A/N: Hey! Okay, um… this chapter is long… Still don't own Naruto, and my friend she will ONE DAY… at which point it shall become something about Gaara… (Shrugs) Ah, well…

Little Sasuke: Hey, Lyssa (one of my nicknames… not to mention little people call me that ALL the time…) I'm bored!

Me: Hmm…uh… oh, yeah! (Hands him the flamethrower) Go play with Sai.

Little Sasuke: YAY! (Grabs and runs downstairs)

A/N: Anyway, review time!

Psycho Cookie: Cookie: Oh my stars. A flamethrower! Dude! I want one!

Mi-chan: your as crazy as me.

now you know that I'm a complete idiot when it comes to fire. Oh. why is Sasuke

possessed? Is it because he just want to kill people? cause I like to kill

people with flamethrowers, guns and so on. Keep up the good work. Update soon

please.

Response: Well, you'll find out in this chapter…and I like flamethrowers… they're fun to play with!

xox-Melanie-xox: Ha,ha,ha, this is really good please hurry up with the next chapters I can

hardly wait.

xox-Melanie-xox

A/N: Okay… well, on with the chapter!

Chapter 8: I'll be right back!

"Oh, crap…" Sakura muttered, her eyes locked on the axe. 'Looks like Sasuke got a new toy…'

So, Sakura did what any stupid person in a horror movie would do… Tries to talk to the possessed one.

"Sasuke? It's me, Sakura… Remember?" Sakura said, walking slowly toward him. (A/N: Darn it! She needs to die already! I mean, who made HER heroine!... Oh, wait…) "C'mon! This isn't funny! If Naruto and Ino asked you to do this, then tell me!" She was now about 3 meters away from him.

Sasuke raised the axe in a position to hit her with it, so she noticed that her little 'talk' didn't work… And she ran, very closely followed by her possessed teammate.

After running for about 2 minutes, she ran into the house and closed the door. After another 3 minutes, she didn't hear anything and opened the door. Her reward was an axe being thrown at her, and luckily, she closed the door quick enough that the axe got stuck in it instead of her head.

"Sakura!" A voice said.

Sakura jumped to her feet, screamed, and began swinging the axe around, trying to hit whatever came within contact

"Sakura! Knock it off!" The voice said.

--BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP--

Little Sasuke randomly began crying

Sai: I didn't do it!

Me: Sorry for the interruption. I'll be back in a moment.

I go downstairs

Sai! How many times do I have to tell you! You DO NOT touch him! You hear me!

Sai: But-

Me: NO 'BUT's! Don't touch him again!

Uses flamethrower on him and goes upstairs

Okay, back to the story!

Sakura stopped and looked at the person. "Ino… Where the HELL have you been!" Sakura yelled.

"Passed out, mostly. I was possessed by that Illana girl and I found out a lot of helpful stuff," Ino said, cheerfully.

"And that helpful information would be?" Sakura asked.

"Okay, this house is an old manor that house Blake and Illana before they were married. Anyway, there was a murderer on the loose and he took custody in this house. The murderer murdered Illana and left Blake clueless with his best man, AJ, and Illana's bride's maid, Jessica. The house was later burned and none of them could rest in peace. That happened exactly 200 YEARS ago," Ino explained.

"T-two HUNDRED! … But what does that have to do with us?" Sakura asked, a bit shocked.

"Well… the spirits were able to possess people, which Blake and AJ did, However, Illana seemed to of moved on… sort of…" Ino's voice trailed off.

"What do you mean 'sort of'?" Sakura asked, now very confused.

"Well… they thought that I was her reborn, so her memories were reawakened to me," Ino stated.

"Well, that doesn't help my Sasuke problem," Sakura said.

"Uh… what?" Ino asked, in a mirror act of Sakura (earlier in)

"He attacked me twice… once with a dagger and once…" Sakura held up the axe. "With this. I'm not sure why, though."

"Well… it could be the killer," Ino stated.

"Is there anyway to get him out of Sasuke?" Sakura asked.

"Two ways… one, we get the killer to move on or two…" Ino's voice trailed off again.

"Well?"

"Or… we kill Sasuke."

Sakura gasped. "No! Absolutely not! How could you even think that?' Sakura hissed.

"You're the one who asked… but, still… are you gonna try and reason with the killer? That's hilarious!" Ino burst out laughing and stopped when she saw Sakura's face.

That darn face… that stupid face… the darn, stupid face that Sakura used to get anything out of Ino. Dammit…

Ino sighed… it just wasn't worth fighting. So, she grabbed the axe and opened the door.

"Fine, but if he attacks us, I'll HAVE to fight back, k.?" Ino said, walking out, closely followed by Sakura.

After about 5 minutes of walking down the forest path, there was a strange noise from down it.

"I'll go check it out." Ino said, starting to walk faster down the path.

"But-"

"Don't worry. I'll be right back."

Soon after, Ino disappeared down the path. Then, Sakura remembered something.

"Wait… didn't Naruto say something about that?"

Flash Back

"1- NO saying 'I'll be right back!', cause you won't" Naruto stated.

End Flash Back

"OMG!" Sakura yelled, running down the path after Ino.

A/N: Well… that's the chapter. I swear there will be 2 or 3 more after this.

Neji: randomly comes up from basement Um… I'd hate to ask but… what happened down there?

Me: Sai did something REALLY stupid.

Sai: From in basement I didn't do anything!

Me: Do I have to back down there! HUH!

Sai: Er… no… we're good down here.

Sasuke: Burst out laughing

Me: What did I say about laughing at other's pain?

Sasuke: Um… looks around hoping that someone will mouth him the answer

Me: Well?

Sasuke: Um… not to, uh, do it without you?

Me: And all this time I thought you never listened to me! laughs 3

Sasuke: Um… (O.o)… okay…

Neji: Okay… I'm leaving…

Sasuke: … What?

Neji: (-.-0) Never mind...

Little Sasuke: I'm bored.

Neji: Not this again… (-.-0)

Sai: still downstairs He CAN'T come down here!

Me: stops laughing Sure he can! I say so! (hands Little Sasuke a machine gun) Go have fun!

Little Sasuke: Cool! (Runs downstairs) Hey, Sai! Look what I got!

Sai: (-.-0) Someone help me…

Shadow: Appears from upstairs Um… I'd hate to ask, but what's going on?

Me: I'm trying to write a fanfic, but everyone is interrupting me! ( . )

Shadow: Looks around) Has anyone seen my machine gun?

Sasuke: You mean the one she keeps taking from you because you go on killing sprees?

Shadow: Hey! I kill bad people, too!

Sasuke: You kill anyone who gets in your way… a ration of 1 to 55… bad people to pedestrians.

Shadow: I bet you can't even spell that!

Sasuke: Sure I can!

Shadow: Prove it.

Sasuke: Um… P-E-D-E… um… T?

Shadow: You're an idiot.

Me: That's what I've been saying…

Neji: Ha! That's funny… cause I'm forcefully marrying you to his older self! By help of YOUR time machine!

Sasuke: WHAT!

Me: I didn't think he'd read the manual…

Neji: HA!

Machine gun goes off

Shadow: HEY! Wait, that's mine! Runs downstairs

ME: Okay, I'm stopping now… If we keep this up, I might as well make this a fanfic all on it's own.

Sakura: Appears with TenTen Hey. Notices I'm on the computer typing Hey! You're doing the story?

TenTen: Neji! I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you! (clings to his arm)

Neji: (-.-0) Spare me…

Me: HA! If you forcefully marry me to Saskue's older self, I'll forcefully marry you and… TENTEN!

Neji: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooConitnues on

TenTen: YAY!

Me: Anyway, I hope you all like my story… and stuff…

Neji: still going on oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- (hit with random shovel) OW! Who did that! (looks around. Sees Sasuke desperately trying to hide large shovel) You!

Sasuke: Oops…

Me: Sasuke had every right to hit you. You wouldn't shut up.

Neji: You shut up! And you (pushes TenTen off) stay away from me!

TenTen: But---- she said we're getting married!

Neji: Never! Disappears

Me: Don't worry… he'll be back… they ALWAYS come back… Or, they go to Ashley's house… either works…

Anyway, that's the chapter, and I managed to kill a few more pages that I should of… Aw, well…

Little Sasuke: HELP!

Me: SHADOW! LEAVE THE FRIGGIN' MACHINE GUN ALONE! NOW!

Shadow: … comes upstairs and sits next to normal Sasuke

Sasuke: You're in trouble!

Shadow: (mocking) What's new?

Sakura: HEY! Wait! What about-------

THE END! (Of this chapter, that is!)