Chapter 2: Meeting the Owner of the Mansion

A man walked down some 2,000 stepped spiraling stair case, "Today," He started, "You will be put into different teams. Nope this won't be like your regular real world you watch on T.V. Now let's see, how can we divide ten equally? We can't so we'll have three groups of three groups of three and one of one." The man said in a gay voice.

"What the fuck?" Sonic asked, "Are you stupid or something, do the math! We could have five groups of two. Or two groups of four, and a group of two, or-"

"Are you going against my super natural powers of math?" The gay man asked, still walking down the steps.

"More like gay powers…" Sonic responded mumbling.

"Since you go against my sexy intelligence you'll be on the team of one. I want to see you in my office after this."

"So what exactly is your name?" Knuckles asked.

"I thought you'd never ask." The queer replied, jumping off the rest of the stair with a bath towel covering him, "It's Pablo!" He removed the towel and he was a short Mexican with a G-String.

"Oh god!" The crowd said covering their eyes and looking away, except for Shadow.

"I've seen worse. Now Gerald Robotnik was bad." Shadow inferred.

"Oh, the girls can look away but the guys are missing out on extreme sexiness." Pablo said turning around and showing the pimply, skin peeling, hairy, backside of him, "Look at the sexy crease it makes in my buttocks!"

Shadow turned away then, "Oh god, that ass has to be covered in at least 20,000 pimples!"

Pablo covered himself with his bath towel again, "Ok, the sexiness is over you can turn around now." Pablo assured, "Now, that pink hedgehog, that bat, and Santa Clause go together in a group."

He's probably trying to make a gay porn movie or something, Thought Knuckles.

"Now I don't want Geezers in my movie so I put Santa in with the girls…" Pablo instated.

"Now I've got my ho ho hoes!" Santa added putting his arms around Amy and Rouge.

"Hands off fat ass!" Rouge says kicking Santa in the balls. Amy takes here hammer out and whacks him in the balls as well, "Oi! I think I'm missing a testacle…" Santa said grabbing his balls.

"The third group will be Knuckles, Tails, and the Dark Chao." Said Pablo, "Ooh, I'm soooo naughty! Dark Chao turn me on."

"I am not going to be in one of you fag porn movies!" Knuckles exclaimed.

"Do you want the million dollars?" Asked Pablo.

"I guess." Knuckles complied.

"Then you're going to star in the movie."

"Well I'm not staring in any porn video!" Tails stated.

"Then I'm going to have to take you out." Pablo clapped his hand and three short guys with green puffy hair, tan skin, and crouch less chaps came in, "Queerpa Lumpas."

The three Queerpa Lumpas started savagely raping Tails to the end of the Mansion, "Queerpa Lumpa, Queerpady do!" All three sang.

"What do you get when your not a fag too?" The first Queerpa Lumpa asked in a singing tone.

"Savagely butt raped out of," The second one started.

"The mansion where you'll be sexually harassed for the rest of your life." The third said, humping Tails so hard that the fox went flying out the mansion.

"Anyone else not want to star in a movie?" Pablo asked.

"Yeah!" A voice yelled from atop, in a Cuban gangster voice, "Me! What the fuck do you think you're doing fucking up all my guest literally Pablo? Well I got a little something to say to you! Say hello to my little friend?"

"Oh Tony," Pablo said giggling.

From the top of the stairs a grenade came flying down blowing up with impact on Pablo's head. Everyone looked at the real owner in fear.

"I'm the real bad guy! You'll never see another one like me again!" Tony stated, "My name is Tony Montana!"

"Hey I'm the real bad guy?" Eggman contradicted.

"So you want some too?" Tony asked firing another grenade.

Eggman stepped out of the way and instead of hitting the genius, the grenade hit the dark Chao turning him into tiny little guts.

"Don't mess with me!" Tony yelled to them.

"Alright, alright." Eggman answered, "Now I sort of like Pablo better."

"He would have had you in a video called organics with metal probably." Sonic stated.

And from outside the mansion Tails stated, "And we all could of done it together!"

"You're right!" Eggman agreed.

"Are you still alive out there little bastard? I'll teach you not to leave or die after being ass raped by Queerpa Lumpas!"

Tony fired a grenade out a near by window and then blew up Tails.

"This is going to be one hell of a month." Metal Sonic stated backing further away from Tony.