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Coming soon (at some point) to FanFiction-dot-net's Crossover Archive...

First up: when the entire electrical grid of Japan was used to power the positron rifle that killed Ramiel the 5th Angel, one of the buildings affected by the blackout was the Tokyo-2 Museum of Natural History. Specifically, the wing housing its latest attraction: an ancient, large-nosed human male and his canine companion, frozen in a block of ice. When the ice melts the following day, while Shinji, Rei, and their classmates are visiting for a field trip, the perfectly-preserved specimens reawaken and proceed to turn their newfound modern-day surroundings upside-down, which makes it all the more horrifying once the museum curator identifies them as the infamous ancient warrior Groo and his loyal dog Rufferto! NERV is soon tasked with keeping the swordsman possessed of both superlative skill (and unsurpassed stupidity) under control-yet how can they, when he keeps eating his way through Tokyo-3 and is always leaping into the next fray with an Angel? And what sort of hijinks will Pen-Pen get into with Rufferto? Find out in "Super-Wackos of EVA: NERV Gets Frayed"!

Next up, something for the Italian fans on this site, inspired by the shared filmography of Carlo Pedersoli and Mario Girotti: Say hello to the two newest members of Section-2, a couple of transfers from overseas: big, burly Spence and the more leaner but quicker Hilliard, the two of them the best of friends, to the point where they'd almost be brothers. While serving as the protection detail to the pilots one day, the two stumble upon the most unexpected of finds-a series of 'footnotes' to the Dead Sea Scrolls known in archaeological circles as the 'Red Sea Scrolls', each containing the missing details of the incomplete texts used by, unbeknownst to them, their own boss Gendo Ikari and his 'masters' in SEELE! Unaware of their purpose, the two scheme to sell them as valuable artifacts to the highest bidder, only to find themselves targeted by both aforementioned parties! Will our not-as-dynamic duo make it out of this fiasco in one piece? And just how many of their fellow goons in Section-2 will they have to send flying in many a comical punch-up? And what happens when they take Shinji under their wing to help him toughen up? Find out in "Super-Wackos of EVA: NERV Gets Slapped and Beaned"!

Then: Meet the newest maintenance tech at NERV-Central, who happens to be a transfer from NERV-2 in the United States: an affable, rambling, happy-go-lucky (yet none-too-bright) fellow by the name of one Ernest P. Worrell. Will his antics possibly save the souls of the Children? Or possibly doom mankind itself? Either way, it's sure to be one fun ride, knowhutImean, Vern? If not, find out in "Super-Wackos of EVA: NERV Gets Ernest"! (Also, just what are Pen-Pen and Ernest's dog, Rimshot, up to in the background...?)

And finally: The battle between NERV and the Angels goes completely off the rails when a new player enters the game due to dimensional portal shenanigans: an ordinary earthworm granted sentience and other abilities after winding up in possession of a powerful robotic exo-suit. But he didn't come alone, as his whole assortment of bizarre archenemies have followed him in order to try and steal the suit! What sort of mayhem will be loosed upon Tokyo-3? How will NERV's resident cat lover Ritsuko Akagi deal with the feline menace known as Evil? And just how long can Gendo Ikari go without being crushed by a falling cow? Find out in "Super-Wackos of EVA: NERV Eats Dirt"!

Till next time! And remember, if it ain't wacky and weird, it ain't "Super-Wackos of EVA"!