi Bara-Bara!" Tidus said happily.
"Silly! His name's not Bara-Bara! He's Baralai…and he's bashful!" A bouncy girl giggled.
"I know you! You're Rikku and…you seem to be known as Happy?" Tidus asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yup! That's me! I'm Rikku and I'm Happy, happy, happy!" Rikku giggled some more.
"YACHOO!" Another sneezed.
"Oh…lemme guess, you're Wakka and you're Sneezy…" Tidus raised an eyebrow at how weird Wakka sneezes.
"Hey Brada! YACHOO! That's right…I'm Snee-YACHOO!" Wakka tried to continue what he was trying to say but instead he kept on sneezing continuously.
Another one of them went up to Tidus and began playing with his yellow skirt.
"Y-Yuna? You're Dopey...? Which means you can't talk right?" Tidus asked unsure.
"That's right! And a darn good thing that is too!" A voice said. Tidus turned around to see the last one of them.
"So you're Grumpy…right?" Tidus gulped.
"Paine..." Paine answered coldly.
"Right, well. I'm Tidu- I mean Snow White…" Tidus forced a small chuckle.
"Well, Hi Tidu I mean Snow White!" Rikku said happily as she played with her hair.
"So…you're the seven dwarves? Aren't you all supposed to be…short?" Tidus asked.
"Well sorry for not being short!" Paine crossed her arms and glared at Tidus.
"YACHOO, YACHOO, YACHOO!"
"I-I was just wondering…that's all…" Tidus said as he inched away from Yuna who had a pair of scissors and was trying to cut Tidus' hair.
"So…who says we get him out of here?" Paine asked. Everyone but Paine didn't raise their hands.
"Why do you guys want this thing-" Paine was cut off.
"Okay, my name is Snow White! Not Thing!" Tidus said impatiently.
"Because he's so funny, and I like him and he seems so sweet!" Rikku sang. Everyone but Paine and Yuna nodded their heads. Yuna shook her head until she found out that she was the only one doing that she immediately nodded her head vigorously. (Buddy was still asleep)
"That's a stupid reason…" Said Paine in protest.
"L-l-let's j-j-just give h-h-him a ch-chance…" Baralai said and blushed furiously as everyone looked at him.
"…"
Silence
"Fine…" Paine finally said and sat on the couch.
"Yey!" Everyone cheered and so did Buddy who woke up from the noise.
"So Snow White…wanna go 'taking care of chocobos with us?'" Rikku asked excited.
"I thought you're jobs were mining?" Tidus asked as he raised an eyebrow.
'Would someone shut him up? Please!' Bob rolled his eyes.
"Shut up Bob…" Tidus glared at the ceiling.
"You named the Narrator Bob?" Baralai asked without even stuttering.
Silence
"I mean…y-y-you na-named t-t-the N-n-narrat-narrator B-b-b-b-bob?" Baralai asked as he looked down while played with his fingers.
"How do you know about the Narrator? I thought I was the only one who knew and could hear him?" Tidus asked uncertainly.
"F.Y.I. The Narrator's a she." Baralai shook his head and forgot to stutter…again.
'Look what you did…you blew my cover and you made Baralai not stutter or stammer…UGH!'
"Bob's a girl?" Tidus' eyes widened and slightly frowned.
"You never knew? Man, you're slow…" Baralai chuckled.
"Okay, how does Baralai know about you Bob? I mean…uh…whoever you are?" Tidus asked out loud.
'He was the main character in my Little Red Riding Hood story, now if you'd just shut your mouth so that I could continue with the story…'
Narrator erases everyone's minds besides Tidus' and they all forgot what just happened.
"So Snow White…wanna go 'taking care of chocobos with us?'" Rikku asked excited.
"Whoa...that was weird…uh yeah sure…" Tidus nodded his head.
"Yey! It'll be really fun!" Rikku smiled brightly and followed Yuna and Baralai over to the kitchen. Suddenly, the door opened and in came a guy who had an eye patch.
"The Handsome One is home!" He smiled brightly.
"The Handsome One? I don't remember that character in the story…" Tidus raised an eyebrow.
"I'm the eighth dwarf also known as Gippal and The Handsome One." Gippal flashed a bright smile again.
"There are only seven dwarves…not eight!" Tidus protested.
"Who cares?" Gippal laughed and sat on the couch comfortably.
"I'm confused…" Tidus frowned.
'As always…'
"Shut up…" Tidus hissed.
To be continued…
Message: Well, that's all for now Hehe! I hope you enjoyed it…oh and please review and give me some suggestions because I'll really need it. -.-