A/N- Oh my f-ing gosh…what did do! All my stories say they have 0 hits! My Red Dream had like 3500 hits and now they're all gone! What's going on!
Ne way, time for the thank you's. :sighs: I heart you all hardcore, and will bone you someday Linz…someday soon. I loved all the reviews. No, the girls won't have a really huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge love role in the story. But I do want to keep them in there cause I'm a big fan of boy vs girl. Plus…high school is filled with drama…and what better way to portray that than with girls! And they'll b useful in the future…like for formal dances hehe… Again, if anyone wants to write out a chapter tell me! I'm more than willing!
Enjoy.
Chapter 3 Oh…no you did not…
"Piggy-piggy, I get a piggy back ride! Doot doot doo, Loz give me that candy!" Kadaj snapped when he saw his older brother nibbling on a candy bar.
"NO!"
"Give me some!" Kadaj whined throwing a tantrum fit for a child.
"Loz give him a piece of the damn candy before he breaks my back!" Yazoo yelped as Kadaj twisted and bent his back in the fit.
The older man grumbled and snapped off a piece. Kadaj gobbled it. The rest of the walk was silent (except for Kadaj's piggy back song).
"Hello children."
"HI DADDY I MISSED YOU!" Kadaj screamed like a mad man and scrambled over the sign-up table.
With a great leap the boy managed to knock the general to the ground.
Loz tried his best not to laugh, while Yazoo stood there with his mouth gaping wide open in shock. Zack calmly watched as the little boy proceeded to scream about 'missing his daddy and how much he loved him', and then smiled brightly at the two olders.
"What the hell'd ya do to him!" he laughed as Sephiroth finally got up with the monkey still clinging around his chest.
"…yes, what did you do to him?" the silver haired general grumbled as his 'son' braided pieces of his hair and bounced up and down.
"Hojo did it." Loz sighed.
"I told him no more experiments." Seph hissed, peeling a very hurt Kadaj from his body.
"Daddy doesn't love me!" Kadaj wailed and began sobbing.
He was ignored.
"Hojo didn't listen, I think you should destroy him." Yazoo smiled evilly.
That was their chance to get rid of the old goon!
"Guess
so."
"Yeah cool! That means you guys get to join soldier!"
Zack gasped putting his hand out for a high five.
Whoops.
"Aw, c'mon Seph…He only did it cause we told him to!" Yazoo stuttered.
"I'M GOING TO KILL LINZ, YUFFIE, AND LIZA NOW BYE!"
"No you're not Kadaj! I'll have to take a pay cut if you kill anymore people." Seph growled and grabbed at the boy.
"Daddy wants to play!" Kadaj smiled evilly twirling over Seph's head.
Kadaj's movements were too fast. In one whirl of motion he'd managed to unsheathe Mesamune and run through the halls with it; Seph wasn't far behind.
"Ooooookay…so who's this?" Loz asked Zack, ignoring the chaos and explosions in the hall.
"This…oh its Cloud Strife…why doncha introduce yourself buddy?" Zack laughed as Cloud was edging away from the boys.
"Are they really Sephiroth's kids?"
"No…they're pieces of his soul."
"Is that why he's so odd! He ripped his soul out and made children with it…Hehe, I didn't think any woman would actually WANT to sleep with him." Cloud laughed and eased up a bit (as fangirls threw stuff at the computer screen in anger…lots of women would love to sleep with him, including them!).
"Harsh Cloud…harsh." Zack attempted to scold, but failed miserably.
Cloud ignored him and looked at Loz and Yazoo. They smiled politely and began to introduce themselves.
"I'm Loz, first piece and Sephiroth's emotional personality."
"I'm Yazoo, middle piece/child and Sephiroth's mysterious personality. And the one running around with Mesamune is Kadaj, Sephiroth's evil child type personality."
"…hm. Well, I'm Cloud Strife, puppet personality of Sephiroth and Chocobo Kid." Cloud smirked, bright blue eyes scanning the boys' pockets.
"Yeah, heh…if you two ever wanna bet on a Chocobo race he's the man to turn to. (whispers) He's got it rigged most of the time." Zack introjected.
"Nice…" Loz smirked.
"Are you and Seph staying the night again?" Yazoo asked, watching Loz exchange bets with Cloud.
"No, Shinra wants is at the HQ for a victory party."
"But you haven't won the war yet."
"Yeah I know..the man's a dufus. His son's likable though. Besides, I get to see my girlfriend at least." Zack sighed dreamily.
"Oh that girl never changes her clothes! C'mon Zack she wears the same pink dress everyday!" Sephiroth grumbled, carrying a very beat up and unconscious Kadaj in his arms.
"What did you do to him! God Seph he was only playing!" Loz screamed, tears beginning to form in his eyes.
":sighs heavily: I shouldn't have let Mother wake me up today. I didn't do anything…except cast confusion on him. Just before he did a fire attack on himself he fell asleep. So he basically crisped himself while dreaming."
"So what's the death toll now?" Zack signed as Cloud went back into hiding.
"He only killed one…Lindsay…But wait until tomorrow hehe…I have a little surprise for you all." Sephiroth smiled evilly, placing Kadaj down on the table.
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"So how was school boys?" Hojo asked as they piled into the back seat.
"Well, Sephiroth and Kadaj destroyed the school…so class was cancelled six hours ago…but other than that it was okay." Loz sighed.
"WHAT!"
"I'm killing your ass when we get home…Souba will be so happy to taste fresh blood." Kadaj hissed, still nursing a burn on his cheek.
"From now on we're carrying wristbands and potion kits…No more are we going to school with out protection from those wenches." Yazoo grumbled.
Thanks to Kadaj killing poor little Lindsay, Yuffie and Lisa totally tortured them in class and in between classes. They were lucky today though. The school only gave the two older men 3 days in school suspension, 10 detentions for Kadaj, Yazoo was only poisoned five times, Kadaj was burnt only 6 times, and Loz was confused only thrice!
-Next day at school-
"Why are there so many people here…Didn't I kill…WHAT THE F-?" Kadaj hissed as Elena rushed up to the brothers.
"Didja miss me Dajjy!" she squealed, nuzzling close to his chest.
"Not particularly." he growled, shoving her down a random garbage shoot.
Sephiroth spotted his children and strode up to them; beaming about the evil things he'd just done.
"What did you do…" Kadaj glared up at him.
"Oh what's wrong my little baby! Don't you miss me like you did yesterday :Kadaj twitches:. Hehe, I only brought back all those people you killed…Shinra's got wonderful technology don't they? OOOOOh by the way, Lindsay told me to give you this."
And with that Seph slithered off with the superintendent to discuss dropping financial charges off of him.
"Everyone we hate is back." Loz pouted.
"Including us, even though you never managed to kill us off. So, wanna walk Yuffie and me to in-school…since we're all in there together?" Lisa purred into Loz's ear.
He glared and bit at her face. Reluctantly, Yazoo and he walked with the enemy, leaving Kadaj alone with the letter from Lindsay. Slowly, Kadaj opened it and read its contents:
"Dear ass-hat,
Hey, do ya miss me! Cause guess what…I totally don't miss you. I'm alive thanks to yo' daddy, but not going to school with you anymore (oh such a pity). Instead, my parents decided to switch places with me and my bestest cousin…I'll be off enjoying myself in paradise (Spira) while you get to stay in Midgar with everyone you loath…almost everyone. By the way, meet my cousin, Rikku…she'll totally be taking my place as your arch nemesis. TTYL/Rot in Hell ."
Kadaj felt the paper being snatched from his fingers and looked to see who dared.
"Hello…I'm Rikku…sure my cuz told you ALL about me." The Al Bhed girl smirked evilly as she dangled the paper just out of his reach.
"Actually, she only mentioned your name."
"Aw…that's too bad. Guess I'll introduce myself. I'm Rikku, Al Bhed…and one of Spira's greatest…" she trailed off.
Kadaj looked at her with confusion just before she mugged him and took off down the hall with all his potions.
A big exlamation point flashed above his head (along with some HP numbers) as she made off with his goods.
"THIEF!" Rikku laughed as she rushed into class and out of sight…
:Thrashes around on the ground in a fit:
"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY THEIVES! I just got rid of Elena and Lindsay and up pops another one worse than the two combined! Is there a club or something!"
Kadaj finally gets up and gasps as he sees the sign on the wall.
It reads: Join the 'I hate the silver-haired-boys' thieve's club! If you wish to join please contact Lisa, Yuffie, or Rikku for details!
OOOOOooooOOOk, so next chapter (if I write it…maybe someone else would like to write a chapter?) I'm changing the format…to better fit the dialogue base to it. Sorry if its confusing this chapter, I'll fix it in the next.