I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I said quickly but my laptop crashed and all my documents got deleted. So I lost this, chapter two for 'My Life As Told By Raven' the sequel for 'Karel Vs The Tooth Fairy' and some random one-shots I was writing. So yeah I was pretty ticked. So anyway I'll shut up now.
For the warning and disclaimer you can just read the other chapters. I am still using Maxmagnus20019's ideas because I can't think for myself (damn me!) Oh yeah and one really weird one from Raven Re-incarnated who wont tell me his new account (boo!)
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"Lord Eliwood please sit down." Marcus called to him. Eliwood looked across the table and noticed a girl sitting and eating too. Another wife. Come to think of it, now staying in his room all day didn't sound like that much of a bad idea.
"Um… Farina?" Eliwood glanced at the girl. "Did you offer her money to marry me?"
"Yes Mi'lord." Marcus replied happily.
Eliwood sighed. "Well at least you're honest about it. Farina you should probably go home."
"What?" Farina stood up knocking over her chair. "I'm not leaving without my money!"
"Yes, yes. I will have a carrier pigeon get it to you in a week." Marcus waved her off.
"You can't just offer to pay someone to marry me." Eliwood turned round and headed back to his room.
"That's the forth time this week that he hasn't eaten his breakfast. Lowen wont be happy."
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Later that day Marcus approached Eliwood during his sparring session carrying something behind his back.
"Lord Eliwood! I have taken everything that you've said about the wife you want into account. She's not too old. Not too young. Not your mother. Presenting… Tiddles!" 1
Eliwood took the tabby cat away from Marcus and put it on the floor. "She has to be human."
"Ah but you never said that." Marcus stated.
"Well I'm saying it now!" Eliwood, now very frustrated, stormed off like a little child.
"Hmm… human huh? Well I guess it's a good thing that Farina was not the only Pegasus knight that I asked to visit." Marcus began to laugh very OOC and evilly scaring away Tiddles and all the other cute lil' animals that inhabit Castle Pherae.
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Ginny was sitting on her bed waiting impatiently for her fiancé. And, if you paid any attention in the last chapter, you would know that that just so happened to be Erk.
But having Ginny marry Erk left us with some problems. For example: Who will Serra, Priscilla and Nino marry?
Well we already know that Raven doesn't seem to like the idea of Priscilla marrying anybody so that takes her out of the picture.
I suppose Serra can marry Matthew, yes what an ingenious idea! And Nino can marry Jaffar… but I'm not going to make it that easy, well, not for Nino at least.
I'll let you in on a little secret. Jaffar married some other girl who looks a lot like Nino, act a lot like Nino, but somehow still manages not to be Nino. I guess she can always marry Rath… No, no, he's married to Lyn. 2
So now Nino is sad and alone. Or is she? The answer: No. She is living happily with her uncle Canas, (who I will have you know did not actually did, Fire Emblem is just trying to trick you!) his wife, and her cousin Hugh.
But she still only loves them as family. She has no one to love as a husband. Or does she? The answer: No. I'm sure she has a secret crush on someone who will one day love her too. If they don't I will be killed by all the Nino fans.
But now I have drifted far enough away from our story. So Ginny was waiting her Erk. But what she didn't know is that he was late because his travel buddy Wil sold their horses for onions and now they had to make their way back to Pherae on foot.
My story is beginning to make no sense. Wil is from Pherae to begin with. Well let's just say he went to visit his good friend Erk.
And now I have written nine paragraphs on what I could have summed up in two words: Erk late.
Right well now that we have that sorted we can go back to our story. (And this time I mean it.) Ginny was tired of waiting so she began to read a light tome. Why? Because she wanted to be like Renaud: pointless and hated by most. She was almost done reading 'lightning' when she was so rudely interrupted by Marcus coming into her room.
"Sorry to bother you but I need you're help."
"It's not about me marrying Eliwood again is it?"
"No, no we all know you're marrying Erk, Serra told us."
"Damnit! Stupid Serra! So, what do you need?"
"Well you see. She wont come near me."
"Oh? And who's 'she'?" Ginny asked.
"Florina."
"Well, yeah. Florina wont go near men. Ad I hope you weren't trying to set her up with Eliwood."
"What if I was?"
"Well she wont go near him either. I think you should find someone else… like Nino."
"I have the most brilliant idea!"
"You're going to get Nino aren't you?"
Marcus gasped. "How did you know?"
Ginny sweat dropped. "I must be able to read your mind."
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"Hey Mr. Marcus wait up!" Ginny called as Marcus mounted his horse.
"Ah Ginny. Come to see me off?"
"Uh… no. But… um… maybe Nino wasn't such a good idea. Isn't she a bit young for him?"
"Ah I guess you're right. Tell me, do you have anyone else in mind?" He asked her.
"No…" Ginny began to mentally list all the girls that had once been in their group. "How about… Karla!" She said triumphantly.
"Marvellous! 3 I will get her at once!" And then Marcus sped off in the general direction of Sacae.
"Wait a minute." Ginny thought to herself. "If Marcus thinks it's a good idea then it must be a bad idea… what's wrong with Karla? KAREL!" Nooooo! Marcus come back!"
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1 Yup Tiddles was Rave's idea. He is random.
2 Don't ask about the RathxNino pairing, just a dream I had once -shudders- scary.
3 Marcus must say marvellous at least once in the game. If he doesn't I think he definitely should.
I wrote a new ending for this after reading my friend Dark Mistletoe's profile. She says she doesn't like the pairing DorcusxKarla. I think she spelt Batre wrong. Hehe first Raven and now Karel even scarier. Hooray for older brothers. So on a final note I wont make this too repetitive. (Well I have the next bit planned out but I don't want to give anything away.) Review?