Um… hello! I know, I know this took me too long to update… andmy excuse is futile. Ok, firstly, with the whole Renault Renaud thing… well I checked my game about fifty times and it definitely says Renaud… also I spoke to a French girl who calls him Renaud too. I figure that most of my readers (if not all) are American yes? So I think that there must have been a name change between the American and European copies of the game. I don't think there are any other changes with names and what not… but I really am tempted to start calling Legault Legaud so Renaud (Renault) is not alone. Actually Renault is a make of car… Ford is too but the Forde in Fire Emblem has an E… hmm there's something going on here…

Oh yeah! And I'm not responsible for anyone's parents yelling at then if they tried to eat their Christmas tree. So no reviewing saying 'ZOMIGOSH! I GOT GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS FOR EATING OUR CHRISTMAS TREE! I BLAME YOU TCAM!'

Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem, nor do I own the car makes 'Renault' or 'Ford' that I will stop bringing up as of this point.

Warning: Uh… this chapter has Vaida in it (not just mentions of her like chapter one…) RUN! EVERYBODY RUN!

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Dear Diary,

Christmas was… bad. I know Marcus is doing his best to find me a wife but its really-

IYE IST TE GOAT RITT YO!1!$

That was Ginny.

NOW ITT WADDNTT ITT WAD ELLEEEEWOD!P!

My name is spelt Eliwood. So anyway what was I saying? Oh yes! How bad Christmas was. My oh my! (Do I sound like Legault?) But anyway I wondered why just about ever girl in Pherae was coming up to me and kissing me. (And some boys too but we wont get into that…) When I looked at myself in a conveniently placed pond and saw that there was mistletoe stuck to the top of my head. I blame Marcus and-

IYE LYEK A COOOKEYES DEY IST YUNMEY NDE SNAIL GOAT/

Ok, I can't concentrate with Ginny in the room, I'm going to find Harken to baby-sit her.

Yours faithfully

Eliwood

"What do you mean 'find Harken to baby-sit her'? Harken's boring!" Ginny whined reading over the last thing Eliwood had written.

"Ok, Isadora?"

"Isadora scares me."

"Lowen?"

"Lowen makes me eat! Can't he see I'm trying to diet so Legault will like me!"

"What?" Eliwood stared at Ginny like she was crazy. "Are you feeling ok? Is the cold coming back?"

"I said nothing!"

"But you said you wanted Legault to like you…"

"What?" Ginny looked shocked. "I am happily married and in love with Erk! How dare you even suggest such a thing cur?" Ginny tuned on her heel and left the room slamming the door behind her only to have it re-opened by someone just as angry.

"Lord Eliwood!"

"Yes Marcus?"

"Vaida!"

"Where?" Eliwood turned round and drew his rapier. "Come out Vaida!"

"No mi'lord!"

"Then why did you say she was here?" Eliwood put his weapon back away and turned to face Marcus.

"I was thinking… you have given me good reasons as to why you wouldn't marry everyone but her. Tell me now!" The paladin demanded.

"Well I…" Of course Eliwood didn't want to admit that the only reason he wouldn't marry Vaida was because she was ugly. "Well I guess I don't have a reason."

"Aha! Then you can marry her! Marcus wins again!"

"…Fine. Relax… I hear you. Like a child, you are…"

"…"

"You're older than me! Have you forgotten that, too?"

"…Sorry. I apologise."

"You… scared me there."

"Huh?"

A/N: Ok, yeah I'll stop ripping off Raven and Lucius' B support now…

"Well then, I will go tell Renaud… uh Renault to perform the ceremony. In fact, if we don't know what to call him things will get complicated… I think I'll get Lucius to do it. Damn you TCAM and your in-ability to choose a name to refer to that bishop as!"

"Um Marcus…" Eliwood began to back away. "Are you schizophrenic?"

"No! Now will you excuse me while I go find Lucius and Vaida."

Eliwood groaned. How was he going to get himself out of this one?

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Somehow Marcus managed to get Vaida and Lucius to show up overnight and the wedding was held the next day.

"Eliwood do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"

"We're not in court Lucius."

"Ah yes! Ehem, Eliwood, do you take this woman, Vaida, to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

'Please help me.'

"I-I do."

"And Vaida, do you take this man, Eliwood to be your lawfully wedded husband."

'Please help me.'

"I do."

"Do you promise to love and comfort one another, to honour and keep another in sickness and in health is prosperity and adversity forsaking all others, be faithful to each other as long as you both live?"

'Please someone help me.'

"We do." They replied in unison.

"If anyone has any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'Please, oh great Elimine, if you love me you will help me.'

Everyone was silent.

"The ring ple-"

"Stop the wedding!"

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Sorry, short chapter and a cliffe, you all hate me now. -Sighs- I have two groups of extremists reviewing this. Half of them want Eliwood to end up with Ninian and the other half want him to end up with Lyn… no one seems to have an opinion of him marrying Fiora… hmm… But I'll admit that by the way this fic is gong it looks an awful lot like he's going to end up with Ninian, I don't want it to look like that; if Ninian could marry anyone other than him she would be married off in this already.

I should probably do a vote or something 'Who should Eliwood marry?' Cause you know I don't want to disappoint too many people. Ninian? Lyn? Fiora? Vaida? Random Pheraen villager number 34? Or are you a yaoi fan who wants him to suddenly realise he has feelings for Hector? I want your opinion! Thanks.