"Attention, everyone!" KK growled at the Mushroom Kingdom citizens. "Welcome to the first ever "Mario Kart" race! Why do we call it "Mario Kart?" I have NO IDEA at all. I'm just the person who greets you." A few whispers spread through the crowd. "Now," KK continued. "let me introduce you to the person who will be running this race! Give it up for...Reswob!" KK turned, expecting to see Bowser come outside, but he was already standing there, with a costume on that made him look like a fat shy guy. "Alright everyone," Bowser growled in greeting. "let us get on with the race!" Everyone cheered, not knowing the danger ahead. Bowser pulled out a remote controll, and pushed a button. Instantly, a large hole began to open up on the ground, off to the left of the castle. Out of the hole, a massive race course appeared. The course was about 5 miles long, and was constructed of wood and rock. It had 5 turns, each banked at about a 10 degree angle. There was a lava pit located just before turn 2, and another one at turn 3. Overall, there were 8 places to get items. Everyone was anticipating the race. Well, except one person. "Hey, Resowb guy!" Luigi shouted. Bowser looked right at him. "What happens if we fall in a lava pit?" The king of the koopas had been waiting for this question. "The lava pits are just holigraphic images." He answered. "If you fall into one, you won't die, you'll just be trapped in my dirty ol' dunegeon." "Oh, thats much better." Luigi answered. "Wait, d-did you say d-dunegeon?" Bowser growled back, "Of course you wimphead! Everyone must compete, but not everyone must escape." Bowser pushed another button on the remote, and suddenly a HUGE cage fell out of nowhere and trapped all the Mushroom Kingdom residents with the race course. Instantly, everyone burst into panic running around in cirlcles screaming like little babies, while Peach tried to get everything back in order. Bowser ripped off his costume, and threw it into KK's hands. "Now," he growled fircely. "On with the first "Mario Kart" race! It may be the first race you've ever competed in, but it will also be your LAST. BWAHAHAHA!"
To be continued...
Yeah, I know it was really short, but I wanted to leave a lil' bit of a cliff-hanger behind. Heh-heh. You'll have to wait a couple of days until you see what happens next!
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