Hey everybody! So… it's spring break for me! Woot! In celebration of this lovely occasion, I have decided to finally write another story. Might I once again say woot? This was inspired by an interesting conversation I had with my dad the other day. We have a lot of interesting conversations… a woot for my dad perhaps? Anyways, a special thanks to those who read my first story, and now on with this one!
P.S. and before you review wondering why this makes no sense, that's because it's not supposed to make sense. This is just a lovely glimpse into how my mind sometimes works.
Disclaimer: obviously I do not own FMA. If I did, then there would be a lot more crazy stuff like this in it.
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A bored looking blonde wandered through the empty halls, finally stopping outside of the door to Colonel Mustang's office. Well… some fun with Mustang could always brighten up Ed's day.
Mustang sighed as the little blonde burst into his office. 'Not again,' he thought sulkily. "You know, Fullmetal, if you keep interupting me, I won't finish my work on time and then I'll be late getting home. And that would be a shame. What would you do for entertainment tonight?"
Ed feigned disinterest as he lazily plopped down on Mustang's couch and pulled a lollipop out of his pocket. He unwrapped it a shoved it happily into his mouth. Yay! It was cherry flavor, and everyone knows cherry is the best.
"Honestly, Edward, do you insist on eating that in here? You're distracting me again!" Roy stood up in his frustration and started over to where Ed was sitting.
"Geez, Roy! Why do you always have to be so mean to me? Do you know you're hindering me! Some day when I'm old, I'm gonna be poor and sad and alone. And when people ask me why, I'll just have to tell them that it's because you were mean and hindered me and never let me do what I wanted to do!" Ed stood up in a huff and gestured angrily with his lollipop in Roy's direction. "Besides, you're just jealous that you don't have a cherry lollipop like me!"
Roy looked on in confusion as Ed danced the happy dance of having a lollipop around him. "You know, with that crazy mind of yours, you should just quit being an alchemist and go write a book or something."
"Well maybe I should." Ed taunted back. "And you know what it would say? It would just say, 'Roy hindered me!' over and over again. And lots of people would buy it and I would be rich and you would be even more jealous of me than you are now!" Ed waved his lollipop in Roy's face for more emphasis before sticking it happily back in his mouth and resuming his joyous dance. Shoving the lollipop into the side of his mouth so he could still talk, Ed started to sing, "Roy hindered, hindered, hindered meeeee! Oh how he hindered meee! He hindered, hindered, hindered, hindered, hindered, hindered, hindered-y, hindered-y, hindered meeee!"
Roy gave up on ever getting back to work. He left Ed dancing on his couch and locked his office behind him. He left for home muttering under his breath, "Ed must be off his meds again."
Back in Roy's office and completely unaware, Ed was still dancing around, "Roy hindered, hindered, hindered-y, hindered meeeeeee!"
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Yeah, so that was pretty much it. I know it was pretty crazy, but that's what you get for reading my stuff I guess. Please review, even if it's just to tell me that I'm stupid and I need to go find myself some better meds.
Ed: She's right you know, she definitely needs to be on something pretty strong. :points at the crazy chick typing this:
Roy: like you're one to talk! Did you even read this piece of crap? You're looking pretty crazy right now yourself!
Ed: (blushing) Shut up! It's not my fault she's mean and can't write me better::Ed throws a pillow at Roy, then re-directs his anger at the crazy author: Ha ha ha! Eat pillow crazy person!