"Where's the REAL Snow White?"

Disclaimer: I say…I do not own Final Fantasy X-2 and Snow White…shame really for not owning FFX-2…sigh

Lil Message from the Author: So this is the 3rd Chapter! Yey! D

Chapter Three: "Taking care of chocobos?"

"Um…so...this is your job, huh?" Tidus asked as he was in the middle of some kind of farm that was filled with chocobos. All the dwarves were doing their jobs, feeding, washing and training the chocobos.

"Oh yes, and all we eat is SFC! It's just the best." Shinra nodded his head as he said this.

"O-oh really now? Um…what is SFC by the way?" Tidus asked curiously. Suddenly, everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to stare at Tidus.

"Well…it's only the darn best fried chocobos around!" Rikku told Tidus, chewing on a toothpick and seemed to have a western accent.

"R-right…well all I eat is butter and bread. I even have a little prayer for it!" Tidus smiled cheerfully.

"W-w-what w-was it?" Baralai asked.

"I bet it was, 'We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all, we love each other. Psh." Paine rolled her eyes.

"Actually, it was a bit different, it went like this, 'I love my bread, I love my butter but most of all I adore Queen Lulu.' …yeah, Queen Lulu made it especially for me." Tidus sighed a bit.

"That didn't YACHOO…rhyme…" Wakka sniffed and rubbed his nose.

"Q-q-q-q-queen Lulu!" Baralai's eyes widened then Yuna screamed.

"She can scream but she can't talk? Oh great." Tidus sighed exasperatedly.

"Yuna! Why the heck did you scream?" Paine asked as she flicked Yuna on the head.

Yuna got out a marker and a cardboard on a stick. She wrote on it then raised it in the air. "The name sounded creepy…" o.o

Paine shook her head and just continued with her work.

"So you're saying, you've actually met, Queen Lulu?" Gippal asked interested in this topic. A scream from the distance was heard. Yuna happened to have gone to the woods so that she wouldn't have to hear the name again but it failed.

…

Or she just wanted to put some dramatic effect.

"Yes, I've met Que- …her...I've met her…yes…" Tidus nodded.

"What was it like?" Rikku asked as she rested her head on her palms.

"…nothing out of the ordinary? Well, except for the part where she talks to her mirror." Tidus said as he was having flashbacks.

"Talks to her mirror! That's hilarious!" Buddy was sitting on a stool, laughing. Laughed…and laughed…then fell off the stool fast asleep.

"Well, the queen isn't the only one who talks to mirrors…" Everyone glanced at Gippal, who didn't seem to get the hint.

"What kind of an idiot would talk to their mirror…?" Gippal murmured and shook his head.

"Um…okay everyone…let's just get back to work now." Said Shinra.

"Oh…and by the way…SFC is Spira's Fried Chicken." Shinra told Tidus.

"Ahh…" Tidus nodded.

'Psh…it's kind of like KFC…'

"KFC?" Tidus asked out-loud.

"KFC? What are you talking about Tidus?" Rikku asked curiously.

"W-w-w-what's K-k-k-k-F-C-c?" Baralai asked nervously.

"Um…I dunno?" Tidus shrugged.

'The idiot just had to say it out-loud.' Smacks forehead.

"I'm not an idiot!" Tidus hissed at the Narrator who is not even seen.

"No one called you YACHOO an idiot, Brada…" Wakka sniffled.

"…hehe…yeah! I was just um…never mind." Tidus just went back to helping the dwarves feed the chocobos.

When they were done for the day, they went back to the little cottage and began eating some SFC. They were all enjoying each other's company until there was a knock on the door. Gippal got up and walked to the door. He opened it and saw a lady, who was holding out an apple.

"Would you like an apple?" She asked emotionless. Gippal blinked then looked around…

He whispered to the lady, "It's not yet your scene."

The lady just stared blankly at Gippal…then slowly walked away. Gippal went back to the table and continued what he was doing.

'(Sighs) Lulu is so excited for her Apple Scene…'

"Oh yes…I can see it in her eyes." Tidus said sarcastically.

"Wh-who are y-y-y-you t-talking-t-to, T—t-t-id-tidus?" Baralai asked as he blinked several times.

"…um…May I be excused?" Tidus asked Shinra. Shinra looks at Tidus…well actually…no one's really sure at what he's looking at but…yeah…he looks at Tidus and says, "You don't really have to ask me…I'm just a kid."

"Right…hehe…I so knew that!" Tidus sat up from his chair and went out the door.

'Geez…you went outside just to talk to me and so that you wouldn't look like an idiot?'

"Yeah…so what? I mean…in the apple scene…is the apple really poisoned?" Tidus winced a bit, imagining how he'd die as he ate the apple.

'Now that is a secret' (Evil Smirk)

"W-what! But I don't wanna die! I'm too young to die!"

'Oh please…you've already died once…'

"I wasn't dead! I was simply…um…asleep?"

'And that is what's gonna happen to you once you take a bite off that apple…see…you've already done it once before…'

"But…b-but…I don't wanna go through it all over again!"

'But it's gonna end differently…you know…in the end…'

"Argh! I almost forgot about the…end…" Tidus' eye twitched.

'Calm down…you don't even know who the prince is yet…eh? Eh? You just can't wait!' D

"…oh please…someone…help me!"

To be continued…

Lil Message: Woo! I'm done with Chapter 3…phew! Oh yes! And thanks to you all who reviewed! I appreciate it! Please Review if you feel like it and some suggestions would be cool!