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Ch. 2 Euphoria
"Yazoo you can drive to school today…If-you-sneak-off, believe me…I'll know." Hojo warned.
"Why do we have to go to school! We're born with more intelligence than these classes are teaching." Kadaj snapped, stuffing gum into his mouth.
He'd found it on a lab table.
"Sephiroth says I can't experiment on you anymore or he'll cut me into thirds. So, I decided I'd treat you like normal little boys and send you to school."
"Glad to see he's good for something." Kadaj mumbled.
He was beginning to feel…what was this? Happy?
"Kadaj, where did you get that gum?" Hojo asked curiously.
"Found it on the table…Yazoo hurry up, let's go!"
Hojo smirked as the three rushed out to the car. He'd worked with energy boosting vitamins and a special chemical that gave the chewer the feeling of euphoria.
The energy sticks were a product in the making for the Shinra monopoly over candy (as well as everything else). It still had a few problems with it (such as constipation, rectal discomfort, gas, bloating, mania, and depression after the effects.), but Hojo wasn't about to spoil the fun!
Kadaj would just have to look like a fool today.
-One Car Ride Later-
"BYE!" Kadaj screeched just before rushing away from the car as fast as his little legs could take him.
"Damn he's annoying today! Too bad I can't kill him." Yazoo mumbled to Loz.
"Mmmm…Remember what Sephiroth said when he visited yesterday…if he had to help dig anymore bodies out of anywhere in the school, he's going to recruit us into solder…Then we'd be joining him in Wutai." Loz whined.
Yazoo shivered at the thought of being under his (kind of) father's control.
"It's bad enough he's going to be at school today…" Loz continued.
"Excuse-me-what?" Yazoo slurred from his surprise.
"Yeah, you musta zoned out by then. Solder is sending recruiters to each school. Seph volunteered to come to our school. Good news is he's bringing Zack with him."
Yazoo relaxed slightly. Zack was a really nice guy. Whenever Seph came to visit the boys and Hojo, he'd bring Zack. The man had a knack for entertainment, and always managed to keep even Kadaj amused.
Plus, he knew how to keep Sephiroth in line…probably because they were best friends.
Loz and Yazoo stalked off to their first period class without further discussion. They sat themselves in the back, after the teacher had finished checking them for weapons.
"Alright class, since half of us are missing :coughs: and the school's trying to refill our class to its normal size, this is a free period…kind of. All of you are required to go visit the recruiters before doing what you like. Yes, that includes you two :scowls at Yazoo and Loz…who starts whimpering: Seph will be glad to see you all." The teacher smirked and allowed the class to leave.
Loz followed happily behind the very calm Yazoo. Mistaking Yaz's appearance as sincere, he bounded in front cheerfully.
"It won't be so bad! Zack'll be there, and maybe Seph won't make us fill out the papers. And…"
"Loz look out!" Yazoo snapped just before Loz ran smack into a goggle of girls.
"I'm so sorry!" Loz choked, trying desperately to pick them all up…at once.
"Stop Loz, you're making it worse!" Yazoo cried out and shoved Loz away from the screaming women.
Loz shrugged and dropped his favorite, Lisa.
"Aie!" they all screamed as Lisa landed on top of her two buds.
"Ah! You're such a jerk!" Yuffie screamed at Yazoo, who shrugged and began walking away.
"Water!" she shouted just before Loz and Yazoo were engulfed in weird-sound-making, watery, bubbles.
"…Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Lisa, Yuffie, and Linz laughed hysterically.
The two men were furious! Not only had the planet's weakest human form attack them, but also they were soaking wet and being laughed at by everyone in the hall.
They struggled to get back up off the slippery ground and counter-attack (as was their mako-infused body's natural reaction)…but failed miserably.
"Whoop!" Loz gasped as he slipped and fell right on his smaller brother, jamming a leather-clad knee into Yazoo's crotch.
Loz's eyes widened as he realized where it landed, and looked down at Yazoo.
The man's face was contorted in pain, and his mouth was wide open.
"When I regain feeling in my legs…you're dead." Was all Yaz could squeak out before curling up in a ball and cupping his injured…piece (for lack of a lesser non-awkward word).
"Lightning 2!" they heard a familiar voice should before everything went dark…and the women were struck with lightning.
"Ah!" All shrieked as the angry lightening charred their skin and frizzed their hair.
Lindsay, the freshman in the group, cleared her throat and scowled in the direction of the shouter.
Kadaj, her recent enemy, stood there smirking as he watched the smoke pour off their bodies.
"Great to see you again Linz." He scoffed, gliding over to his brothers and helping them up.
"Kadaj, you are sooooo goin' down." She hissed back, trying her best to flatten her newly frizzed hair.
Loz beamed at his little brother as he tried to explain what happened in one breath.
"I-was-walking-backwards-and-tripped-over-Lisa-and-tried-to-pick-them-up-but-Yazoo-told-me-to-leave-them-alone-so-I-did. And-then-Yuffie-did-a-water-attack-and-we-slipped-and-I-fell-on-Yaz's-crotch-and-he's-going-to-kill-me-and-you-showed-up :gasps for air: Hey, wanna come with us to see Sephiroth?"
"Yeah! Woo! Fun, let's go guys!" Kadaj shouted, skipping around the frizzled girls.
Lisa was furious!
"You can't just leave us like this!" she snapped, grabbing for the young Kadaj as he bounded around her and her friends.
"Weeeeee!" Kadaj giggled, and jumped onto Yazoo's back.
"I want a piggy back!"
"You can't have a piggy back! Now get off me Kadaj!" Yazoo snapped, whipping around furiously.
"I want it! Carry me…my legs are broken!"
"You made that up!" Yazoo retorted.
"FIX US DAMNIT!" Lisa shrieked.
"Restore!" Loz smirked, but obeyed…he may like her just a tad.
"…Ha-cha" Lisa whispered as she cast confusion on him once more.
Damn…she fooled him again! This was the third time that week that she'd done it.
"Poison!" Lindsay shouted, directing her magic attack at the two squabbling brothers.
":Thrashes around on Yazoo's back causing him to almost tip over: QUIT POISONING ME! That's the fourth time this week! Damn woman, there's only five days of school, how're you gonna poison me everyday?" Kadaj snapped…still laughing and bouncing up and down on Yazoo's back.
-A Spat And A Half Later-
The opposing groups stared at each other before going their separate ways once more…pretending as if nothing happened.
-A Little Further Down The Hall-
"This is why I don't talk to you two! Loz, I always have to drag your confused ass around until I can find a remedy…and I never know what you're going to do to me Kadaj!" Yazoo huffed as he gave Kadaj his precious piggyback ride, and kept Loz from going in any other direction.
"Why were you out of class anyway?" he grumbled as Kadaj began swaying.
"Well, I think Hojo did something to that gum, cause I've never been so…HAPPY! Besides…I was in the bathroom." Kadaj giggled like a little schoolgirl.
"You hate public restrooms. Why were you in there?" Loz asked, as soon as Yazoo found a remedy in Kadaj's leg pocket.
"Because…"
"Because what?" Yazoo asked suspiciously.
"BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD TO CRAP! But nothing came out…'cept gas…
My butt hurts…I'M HUNGRY! WHAT'RE WE DOING?"
…Two mood swings within one minute…Yazoo KNEW Hojo had done something.
-Oooooooook…. writer's block the end. Next chapter will be them meeting Sephiroth, cause I'm tired of writing.
Hope that explains who attacked them in the last chapter.
Elana is dead…so Kadaj has a new enemy, Linz
Lisa's the one that was scared of Loz's hugeness and cast confusion on him in the first chapter.
Yuffie's the one that stole all of Yazoo's materia ..
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