Wow lots of people voting. I've decided not to tell you who's winning (ha!) but feel free to vote again. Me thinks one should set up a forum for the votes and what not, that would be convenient ne? (Don't ask why I was talking freaky-like there, I just was.)

Warning: Same old same old.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fire Emblem, I do not own its characters and I do now own that evil psychotic man sneaking up on you.

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"Stop the wedding!"

Ginny stumbled through the doors at the back of the church pulling one of her socks on, followed by Legault and a rather tied up Harken.

"See Legault! I told you we'd be late, you shouldn't have spent so long dying your hair!"

"I told you not to tell anyone about that! And it's your fault we're late anyway. You spent forever choosing an outfit. Does it really matter what colour makes you look thin, you always go with the green one in the end."

Ginny pouted. "You just hate me because my hair's not greying, grandpa."

"First 'uncle' now 'grandpa' I'm not that old you know?" The thief sighed.

"What do you want Ginny?" Marcus asked impatiently. "Eliwood and Vaida are trying to get married."

"Oh right. Say it Harken, ya' dumb babysitter!"

"No, I refuse to say it."

"Say it or I'll have to get Legault to light brand you!" Ginny threatened.

Harken gave in. "Vaida, you can't marry Eliwood because… I love you!"

"WHAA?"

"I love you too wyvern feed!"

"AWW!"

"But what about the wedding?" Marcus asked getting annoyed.

"Oh right, that." Ginny said making a weird hand gesture. "Well why don't Legault and I get married instead?" She grinned deviously.

"What? No Ginny I think you must be forgetting the plan," Legault began, "Remember? Harken falls in love with Vaida, Isadora has no one left and falls for me."

"Ooh, well that's good too. Maybe Canas will marry me…"

"Canas is already married, and so are you."

"We're bigamists." Ginny stated proudly.

"Mmm-hmm, isn't Canas a little old for you?"

"No way Legault! He has a middle aged charm." The tactician began to get starry-eyed.

"Wait I'm confused." Eliwood was no longer standing in front of the altar but now in front of Ginny and Legault. "Why did you help me Ginny? I though you didn't like me."

"Well that's all very simple my dear Eliwood. Would you like me to draw a picture to explain it?" She asked taking out a pencil and piece of paper.

"Um… no, thank you. I'm told your drawings are… not great."

"Pfft! Who told you that? Lowen?"

"Yes, actually."

"Whatever! Well you remember when I first became your tactician?"

"Yes…"

"And you remember how I got Marcus to kill everyone?"

"Yes…"

"And you remember how after eight battles he only gained two experience?"

"Yes…"

"And you remember how he and Oswin tied me to a rock and threw me in the sea when we got to Badon?"

"No…"

"Oh then that must have just been that dream I had… well that's why I hate him."

"You had a dream about him throwing you in the sea?" Eliwood grinned.

"Shaddup! Let's just keep that a secret from now on… like that affair I had with Wil."

"What? You had an affair with Wil?"

"No! Never!"

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"So lets go through it one more time, you were actually going to marry Vaida? Just because Marcus told you to?" Ginny asked in shock.

"Yes, just like I told you the other fifty times you asked that."

"You mean just because Marcus told you to you were going to marry Vaida?"

"Yes!"

"You were really going to marry Vaida? And all it took to get you to say yes was Marcus asking you to?"

"YES!"

"Oh ok then. But wait! There's still one thing confusing me. You were really going to marry Vaida? Just because-"

"Ginny!" An angry purple haired mage burst in through a door at the back of the room dragging Wil behind him by the ear. "What's this I hear about you having an affair with Wil?"

"Wil!" Rebecca burst in through another door. "What's this I hear about you having an affair with Ginny and an affair with me despite the fact we're both married women?"

"Rebecca!" Lowen burst in through yet another door. "What's this I hear about you having an affair with Wil just because I had an affair with Priscilla?"

Everyone went silent.

"Lowen!" Raven fell out of the ceiling. "What's this I hear about you having an affair with my sister and marrying me girlfriend and cheating on her with my sister? I'll kill you like I killed Eliwood!"

"Um… I'm still alive." Eliwood waved.

"Like hell you are!"

A/N: If you like Eliwood I strongly suggest you skip this next paragraph.

"Eliwood I am going to jump up into the air, do that little flippy thing and come crashing down on you with my sword. Then I will do that again three more times because I'm using a brave sword. Oh yeah, and each time I'll get a critical because I have an A support with um… Wil! Then I'll get that weird boy who wears short-shorts even in winter to play that snazzy song for me and then I'll repeat steps one to four. Wait! Hold that thought! I'll go find the strange boy a brave flute so I can repeat steps one to four three extra times! Lastly I'll feed the little chunks of dead Eliwood to a wyvern… but it would have to be a rich wyvern to have to money to eat nobles… BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"

A/N: ok safe now kids.

Eliwood shrieked.

"Impossible!" Marcus burst in though a window. "No wyvern is rich enough to eat Lord Eliwood!"

Oswin slammed open one of the many doors hitting Ginny in the face in the process. He scoffed. "I'm sure I could find one that was. But finding a wyvern that could afford to eat Lord Hector? Now that would be a challenge!"

"Wyverns don't eat nobles… they eat Canas' spell books." Ginny said sounding very drunk… or just like she had been hit on the head, yeah lets go with that one.

"Ridiculous! Every wyvern wants to eat Lord Eliwood!"

"Blasphemy!" Lucius rushed into the room hitting Ginny with the door again. "All wyverns want to eat Lord raven!"

"Lord Hector!"

"Lord Eliwood!"

"Really? I didn't see Vaida's wyvern trying to eat him during the wedding."

Marcus gasped. "Oh no you didn't!"

"Heheh, oh yes I did."

"You want to take this outside?" Marcus asked taking out his silver lance.

"Yeah!" Lucius opened his shine tome. "Whenever you're ready."

"Actually, I'd rather not fight a girl." Marcus grinned evilly.

"Ooh, burn!"

"BERN? Look out Heath they've found you!" Ginny waved her arms around wildly before collapsing.

"Well, that shut her up."

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Sorry this is so short and… random, well actually it wasn't too short but nothing really happened in it. It's probably like that because I wrote half of it at school and the other half when I was listening to old-school-pop (which probably has a proper name that I don't know.) I suppose the only good thing about this chapter was that it didn't take long to update, oh yeah and my Lord brother (Yes I am being Priscilla) actually laughed when he read this, which is a big achievement because my Lord brother never laughs.

I think I'm about to suffer from writers block… so this may not be updated for a while, yeah just warning you. I'm going to bed now.