A/N- woo, I already have another update for this… Linz's doin the one that'll come tomorrow… but I'm still fixing the next one that I have…hopefully it'll b up soon (3 updates in one week! Oh snap!)
Hehe, hope you like this chapter cause I didn't. Enjoy
Yazoo blinked back the sleep as he heard Hojo romp up the stairs to their room.
"Get up boys! Today is a glorious day! A day to be filled with new knowledge and interactions! Hurry and get ready for school."
Loz moaned his protest and Kadaj threw the covers over his head.
…Here's an idea.
"We don't feel good today. I think it's a good day for us to stay home sick." Yazoo grumbled, not even getting up to speak.
Hojo just stared at them all with utter confusion.
"That's impossible1 You'll never catch a cold… Here let me go get my charts and graphs…" he said, romping back downstairs and grabbing all the material.
"Good ideaaaa brother! Now, not only will we have to go to school and put up with all those evil girlies… We get to sit through a lecture before going! Great! You even know we can't get sick Yazoo, its part of being a piece of Sephiroth. He'll never freakin die and it'll be pretty hard to kill the other pieces of him…You're so du-"
"Shut it Kadaj…"
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After a good half hour of lecture Kadaj sprung out madly from his bed, clad in only his boxers, and screaming, "Alright! Nevermind, we're fine! C'mon let's go!"
Loz was still snoring away, so Yazoo clumsily made his way to his brother's bed.
"Loz wake up…Loz…wake- Seph's here!" Yazoo snapped, trying to trick his brother into waking up.
It didn't work, and they only had a half hour to leave for school. Think think think…
Finally, after much deliberation, Yazoo just flipped over the whole mattress, knocking over the still lecturing Hojo and all his charts and graphs. Loz rose up from under the mattress with a grunt and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.
"Loz, we have a half hour to get to school and I couldn't even wake you… C'mon, Kadaj is already ready… I think." Yazoo growled, striding past Hojo and towards the door.
Fifteen minutes left and both Loz and Yazoo stood at the door arguing with Kadaj.
"You can't go to school in just your boxers! Are you nuts?" Yazoo screamed, crossing his arms and blocking the doorway.
"But I don't want to go back upstairs… Hojo's still up there!" Kadaj argued back helplessly.
Neither of the brothers moved, and Kadaj was forced to march his nearly naked bum right back up those stairs to change into some clothes. Of course he was very bitter about this but came back down a few seconds later in his tight leather uniform… followed by a continuing-to-lecture-and-get-on-everyone's-nerves-Hojo.
Just as Loz and Yazoo turned to walk out the door, Kadaj did it. He socked the scientist right in the face, knocking him completely out.
"What'd you do that for Kadaj!" Yazoo screamed, grabbing his brother's still tense arm.
"He just WOULDN'T shut up! And I couldn't take it!"
"…is he dead?" Loz pouted, thinking he was staring at a dead body.
"Oh forget it… we only have ten minutes to leave, just stuff him in the closet and let's go… We'll deal with him later." Yazoo grumbled.
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"New schedules today. Shinra would like the youth of Gaia to be at least semi-physically fit. So all of you will be taking a physical education class… Please come get your papers and be on your way." The teacher greeted the homeroom class cheerfully. Boy was she excited to get rid of Yazoo and Loz.
The brothers were the last in line for the new schedules.
"Do you think we'll be together?" Loz pouted, grabbing a hold of Yazoo's arm and clinging to him.
"Tsh… gay." A group of boys chuckled as they passed the brothers.
Yazoo sighed irritably and kept his cool. He allowed his brother to stick to him until they got their schedules.
"I have martial arts… looks like you have materia mastery. Sephiroth must have done the schedules. You think you can be a big boy and do this class on your own?" Yazoo comforted.
Loz nodded, sniffling a bit. Yazoo smiled and began to walk away.
"Yaz… C-can you walk me to my class?"
"Yeah… sure Loz."
Gym! Gym! Out of all classes Sephiroth had to sign him up for… it HAD to be gym. What about materia mastery! Kadaj would pass that with flying colors! Or martial arts… Kadaj was a flexible guy, he'd do well in there! But noooo Sephiroth picked the class where he had the most weakness. Running long distances, lifting heavy weights… playing… SPORTS! He shuddered just thinking about it. Nothing could get worse.
Kadaj mumbled incoherently to himself as he marched into the boy's locker rooms. After the introduction and welcoming to the course, the gym teacher slowly turned to Kadaj.
Teacher: Young lady… next time make sure to go into the right locker room. You're lucky we aren't changing until tomorrow.
Kadaj: I'M NOT A BLOODY GIRL! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!
Teacher: … You're very pretty for a boy :eyes Kadaj hungrily:
Kadaj: I hate you…. Oh how I hate you
XxXxXxXxXxXx after class begins xXxXxXxXxXxXxX
Elena: Kadaj :streams of hearts follow behind her as she runs up to the extremely irritated boy: I missed you over the weekend! Didja miss me?
Kadaj: What do I say everytime you ask that question Elena?
Elena: No.
Kadaj: Then why do you keep asking?
Elena: There's always a chance you'll say yes.
Kadaj: A very slim chance
Elena: But a chance… Anyway, can I take your picture for the year book committee? And so we can ALWAYS remember the time we had gym together?
Kadaj: No… why would I want to remember gym? Especially after we start dressing…:shudders: you and your giggly friends in skimpy shirts and short shorts…ew!
Elena: ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE FAT!
Kadaj: … maybe
Elena blinked a bit, taking in the new information and processing it.
Elena: WAHHHHH! Rikku, Kadaj said I was ugly and fat and I couldn't have a picture of him because I'm such a loser:cries:
Kadaj grumbled under his breath and stormed past the two hissing and sobbing girls. The sun beamed brightly in the clear blue sky (as if that line hasn't been used a million and one times to say it was a nice day) as the class walked out to the school baseball fields. Everyone quickly rushed to the fields to pick out teams and design a batting order… Everyone except Kadaj that is.
He slowly slunk away from the arguing kids and slipped off towards a group of little trees. Kadaj carefully climbed in one and rested on a low branch. What a nice day! The silver haired boy closed his eyes lazily and let the sun kiss his soft cheeks.
Just as he was getting uber comfortable and drifting off into his own little world… a little voice squealed below him.
"Aren't you hot in all that leather?" Elena squeaked up at Kadaj.
He gritted his teeth in anger and blinked down at her. Kadaj shook his head angrily and continued to relax in his tree branch. Elena pouted again, placing a finger on her fat bottom lip and looking solemnly up.
"What's wrong sweetie?" Rikku stepped up, placing a gentle hand on Elena's back
…
Elena:whispers: I need you to help me get a good picture of him for the club."
Rikku: Sure no problem!
Rikku cocked her head to the side, examining the branch Kadaj was leaning on. She smiled triumphantly and signaled for Elena to get her camera ready. The two twittered, annoying Kadaj even more.
Kadaj: WOULD YOU TWO JUST GO AWAY!
Rikku: sure… after we do this!
The little al bhed girl balled her fists and punched the tensest part of the branch, snapping it and sending little Kadaj hurtling towards the ground.
Elena got it frame by frame, and the two even managed to snap a few pictures of Kadaj sitting on the ground holding his head and cursing
120 HP appeared above his head, and just to add kicks… Rikku and Elena mugged him, sending another 20 HP into the air.
XxXxXxXxXxXxXx to the Yazoo xXxXxXxXxXxXxX
"You sure you're going to be alright brother?" Yazoo asked, making sure Loz had a brave face on.
Loz nodded solemnly and waved goodbye to his younger brother. As soon as the door closed behind Loz, Yazoo let out a huge sigh of relief… at least he didn't come back out, blubbering like a fool.
Now it was time to get to his own class. Martial Arts wasn't Yazoo's strong point. Maybe this little high school class would sharpen his skills a bit. Yes, little Yazoo was slightly excited about taking this class.
When he stepped into the large padded room his nose was filled with the relaxing smell of jasmine and lavender. He quietly made his way to the back of the room and stood behind the already chattery crowd of students, eager to start their class.
The teacher stepped in a moment later and had the class sit in a circle to listen to him. Yazoo couldn't be happier. Not only was he away from his A D D little brother, and clingy older one, but the atmosphere of this class was already starting to match his personality. Just as Yazoo began to go off and day dream, a sharp object was chucked at him, and instinctively he caught it before it hit in between the eyes.
"Ah, I see you've had a bit of training." The teacher smirked, relaxing his body out of the throwing position.
"Yes…"
"Tsh show off." Yuffie grumbled audibly.
Oh hell, she was in there too. Yazoo should have known Seph would pull something like that.
Teacher: Alright class, that right there is how good I hope to teach you to be. When you're done with this class, not only will you know self defense, but your reactions and intelligence will improve as well. Any questions/"
Yuffie: Did you know that that kid's Sephiroth's boy? Wouldn't you expect better?
Yazoo: HEY! CAN IT YUFFIE!
Teacher: Ah, I see we have our first partners to volunteer for a demonstration. Please come to the center of the circle.
Yazoo's adrenaline was pumping and his nostrils were slightly flared as he marched to the middle of the circle and eyed Yuffie. She smirked back playfully and crossed her arms. This was gonna be good.
Teacher: Now Yuffie, I'd like you to kick Yazoo and watch as he blocks or avoids. Watch his technique.
Yuff went to punt at Yazoo's knee, but was surprised to see how quickly he'd dodged her attack. This happened over and over as the girl frantically kicked at his body and even started throwing punches. Finally, in a last attempt to land just one hit on the dodgy boy… Yuffie screamed and landed a hit right to his forehead.
"OW DAMNIT!" he yelped grabbing his head and watching 15 HP pop into the air.
Yazoo: What the hell? My HP doesn't come out above my head outside of this place! Why's it do that here?
Yuffie: you're not in battle outside of school loser… unless you fight inanimate objects!
"Oh that's it!" Yazoo screamed back and totally football tackled Yuffie, knocking a good 25 HP out of both of them.
This surprised even Yazoo; He never lost his cool! Yuffie yelped as she landed on her back and made it a great point to bite his arm.
HP was flying everywhere left and right; no one was sure who's was who's.
The teacher was making mad grabs at the two as they scratched, bit, slapped, punched, kicked, and rolled around the circle. Kids dodged the YuffYaz ball and scrambled out of the way.
"Would you two…Whoop!" the teacher yelped as the human ball tripped him and he landed face first on the floor.
Everyone stopped all movement including Yazoo and Yuffie. The last of their HP appeared above their heads as they stared on at the downed teacher. Nothing happened for a moment… until the teacher looked up at them.
"Ehhehehehehe…" he chuckled, still glaring at the two frozen teens.
XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX a moment later XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
Yuffie: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Yazoo: Ahhhh owww stop stop stop ow!
Teacher was dragging the two youngsters right down the middle of the hall and straight to the principals' office.
XxXxXxXxXxXxXx To the Loz xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
Loz whimpered as he saw the enormous amount of teens filling the room, talking to friends, grouping together, and laughing.
Poor guy never knew a world without his brothers until this very day.
He moseyed to the back and sat on the ground in the corner. Loz felt so pitiful. Just as the poor guy lost all hope and readied himself to be the lone wolf, a tall shadow loomed over him.
: Hello.
Loz: Hi
: What's your name?
Loz: Loz… What's yours?
: Wakka… Can I sit with you?"
Loz:gets puppy eyes: Yeah sure!
The two silently sat for a moment before looking up at each other with the biggest eyes each could muster.
Loz: I like your hair! Its big and red and tall… Real cool!
Wakka: Your silver hair is cooler!
Loz: Wanna be friends?
Wakka: Ya:cries because he's so happy to have a buddy:
Lisa: Oh gods you're in here?
Loz: Watch out for her… she'll beat you up if your not careful:whispers: ain't she cute though!
Wakka: Ya, she looks scary… :whispers: she's hawt!
Lisa scowled down at the two and rolled her eyes.
Lisa: You know… I can definitely hear you… And Loz you're cute too… you're just uber dumb and easy to pick on.
Wakka: SHE'S EVIL TOO!
Loz: Hey I'm not dumb!
Lisa saw this as a very well point proven moment and walked off to join her gaggle of girlies.
The two new best friends chattered away about gorgeous Lisa while she talked about her master plan for attacking Loz this fine period.
Teacher: Horray for materia mastery! Come to the box and grab a ball. I want you all to aim at the targets. NOT AT EACH OTHER! Thank youuuuuu!"
Lisa grinned evilly back at her friends as she grabbed a glowing red ball of fire materia. Each student also grabbed whatever shiny ball of materia and headed to their assigned target. Luckily, Wakka was with Loz and the two grabbed ices…
Lisa was next to them.
Loz and Wakka were shooting wonders at the target!
Lisa smirked and held the palm of her hand out at the target. Just before the hot fiery energy shot out of her body, Lisa locked her eyes on Loz; therefore aiming at him secretly.
Loz was crisped, taking 45 HP with him.
Wakka: You ok ya?
Loz: Yeah… ow… Lisa she said for you to aim at the target.
Lisa: who says you're not the target?
Wakka: She is evil ya!
Los: Ya!
Lisa: hehe
Los: don't worry… it'll be ok.Lisa continued to crisp Loz and use the excuse that she REALLY was aiming for the target, but just couldn't get it right, while he ignored it and kept telling Wakka it would be alright. At the end of class everyone returned the materia, but Loz ever so sneaklily pocketed a steal and speed materia. Lisa turned and smiled back at the slightly smoldering Loz.
Lisa: Didja have funzies today?
Loz: Hum, yes in deedy
Lisa: HEY! WTF!
Los quickly mugged Lisa… taking 20 gil and her lovely bra (whilst returning the materia to the box)
Wakka: … hahahaha! That was cool ya!
Loz: Ya! Here, you can have the gil.
Wakka: You keepin' the bra ya?
Loz: Ya.
XxXxXxXxXxXxXx Return of the Kadaj xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
Kadaj: No no I'm not taking the shower! Let go let go let go!
Teacher: You have to. Its required for the course
Kadaj: No, no it isn't-WOULD YOU QUIT LOOKIN AT THAT! Neah, I'm Not showering!
Teacher: Yes-yes you are!
Kadaj's gym instructor had forcibly stripped him of his leather uniform and was now pinning him under a shower head.
Teacher: This won't hurt a bit… here we go.
Kadaj: Neah! MOTHER!
Steaming hot water poured down upon the still struggling boy. His teacher started down at him hungrily, watching as the hot water spattered off of Kadaj's soft skin.
Just as his teacher was feeling the over whelming feeling of accomplishment… his brain waves seemed to stop.
Kadaj glared up angrily at the teacher, and everyone was now watching the man as he still pinned the naked Kadaj to the wall.
Suddenly, all that clear water coming from every shower head began spitting out gooey black water.
It poured over little Kadaj, covering his manly parts, as well as zombifying everyone in the showers.
"… You've just been pwned3 by mother…" he smirked happily and turned off the water.
Kadaj crossed his arms and stared at the crowd of zombified peers… Standing proud in his naked glourious glory.
XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx on the way home xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
Yazoo: Well, seeing as how SOMEONE knocked out the one who usually asks the questions, I'll do it for him. How was school today.
Kadaj: It was alright… mother visited.
Loz: Mmm, I got a new bra!
Both brothers stared wide eyed at their older brother and blinked.
Yazoo: right, um, I got pulled into the office.
Kadaj: you get paddled like he threatened last time!
Yazoo: …He was more interested in paddling Yuffie actually. I got off with a mere slap on the wrist. Hehe.
The brothers parked the car and lazily made their way up the sidewalk to the house.
Yazoo: Oh hell…
Both Sephiroth and a very VERY disgruntled Hojo stood, arms crossed, in front of the door.
Sephiroth: so you HAD to stuff him in a closet?
Kadaj: oh c'mon! He wouldn't shut up!
Hojo: That doesn't mean knock me out and stuff me in a closet!
Yazoo: we didn't have time to fix it, we were gonna be late for school!
Loz: and you just kept talking and talking and talking!
Sephiroth: … Loz, is that a bra in your hand… if so… where did you get it?
Loz: … yes, and I stole it from Lisa.
Sephiroth:sighs and rubs his forehead… nursing a growing head ache: You guys need some form of punishment… You're spending the weekend with me… Soldier has some little tasks that need done, and you three can help out our crew this weekend… before the big fight with Wutai.
Kadaj: I'm telling mother!
Sephiroth: Ohhhh mother told me about your little incident today… and for that, you'll be tending to the Chocobos.
Kadaj: I HATE CHOCOBOS! THEY'RE SCARY!
Yazoo: damn you Hojo.