A/N; Another chapter, too quickly updated to have reviews… ah, well…

Chapter 10: Well, HE didn't last very long…

"Shikamaru!"

"Sakura?"

They both turned away, both out of frustration and embarrassment. Sakura looked at the tree branch.

Dang.Tree.Branch… IT'S the reason she kissed Shikamaru! So, she began kicking it.

Shikamaru was still standing there shocked. He had come to find Ino and yet Sakura wound up kissing him… how does THAT work out?

After about 10 minutes of silence, Shikamaru spoke.

"Um… have you seen Ino?" He asked.

Sakura looked down. "Um, well… she, uh… well, um… kinda…uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh…"

"Are you gonna answer me?"

"Simply, she's dead."

Shikamaru looked at her like she had 5,000,000,000 heads. "W-what?"

"Ino's dead along with Kakashi, Naruto, and Sasuke, who shouldn't really count since he was killing the others, but he was possessed by that murderer guy while I was finding the dead bodies until I found Ino and met her almost-husband, Blake, and his best man, AJ, who thought that Ino was Blake's bride-to-be, Illana, reborn then I ran away and got attacked by Sasuke and his axe, then Ino came again and took my axe and said "I'll be right back" which in scary movies means you won't but I ran and saw her and she wasn't dead and she killed Sasuke then died and I ran cause I couldn't bare the sight which is when I tripped on the tree branch and wound up kissing you be accident and told you about how Ino died by explaining that Sasuke was possessed by a murderer and killed Naruto with a sword in the kitchen and Kakashi in the attic with a dagger and then I found the bodies which is when he chased me and then I got captured by AJ who said I was gonna be Ino's bride's maid and I ran away and Sasuke chased me with an axe which is when Ino came and took the axe and said "I'll be right back" which according to Naruto means you won't and-"

"You're telling it all over again!" Shikamaru yelled out of frustration. "I get the idea!"

"Sorry… It's just I'm a little shaken up by all this…" Sakura said.

"How… bothersome…" Shikamaru muttered. "Now… what were those rules Naruto said?"

"Well, there was, 'Don't say 'I'll be right back' cause you won't'… but when I found Ino, she was still alive… and 'No kissing'… but nothing's happened to us… and finally, 'Don't say the killer is dead', but that one's false too." Sakura explained.

"So… Naruto's rules are false?" Shikamaru asked.

"Yeah, pretty much." She then noticed a surprised expression on Shikamaru's face. "What's wrong?"

"You said Sasuke's dead, right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Then you might want to rethink that." Shikamaru said, pointing to (DUNDUNDUN) Sasuke, who was very much alive, and still very much possessed.

Sakura Then noticed the axe in full position to drop and cut her head in two…

The axe began to drop and all she did was scream until Shikamaru pushed out of the way, the axe barely missing them. Sasuke then went after Shikamaru, who's only defense was a thick log.

"Sakura… can you… recall any… sharp and/or pointy… object nearby…?" Shikamaru asked while deflecting attacks.

"Um… He has a sword before! Would that work?" Sakura asked.

"It would be… greatly… appreciated." Shikamaru replied.

Sakura ran into that direction, a bit thrown off by the fact that Shikamaru would appreciate something.

Now, as if things couldn't get worse. NONESENCE! Sakura, upon returning, tripped on air, nailed Shikamaru in the lower leg, which caught him off guard giving Sasuke the opportunity to… well… let's just say Sakura helped Sasuke kill his 4th victim… And Sakura had the feeling she'd be the 5th…

A/N: Well, that's the chapter… Well-

Neji: Are you STILL writing that thing? Just give it up…

Me: You're just sour because you're not in this. (.) Probably the smartest thing I've ever done… well, ONE of the smartest…