A/N: Hey Well… fanfiction wasn't working for a bit, so that's why it took so long… anyway, all the rest of the chapters shall be put up today. Hurrah!

Little Sasuke: Lyssa! Shadow's picking on me again!

Me: sigh can you wait until later?

Anywho, here's the story

Little Sasuke: But-

Me: LATER!

Chapter 9: The Unavoidable!

After running for about 3 minutes, Sakura came upon a clearing. She saw Ino in the middle of it, holding her side, covering a deep wound.

"Ino! What happened?" Sakura asked.

Ino looked at the bushes. "Look back there." She said.

Sakura did so, and quickly turned away.

Sasuke was face down on the ground, the axe deep in his back, dead.

Sasuke: HEY! Why do I die!

Me: shuddap!

The axe was still tightly gripped in his hand (it was a different one then the one Naruto was killed with, so that's his 4th weapon)

"I'm… sorry, Sakura…" Ino muttered before falling over dead.

"OMG!" Sakura shrieked. She then felt for a pulse on both… there was none. (Gosh… I'm just killing EVERYONE aren't I? Now… we need some humor… (1 hour later) OH! That's a great idea! You people might hate me for it, but too bad for you!)

Sakura ran down the path (not toward the house), leaving the dead bodies (Some friend she is…) and she continues until she hit something and an interesting event commenced.

Sakura tripped on a HUGE tree branch, knocked someone else over, landing on them, LIP TO LIP.

"H-holy CRAP! Get the HELL up and see who the DAMN person is so you can kick their sorry ASS!" Inner Sakura yelled.

Sakura obeyed the voice, got up, and turned away blushing. The person, also, got up and turned away. Both turned toward each other at the same time, a look of shock plastered on their faces.

"You mean-"The figure started.

"I kissed-" Sakura continued.

A/N: I hate keeping people in the dark, but too bad for you!

Little Sasuke: Now will you help me?

Me: … Wait a minute longer. I REALLY did take 1 hour to come up with this funny event… I was totally out of funny ideas by this point, so… yeah…

Little Sasuke: Now?

Me: Sure… SHADOW! GET DOWN HERE!

Older Sasuke: He left, obviously running from you.

Me: Well, that was great… Looks like you're out of luck… Anyway, that's the chapter.