A/N: I'm bored and at a writer's block for my other two stories, so I decided, I'll attempt a possible one shot. If it ends up just being a randomosity story that'll be fine too…But ii want to read reviews before I bother with it. .. Got this idea from She's Happy2bHardcore. Kind of AU, but more of an event that happens before Advent Children. Loz, Yazoo, and Kadaj go to high school together :). No outrageous flames…they're irritating.

Chizapter one: First day

Loz ran as fast as he could away from Hojo.

"I'm not going!" he screamed, rushing around random 'experiments'.

"Yes you are." Hojo sighed, waving Kadaj over.

"Grab him, or you'll be late."

Kadaj scowled at the man. No one ordered him around! He crossed his arms over his chest and lowered his eyebrows.

"No."

Hojo sighed…they were just like Sephiroth.

Yazoo hadn't even heard Hojo's command. He was still sprawled out on a soft couch waiting for the ride to school.

"Kadaj, I'm not ordering you…I'm asking." Hojo reasoned.
"No. I don't think I want to go anyway." Kadaj smirked, gliding over to Yazoo and resting next to him.

Hojo was furious.

"If you don't listen I'll call Seph and have him take you." He shouted.

Yazoo shot up, shoving Kadaj off the chair. All Hojo saw was a big flash of silver hair (and heard Kadaj yell in surprise).

"Where is he!" Yazoo snapped, looking towards the ceiling.

He knew Seph loved to hide up there.

"He's not here…but he will be unless you go get your brother." Hojo smirked.

Again, all Hojo saw was a flash of silver hair, and Yazoo was dragging Loz towards him.

"Can we just go?" Kadaj snapped impatiently; having one of his first mood-swings for the day.

"No! I don't want to go! Its scary!" Loz screamed, tossing Yazoo to the side.

"AH!" Yazoo yelled, while flying through the air.

He slammed against a wall, face first, and slid down slowly.

It took everything in him not to laugh as Hojo watched the scene unfold.

Loz had taken off again, Kadaj was hunting him down, and Yazoo had found the Velvet Nightmares…and was shooting at the both of them.

"Quit, you're ruining my lab! My precious experiments!" Hojo gasped as Yazoo hit everything but his brothers.

"I'm calling him!"

"Calling who?" Loz asked, holding Kadaj at bay with both arms.

"No!" Yazoo gasped, rushing up to the doctor frantically.

He slipped on some slime that was randomly placed on the ground, and slid right into Loz and Kadaj. The three just blinked at each other for a moment.

Why were they so odd?

"Get in the damn car!" Hojo yelled, storming out and leaving the brothers to bask in their stupidity.

-One car ride later-

Kadaj bounded up to Midgar High's front doors, and lead his brothers inside.

"Do we have class together?" Loz pouted, looking down at all of their schedules.

"I wouldn't have class with you anyway. I'm a freshman…Ok, I'ma go now, see you at lunch!" Kadaj laughed, and snatched his schedule from Loz's fingers.

Loz whimpered and stared tensely at Yazoo.

Yazoo…blinked back, and edged away slightly.

"DON'T LEAVE ME!" Loz finally busted out and clung to Yazoo's leg.

Yazoo kicked at him viciously…people were staring.

"NO! Don't leave!" Loz screamed and clung so tight that Yazoo's leather pants were slipping off his thin hips.

"Stop, let go!" Yazoo snapped, grabbing his pants just before they slipped off. He kicked madly, and managed to free himself…but not for long.

Loz stood and tackled the thin man, causing people to stare even more.

"Get off me Loz! I'm not leaving you! We have our first class together!" Yazoo gasped and shoved his brother off.

"Hey! What's going on here?" the superintendent shouted, rushing towards the two wrestling men.

"THEY-WERE-FIGHTING!" a random student shouted, and scurried off before being detected.

"Were you now…Hm…come with me you two. You just received your first detentions and class hasn't even started…Good job."

Yazoo kicked Loz and mumbled obscenities as they followed the man into his office.

"Congratulations, you, young man, just received your second."
"What!" Yazoo snapped.

"Are we working on a third?"

Yazoo's hand twitched to his hidden Velvet nightmare.

Loz knew exactly what his younger brother was about to do, and grabbed his arm warningly.

"And you just received your second detention."

…

…

Loz cried…

"Oh Loz…: Sighs heavily: its ok…we'll be together in detention at least" Yazoo spoke softly, patting his companion on the back.

The superintendent blinked and let his jaw drop.

"Ooook, you must be Sephiroth's kids…Well, never mind about the detentions…Seph warned me already." The man sighed.

"Where is he!" Yazoo snapped, pointing the gun towards the ceiling.

"You have a gun!" the intendant gasped.

…

…

Loz wailed loudly, and chaos overtook the room."

-Onto Kadaj

Kadaj sauntered into the room, and sat himself in the back.

Hopefully no one would bug him.

He was mostly correct. The people didn't walk up to him. Instead, they opted to just stare at him before class began. He'd stare back occasionally, but drop his head when the person didn't give up.

"Whoa…nice hair." Squealed an idiot of a girl as she rushed into the room.

She immediately sat her stuff next to him and began examining his silver locks.

"You look JUST like Sephiroth" the girl spat shrilly, yanking some of his hair out.

"I am one of his kids…kinda." Kadaj glared at her, rubbing where the missing hair used to be.

…

…

She kissed him! Out of nowhere, the annoying girl just grabbed his jacket and yanked him into her.

"MMM…what are you doing!" Kadaj spat, rubbing off his mouth and staring at her frantically

"Duh…seducing you…what does it feel like I'm doing?" she smirked, grabbing his inner thigh.

"RAPE!" he screamed just before the girl jumped on top of him.

She ravaged Kadaj as much as she could before the teacher walked in.

"What's going on here!" the woman snapped, pulling out the detention sheets.

"You, Elana, know the rules for PDA! And you…young lady…"

"I'M A BOY!"

"Young man…should already know what you were doing was wrong."

Kadaj threw his hands in the air, showing the fact that she was the one pinning him down.

The teacher didn't notice or care, and handed them both detention slips.
"Cool….now we're in detention together!" Elana smiled brilliantly and sat herself next to Kadaj.

"Damnit!" he mumbled.

"What was that young man?"

"DAMNIT!" he said louder.

"Another detention for you…"

Kadaj was shivering with anger. He'd kill everyone if he could get away with it. But Kadaj knew the second that Hojo found out; Seph would be at the doorstep…ready to haul them off to worship Jenova's head.

"Anything else to say?" the teacher purred, stuffing the pink slips into his hand.

"No."

"What was that?"

"…No ma'am"

"Good girl."

"BOY!" Kadaj reminded her, twirling to the side to show he had no boobs, and a bit of a lump in the crotch.

"Whatever." She sighed.

-Five periods later-

Kadaj met his brothers at the cafeteria doors only moments after the bell had rung. They all had juicy stories to tell.

Loz munched away on pockie (Yazoo had stolen it from a freshman girl's purse when she wasn't looking)…he kept missing his mouth sometimes, and hitting his face with his hands.

Kadaj blinked at his older brother, and an enormous question mark formed above his head.

"What the hell?" Kadaj snapped at Yazoo. He wanted an answer as to why there were two gold stars circling Loz's head…and why his brother kept injuring himself.

Yazoo sighed.

"A girl was scared by his…hugeness in first period, and she cast confusion on him. He doesn't know friend from foe (he stated as Loz bopped him in the head). He's not even sure if he's his own friend or enemy." Yazoo explained, watching Loz knock himself unconscious.

"Can't you fix him…people are staring." Kadaj hissed, kicking Loz's limp body.

"No! I can't, a freshman girl stole all my material!"

"So you can't fix me either?" Kadaj snapped.

Elana had been in every one of his classes…and eventually attempted to give him a 'love potion' in science class.

The line she used to trick him:

"It'll make you stronger than Sephiroth!"

"Works for me." Kadaj had shouted just before chugging the potion.

Moments later, popping green poison bubbles appeared above his head, and he'd stared to flash an eerie green color.

Randomly, little numbers would pop up above his head, leaving the boy a little weaker each time.

Kadaj had gotten his revenge.

Elana was dead…stuffed in a janitor closet somewhere…

He'd lured her in by unzipping his leather outfit and beckoning her to follow him down the dark hall.

Thinking that her love potion had worked, she followed happily.

As soon as her limp body had hit the ground a very loud and obnoxious victory fanfare blasted around Kadaj and he had to quickly stuff her somewhere before someone came to see what the song was about.

-Back to lunch-

Yazoo broke open a phoenix down over Loz and an antidote over Kadaj. He sighed and began eating the school lunch.

Kadaj and Loz both cracked up when the poison bubbles appeared over Yazoo's head.

"And that's why no one should ever eat school lunches." Kadaj smirked as Yazoo gave himself an antidote.

"So now many detentions have you gotten so far little brother?" Yazoo purred evilly.

"Ten…How about you two?"

"Twelve a piece!" Loz laughed, twirling around with pockie still in his mouth.

"Didja kill anyone?" Kadaj grinned slyly.

"…oh, only the superintendent." Yazoo sighed, dazing off.

"YOU KILLED THE F-ING PRINCIPAL!" Kadaj hissed, grabbing Yazoo by the hair.

"Ya, hehe! Yazzy shot him! And then stuffed him down in the garbage shoot." Loz chuckled, still eating pockie.

"Oh::releases Yazoo's hair: no one will find him then. They only clean those out once a year….he should be good as dirt when they get to that." Kadaj grinned.

"Who'd you dispose of?" Yazoo whispered greedily.

The rest of their lunch was spent talking about Elana's death.

She's Happy2bHardcore's introjections

WOO! SHE'S DEAD! HE'S ALL MINE NOW::plays victory fanfare and twirls a random object around as if it were a buster sword:

And the rest of their day wasn't too bad…Random annoying peers of theirs kept 'disappearing', and their pockets filled with detention slips…but they were unfazed.

Finally, the last bell rang, and the three boys glided out of the school in search for Hojo's car.

"Phew…I'm glad this is over! I was runnin' outta places to hide the bodies!" Kadaj cackled just before entering the car.

Yazoo smirked and nodded in agreement.

"So…how was your first day?" Hojo asked suspiciously.

"Scary!" Loz blurted out, huddling close to Yazoo (who was getting very annoyed with it).

"Boring…" Yazoo answered and zoned out about nothing.

"Irritating." Kadaj hissed, stuffing some of his loot of stolen pockie back into his book bag.

What a first day…

-Review please! I was thinking about making more random chapters and having other people write out chapters to this…creating a story where anything goes…But I need to know what people think first b4 I do anything more.

The second chapter I do I was gonna have one of them old fashioned playground fights with a twist happen…Thanx for reading.