Okay! Review time!
Sorakitty:
me: O.o ...how do u choke on air?
Sora: i dunno...wanna go out or sumthin?
me: sure!
Answer: I have no clue… All I know is that I had a dream about someone dying like that… and that you make no noise when you do it… its freaky…
Demonic Angel of Darkness: Wow! This is REALLY good! I love it! But why did poor Naruto have to die? Oh
well, lol. Well, update soon! Bye!
A/N: Well, you'll probably like the VERY end then… and I had to have one person die right off the bat… and he was the first on I could think of…
Okay, that's the reviews... disclaimer… I don't own Naruto, but I do own the right to put my friends Blake and AJ in this story… but they're older in this than they should be…Ah, well… on with the chapter!
Chapter 5: Blake and AJ, part 1
"God… do these stairs EVER end!" Sakura asked herself.
"Someone help ME!" she heard Ino scream from a little higher.
"Better hurry up…" Sakura told herself as she began to walk up the stairs quicker and found the door where Ino's voice was coming from.
For no point what-so-ever, Sakura kicked the door down…
"Oopies…" Sakura said, staring at the door.
When she finally looked up, she saw Ino in the middle of the floor in a… was that a WEDDING dress! Well, it was old, but still…
"Ino… You're getting married? Who's the unlucky guy?" Sakura teased, helping that it would help get her mind back on track.
"Shut up! I don't want to marry this guy! He's obsessed that I'm his dead bride-to-be! Illana, or something like that," Ino said, while Sakura continues to stared, dumbfounded.
"So… who's the unlucky guy?" Sakura asked again, very bluntly.
"I-I think his name is Blake. But can you help—oh, hi, Blake!" Ino said, directing her attention to the doorway, along with Sakura who was staring at the man.
Blake was about 25 with long, brownish shoulder length hair and about 6' tall. He had a nice black tuxedo on with black pants and black Nikes. Sakura bluntly stared, not believing that this guy WANTED to marry Ino…
'Why does Ino get to marry this hunk? It's not fair…From what she said, he must have really loved that Illana girl to even consider marring Ino… wait! Am I approving Ino marring this guy!' Sakura though, now mentally beat herself up.
"HELL no!" Inner Sakura agreed.
"Ino! Blake and you can not be married!" Sakura declared.
"But Blake wants to marry me…" Ino said. "He kinda has a one-track mind…" she muttered under her breath.
"But Ino's only 12 year-sold! And she isn't that Illana girl!" Sakura argued.
"You are mistaken girl. Time doesn't wait for true love." Blake said, in a very Miroku (IY)-like tone.
""Um… what?" Sakura asked, very blond-like.
Blake sighed. "Age can't affect my love for Illana and, if she gives it a chance, Ino could return my feelings." He walked past Sakura and grabbed Ino's hands (which were tied up, so she couldn't try to escape) in a mirror act of Miroku, but rest assure, Blake is no longer a pervert.
"That was so sweet…" Ino stated.
"HEY! YOU'RE the one who didn't want to marry him!" Sakura yelled.
Ino blushed out of embarrassment… but once she looked into Blake's eyes, she saw that he truly cared… 'It's almost like…'
"Ino!" Sakura yelled as Ino fell over, passed out and Blake picked her up (In marriage position), disappearing.
---------------RECAP TIME! ---------------
Sakura, Ino and Naruto split up because they thought Kakashi was going to kill them, Naruto choked on air, died, and was killed by Sasuke who's possessed by who-the-HELL-knows, Kakashi's locked in the attic with God-knows-what, Ino got kidnapped by a hott creature who she's supposed to marry in place of some girl named Illana who died from who the hell WANTS to know, and Sakura is definitely the heroine of this whacked horror/comedy and is COMPLETELY clueless (What ELSE is new?)
Meanwhile, in the afterlife
"Next!" yelled the guardian to heaven and hell, who was supposed to be emotionless.
Naruto was next inline.
"How'd you die?" the creature asked
"I think I choked on air…" Naruto replied.
The guardian burst out laughing to the point it almost fell over.
End Afterlife
A/N: Sorry it took so long to update… but, I've had soooooooooooooooooo much school stuff… research and that… to do, and I'm really lazy… Which is probably most of it…