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White Bomber's Moment in the Spotlight

Far off in the galaxy, there was a planet known as Bomber Planet. This planet was famous. It was home to the greatest fighters in the universe. These beings were known as bombermen. It was also home to the greatest fighters of them all, the Bomberman Jetters! The greatest of them all was a bomberman named Jet. He had grown quite a reputation over the years. He also had a little brother who had also become quite famous. Who was his brother, you ask? He was the one and only White Bomber! Sure, there were plenty of white bombermen on Bomber Planet, but Jet's little brother was the only one who was actually named 'White Bomber'. Where was he at the time being? He was on a planet close to Bomber planet working at a Ramen shop! Now… on with our story.

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Now that our intro is over, let's move on, shall we?

One day, White Bomber was busy doing what he does best. He was heated in a battle of will and strength! It was now or never! He just had to defeat the enemy this time! Suddenly, he got sidetracked and knocked to the ground! It was all over.

White Bomber's eyes widened as he stared to the screen, turned to his companion, Rui, and barked, "THAT WASN'T FAIR! YOU CHEATED!" His little companion, known as a Rui, looked around and pointed at himself innocently as if to say, 'Who, me?' Of course, since Rui was a pet, he couldn't really say that, but White Bomber knew what he was thinking.

"Don't give me that look!" he spat. "I invented that!" Them, White Bomber started to chase Rui around in murderous rage.

Suddenly, a young human girl named Shout poked her head into the room and stated, "We have customers! Get your lazy ass off the couch and into the kitchen!" Rui ran in front of Shout as White Bomber lunged towards him. Sadly, to his dismay, he landed on Shout and sent her head-first into the pressure cooker.

Shout rubbed her head and felt her face. It was now bleeding in a particular spot. Shout got up angrily, picked up White Bomber by the collar and exclaimed, "Look what you just did to me nose!"

White Bomber blinked and stared at Shout's nosebleed. He pointed at it and remarked, "You have no nose." Shout was now really pissed off. There was nothing she hated more than White Bomber's stupid responses… even though they were true.

She threw him into the kitchen and barked, "CLEAN UP THE DISHES RIGHT NOW, OR THERE WILL NO SUPPER FOR YOU TONIGHT!"

Rui and White Bomber gloomily did as they were told. The saddest part about this was the fact that there were five times as many dishes as there normally were.

Suddenly, a short man with a scruffy beard and nerdy glasses ran into the room and tripped over a piece of string. He fell flat on his face, got up and announced, "I have a message for White Bomber! Sadly, this message is also for Bongo, Gangu and Birdy. We have to wait for those three to arrive before I can tell you the good news!"

Birdy arrive two minutes later. He looked around and asked, "Where are Bongo and Gangu? They live closer to you than I do, don't they?" Shout didn't even try to answer his question. Instead she shook his hand and said, "Thank you for arriving so quickly! I am also curious as to what this letter might hold."

After about 2 hours, the slob and the robot finally arrived. Gangu was exhausted as hell. He turned to Bongo angrily and spat, "I told you we shouldn't have stopped to play football!" Shout couldn't believe that a game of football could go for less than 2 hours… and that Gangu and Bongo were busy doing that at a seemingly crucial moment.

Bongo scratched his head and said, "Sorry for the lateness, Bongo!" Gangu glared at him and remarked, "It's 'tardiness'. Wait, why should I care? I was the goddamned football!" The two finally regained complexion and suggested, "Let's open that letter, now!"

The professor explained that White Bomber had to open the envelope, so he did. Sadly, he had accidentally torn the note in half! After Shout put the two pieces together, she read, "Don't worry. We knew this would happen. Enclosed is the real letter."

Shout took the real letter out of the envelope and announced, "Dear White Bomber, Birdy, Bongo and Gangu: You have shown great strength and muscle over the past and have finally put the Hige-Hige Dan at bay. It's because of this great deed that you four have been accepted in this year's planetary tournament! Fighters from all other planets will be in this tournament, and we hope to see you there!"

White Bomber's eyes sparkled as he jumped for joy and shouted, "This is the best news ever! I'm going to participate in the planetary tournament! Only the best participate in that!"

Birdy nodded and said, "Your brother would be proud." Bongo stamped the ground with his foot and said, "I'll show them who the best is, Bongo!" Gangu, on the other hand, was shaking and asking, "Why did they pick me? I've never won a fight in my life! I can hardly even fight!" Bongo grinned at him and remarked, "You aren't chicken, are you, Bongo?" Gangu put on a serious face and retorted, "Of course not! I'm just surprised that they'd pick me, it all!"

Shout couldn't believe it. "First you won the Bomberman Tournament and now you're moving onto the biggest event in the universe. I'm impressed!" stated Shout. Birdy examined the letter and said, "Hey, on the back, there's a schedule stating who our opponents are and when we fight."

The group examined the back as White Bomber threw his fist up in the air and exclaimed, "I'm first up!" Birdy glared at his and hung his head in shame. He sighed and said, "I'm dead last." Gangu started to go into a fit of rage as he whined, "Why am I the 27th fighter? They said I was good!" Bongo examined the list and said, "It says here that I'm facing you in the first round, Bongo." Gangu let down a sweat drop, which was impossible seeing as he was a robot.

Shout examined the list and said, "White Bomber is said to be facing someone named Wario in the first match. Birdy is fighting the original champion. He goes under the name 'Link'." Birdy let out a sigh of relief as he said, "The reason I'm last is because I have the honor of facing a champion. This is perfect."

The team hopped onto the Cosmo Jetter. With this, they could travel from planet to planet in a few minutes. White Bomber looked out the window after ten minutes and shouted, "Look, it's the fighters planet! It's the fighters planet!" Shout knocked over the side of his head and retorted, "I know that!"