The Legend of Trump

Hours had passed and then the sound of a car pulling up. Knuckles quickly turned to look outside, his leg moved a bit. Tony fired his gun and blood started running from Knuckles's calf.

"Ah!" Knuckles gripped the bloody ligament, "What the hell was that for!"

"You moved, you bastard!" Tony answered, with a result from his crack, "You could have been trying to leave the mansion through that window."

"What window!" Knuckles asked waving his lose hand around, "There aren't any windows in this room!"

"You could have run at sonic speeds out of this room… You're the fast one right?" Tony asked.

"No, only me and Shadow can run fast." Sonic says, laughing at the injured echidna.

"I knew all those things…" Tony says, sniffing some remaining crack from his shirt.

Knuckles still grips his leg and then his inner-self starts to contact him. It roars like a beast as the pain flows and then starts talking to him.

"Knuckles…"

"Huh?" Knuckles says aloud, "I must have had way too much crack…"

Down stairs a door opens and huge swords cling around. They walk upward and everyone starts to cower in fear, even Tony. They jump behind desk not knowing what it is. Mr. Montana knew exactly what was about to happen. A man with a really bad haircut came in the area; he had on a business suit and a long sword along with a shield. He wore a nice green cap.

Next to this man was his fairy that wore a business suit, Carolyn Kepcher. She guided the man and his decisions. On this mans other side was his guardian, George Ross. He as well wore a business suit. He was old yet wielded a 500lb sword that sent chills through anyone who looked at it. This man was the one and only Donald Trump.

"You can all get up now. Your first task is resisting the sight of my hair."

Everyone looked up and started to twitch their eyes. Donald set a brief case down, "Now I own this mansion in my Trump organization, at my Trump tower, in New York or my future Trump city. Now as you see I have Trump dollars that you will be using for now on. Now your second task is to be able to do the third task which is to listen to me while I ramble on about the fourth task which will lead up to the fifth task. Do you understand?" Trump asked through all his bragging.

Everyone nodded too afraid to say no. Trump then said some more crap, "Now since you've all survived your first task you now get your reward which is to listen to me, Trump, ramble on about pointless things anybody could tell you and things that have nothing to do with my success." Trump then said the beginning, "My success all began when I was out in Hyrule…"

POV of Donald Trump

Everyone had made fun of me. I was the only one without a fairy. I had food thrown at me until one day I was given a challenge by a talking tree. He said that if I could eight badges and beat a group of four elites called the elite four then I could have a fairy. He also said I had to beat a lizard in space. After beating the lizard he told be where the gym leader with all the badges, Chuck Norris at his Total Gym. I attacked him with numbers and business scenarios but being the god he was he simply arranged the things so he was always right. I had been round housed in the face fifty times before I finally got back up. I was too persistent so Chuck Norris ended the match quickly. He knew I was poor so he offered me one million dollars and then said to me, "Deal or no deal?" I accepted knowing now I could buy a fairy that would do all my stock work and all my business work. The fairy turned out to be Carolyn, one of my most prized possessions. I returned in glee and finally rich beyond my mind. That's how I became superbly rich…

"Wait. You didn't fight a big lizard in space, that was Shadow and I." Sonic said breaking the silence.

"That's not what this game said." Trump pulled a case out titled, Trump Adventure 2, Sonic looked in awe, "See."

"That's copyright of Sonic Team and SEGA." Shadow interrupted.

"Chuck Norris has defied that law. He has rearranged everything in the game for me."

AN- I'll end this very short chapter inside Knuckles's head.

"Knuckles you must be the only one to win this competition. Trump said his fairy helped him with everything, steal her, rape her, and then use her to win everything in this competition, even Tony's respect."

Knuckles looked around oddly, "Yes my master…"

"Now go Lord Vader, or Darth Knuckles, or something Star Warsy…"

AN- That's the end of this chapter R&R.