Chapter 3: The First Task

Last night was horrible for everyone's sleep. They had Pablo's pimply ass in nightmares and were still reflecting on what Sonic had said, "He would have had you in a video called organics with metal probably."

They woke drowsy and hazy eyed. Their eyes dropped and then gun bullets lined them up in awake positions with bulging blood shot eyes of tiredness. Tony lined them up to make sure they were in perfect position.

"Alright, get used to this because this is my fucking house!" He dropped his gun which was now out of ammunition and grabbed a shot gun. He cocked it and aimed it at Knuckles. When he fired Knuckles dodged and cowered in fear, "Good. You're awake."

Tony pasted himself as he walked up and down the rows. He put his gun down and then lit a cigar, Cuban cigar at that, and murmured some words out, "You'd better get to the board room. If you ask where it is I'll blow your head off and tell the others where it is. If your last there I'll blow your head off."

Everyone stared blankly at Tony, "Get going you lazy BASTARDS!"

Everyone ran off. Unfortunately for Sonic, Shadow had anticipated something like this and dosed him with a small bit of tranquilizer. Shadow also boosted his speed with some performance enhancers he got from Knuckles who boosted his power. Shadow zoomed around the house dozens of times and was the first to the board room.

Eggman sat alone with a calculator trying to calculate how many foot steps it would exactly take to get to the board room with killing Sonic. He would be stuck there for hours, but Sonic wasn't going anywhere.

Knuckles started busting walls over but then he got the evil look from Tony who cocked his gun. Knuckles stopped at a certain room that Tony specifically guarded, "Wonder what's inside…" Knuckles though, "But no time, got to keep moving."

Luckily they had been able to stitch up the Dark Chao and he looked like a defective zombie that would come from a bad horror movie. He flew across the house finding the boardroom second seeing as he didn't understand half the English language and so he had probably the only good sleep. When the Dark Chao arrived, Shadow was shaking and smoking something with a different odor then a normal cigarette or cigar.

"Wow… This is good." Shadow said holding his hand to the Chao, "Wanna try it?"

The Dark Chao took a real quick puff and then said, "Chaooooo…" With half closed eyes and a buzzed look, because he had a buzz.

Amy got trapped in a maze somewhere where she had to dodge lasers. It said on the box, Replica of Resident Evil Laser Trap. She dodged all the lasers and then waffle shaped ones came flying at her. She looked around to see if she could dodge but there was no room. She had mere seconds but then noticed a plug. She dove for it and pulled it out getting her nail broken in the process, "Oww! My nail is broke!" She whined, sitting on the floor.

Rouge started off. Acting stealthy she made it to the board room with ease and then grabbed the bong from Shadow, "What's this?" she asked.

"Try it." Shadow persuaded.

"Chaooooooooo…." The Chao said, in it's low restricted vocabulary.

"Oh my god, you got the Chao stoned!" Rouge exclaimed.

Shadow jumped forward and stuck it in Rouge's mouth. She took a huff, and then puffed and her eyes half shut, "Wow this is good." She agreed.

Eggman still calculated, Knuckles worried about Tony shooting him for busting walls, Amy still whined on the floor about the nail, and Sonic moved real slowly across the room up the 2,000 step spiraling staircase. Who would be last? That would be hard to determine although without Knuckles punching everything in sight one thing was for sure. The whole mansion wasn't going to fall apart.

Amy finally got up under the influence of being with Sonic, "I've got to be strong." She said to her self, "I've got to get some chains, a whip, some toys, and-" She ended herself noticing the narrorater narrorate everything she said. She soon too arrived to the board room but didn't see Sonic. In desperation in making the pain go away she took the marijuana from the trio.

The one question remained. What happened to Santa Clause? Well to tell you the truth he was looking at porn on a computer in his room the whole time. He saw a couple images and said, "Nice, nice, nice, nice, ooh NAUGHTY!"

Eggman had finally calculated that in order to go around the house and kill Sonic he'd have to take a number of steps without a word. He then started on the quickest route…

Sonic slowly made his way to the top level where Knuckles closed in behind him. Sonic turned around and slowly put his hands up yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" In a slow motion tone as Knuckles ran at him.

"Move Sonic!" Knuckles yelled slowing down to what would be a collision in ten minutes.

Santa could hear Tony's footsteps as he walked up near Santa's room. He was the only one who hadn't reported to breakfast. Santa quickly put it onto his email address and showed his 'other' naughty and nice list that wasn't pornographic. He used his magic and transported himself to the board room.

"Free marijuana for everyone!" He exclaimed creating a stash for everyone. They all bulged eyes and started up on their bongs.

Eggman sat calculating the quickest route. He finally calculated that the quickest route to get to the board room and kill Sonic was to follow Sonic to the board room and kill him there. He had lost sight of the super slow hedgehog though. Eggman started wondering aimlessly around the mansion for Sonic and not the board room which he passed five times.

The ten minutes had passed and Knuckles hit Sonic sending him across the house and skidding near the board room.

"No! 'm going to make it into the board room before Sonic!" Knuckles shouted as he rushed over and jumped over the hedgehog, "Free bongs?" He asked looking at everyone.

"Marry fucking Christmas!" Santa said high as he made a stash for Knuckles.

Eggman finally came to the board room where he saw Sonic on the ground. He had a nifty little laser gun that he aimed at the hedgehog and said, "Say good night hedgehog!"

Sonic stretched as far as he could to get to the board room and then as his hand entered Eggman powered up his beam. He was interrupted though by some gun shots through the chest and then he fell dead, "That's what you get when your last!" Tony said spitting on him.

Santa created a stash for Sonic and then he got his bong and started getting high. Tony looked at them all in disgust, because they hadn't offered him any. Santa looked at him oddly and then created a pile of crack for him, "There happy?"

"Yes, now wait for the damn person who supports this mansion." Tony said cocking his gun again and aiming at anyone who moved their legs…