White Bomber vs. Wario

After 10 more minutes, the Cosmo Jetter had finally landed at its destination. Everyone looked out the window and noticed a lot of the universe's most powerful fighters.

There was a woman in a space suit known as Samus Aran. Birdy turned to the others and said, "Be careful about that chick in the suit. Word on the street is she was second place last year. In fact, she used to be the champion before Link supposedly earned himself a fluke victory over her."

Bongo noticed another fighter and said, "That's Donkey Kong, Bongo! I've always dreamed of fighting him, Bongo."

Gangu looked around and noticed that he was possibly the only robot there until he noticed a small one. He turned to Shout and asked, "What is that? It looks like a member of the Hige-Hige Dan, only he doesn't have antenna and he's yellow and has a blue body." "Plus he looks to be made out of lego." added White Bomber.

Shout looked at them and said, "I've heard of those. Supposedly, they're servant robots who work for a female scientist participating in this tournament." (Think of the small lego-escue robots from the Megaman series. Can you imagine a short yellow/blue robot that looks like he's made out of lego? That's what they're talking about) Gangu smiled and said, "At least I'm not the smallest robot here!"

Suddenly, White Bomber noticed a big strong man with a huge purple nose and a yellow long-sleeved shirt. This guy was also super-fat, and this nearly caused Shout to vomit in disgust.

The man turned around and approached White Bomber. He glared at him and said, "You must be my first opponent! Seeing as you are as small as they say, I'll try not to rip you apart too quickly!"

White Bomber started to fume at the sound of this. He glared at Wario and spat, "We'll see who the best is once we enter the ring! I'll take you down faster than you can scream 'UNCLE'!"

Wario snorted and trudged off. Even Shout had to admit that this guy needed to be put in his place. She turned to White Bomber and said, "White Bomber, kick his ass." White Bomber turned around in confusion and asked, "What did you say?" "Kick his ass." Shout repeated.

White Bomber was now more confused than ever. He stared at her and asked, "Why are you giving me so much support? You never give me this much support." Shout grimaced and answered, "I just hate ugly people who think they're all that just because they outmatch their opponent in size! I've seen from your previous battles that you're a lot stronger than you look!"

Now Rui was scared as well, just as Birdy, Bongo and Gangu were also scared. Gangu went up to Bongo and whispered, "She's never been this nice towards White Bomber before."

Suddenly, a loudspeaker turned on as the voice called out, "Welcome to the annual planetary tournament! This is where the greatest fighters from various planets fight!"

"We have many fighters here today! About 50 of them are from Earth!" Fighters such as Link and Wario did poses to show who the announcer was talking about as the announcer continued. "We also have four fighters from Bomber Planet!" Gangu and Bongo looked at each other as Gangu said, "He thinks we're from Bomber Planet."

"We also have one fighter from the Planet Zebus!" Samus waved to the crowd of adoring fan boys lined up to receive her autograph.

"We have some very special guests from Popstar! Give them a round of applause!" A small group of contestants waved to the crowd. One was a pink ball, one was a penguin, and one was a ball with one eye. There was also a round knight, two other knights, a kid with spiked hair, a mutant furball, a young princess and a tomboy.

"There are also many others from the universe! We even have a special guest from an unnamed planet! Say hello to Rayman!" The audience cheered, for Rayman was very famous throughout the galaxy.

"Let's not forget our special underappreciated guests from Planet Clancer." Everybody cheered for the two star participants, Marina Lightyears, Lunar, Taurus, Merco and Teran. Sadly, nobody even through a pie at Professor Theo. He just wasn't good enough for stardom.

"Now, without further ado, will the participants please report to the battle ground? You have been given pagers telling you where the battle ground is located! As you can plainly see, each match takes place in a different location! The first match will be in the Haretsu Minefield! In this ring, you'll have to watch your step because you could step on a mine at any time!"

Wario laughed and stated, "That doesn't bother the Wario! I'm a master with anything that causes explosions! I've even endured explosions that are more deadly than mines, so I know that I can win this hands down!"

Shout turned to White Bomber and asked, "Aren't you worried?" "Of course not!" replied the little bomber. "He's just boasting!" Gangu started to shiver as he uttered, "Actually, he's not. In fact, this file on him proves it! He has actually lived through a nuclear bomb brigade!"

Everyone gulped hard as White Bomber announced, "I don't care if he has survived a night of bunion scraping!" The others gagged at the sound of that as he continued, "I still think that my bombs should be enough to stop him!"

Shout turned to White Bomber as she asked, "Aren't bombs explosive?" White Bomber let down a small sweat drop as he slowly turned to Shout and stated, "I know that, but I was trying to raise my confidence by living a lie." The others did a face fall.

After around 20 minutes, the gang had finally found the minefield. Strangely enough, while it took 20 minutes for Shout's scooter to get there, it took a mere five minutes for that fatass, Wario to get there.

Wario looked at his watch and said, "Wow, so you finally showed up! You should have ridden a missile like I did! Actually, I didn't ride a missile. I just used my dragon cap, but that doesn't matter because you're going down for I'm-a-Wario and I'm-a-gonna' win!"

Birdy looked over Wario and said, "He seems to be a complete idiot. I think White Bomber could beat him even if he was the master of explosives."

Wario cracked his knuckles as the referee showed up and announced, "All right, since you are both here, the match will begin on my command! Now, there is only one rule for this match! You can't use any attacks that may kill someone! Okay? Okay. Begin!"

Wario started to snicker at the site of his opponent. He laughed and said, "You don't look so tough, so I'm gonna' do something I thought I'd never see myself doing! I'm going to be nice for once in my life! I'll let you deliver the first blow!"

White Bomber had to make this count. His opponent was willing to let him strike first. He raised his hand as a bomb appeared in his hand. He announced, "Fire Bomb!" as a flame surrounded his bomb. He forced his arm back as he shouted, "Bomber Shoot!" He hurled the bomb at Wario dead-on. The explosion was great.

The others cheered. Shout cheered extra hard and shouted, "Letting White bomber hit him was a stupid choice!"

As the smoke cleared, Wario was still standing. But it seemed as if he wasn't the master of explosives he claimed to be. His mustache stood on end and his entire body was covered in soot.

Wario growled as he stated, "Don't think I've lost just because you were more powerful than I expected! You're still going to lose and that's that!"

Suddenly, a whole group of people had shown up to watch the fight. Some noticed Wario's condition and stated, "I sure wish I knew how that happened." There were lots of people who wanted to know how the little bomber had dealt so much damage with one strike.

Wario gritted his teeth as he announced, "Worry not, fellow audience! It's gonna' take more than a little explosion to take down the Wario!"

One of the greatest fighters in the tournament known as Mario entered the scene. He noticed Wario's condition, hung his head down low and said, "I wish I could have seen how Wario ended up like that. Um… go, White Bomber! I may not know you too well, but anyone who can do THAT to Wario has my full respect!"

Wario grimaced and thought, 'Crap, that goody two-shoes Mario is here. I can't lose in front of my nemesis. I must win to prove to him that I am stronger than he is!'

Wario turned to White Bomber and placed a strange cap on his head. "Try dealing with my dragon cap!" The cap activated two rockets thus causing him to fly above the area. He dove at White Bomber and slammed into him. The collision cause White Bomber to fall… right into a mine!

"NO!" shouted the people watching. Believe it or not, everyone in the audience wanted to see Wario lose the first round. Never in his life had Wario ever fallen in the first round. That was because he would always start in the Haretsu Minefield. Explosions really were his strong point.

"Face it, kid! You can't win! You'd better give up!"

White Bomber glared at Wario and retorted, "I'll never give up! I can beat you no matter how good you are with explosives!" Then, White Bomber made a bomb appear in his hand as he hurled it and shouted, "Bomber Shoot!"

The explosion may not have done much damage to Wario, but it sure pulled a number on his dragon cap. Wario fell right into a mine. Sadly, this mine was weaker than the one that hit White Bomber.

"You're going down." threatened the powerful thief. Wario did something completely unexpected. He pointed his elbow right at White Bomber. Then, he started running at the little bomber. To make things weirder, Wario's entire arm expanded in size as his muscles were now bigger than ever.

Bongo knew that the collision would have sent White Bomber flying. He got up from his seat and barked, "RUN, WHITE BOMBER, BONGO! RUN, BONGO!" White Bomber tries to run away when he stepped on a mine. This completely caught him off guard as Wario's powerful elbow collided with White Bomber's small body and sent the poor kid flying into another mine.

The audience was now mortified. They got up and started booing Wario. Wario let down a sweat drop and asked, "Why is my adoring public booing Wario?" One of the women got up and barked, "You suck, Wario!" A man got up and shouted, "You're a child abuser!" Shout didn't care about Wario right now. She was more worried about White Bomber's condition. She raised her voice and shouted, "Get up, you moron! Don't you see that this fight is serious! I refuse to let you lose the first round!"

Soon, all the Wario dissing stopped as the people joined in with cheers of support like, 'Get up' and 'You can do it!' White Bomber opened his eyes and struggled to his feet.

Wario noticed this and scoffed, "So, you got up after all! No matter! I'll just take you out again!" Wario rushed at him with the expanded muscles again as a mine blew up under his feet. His threw him off guard as White Bomber pulled out a fire bomb. He breathed hard as he uttered, "You were always doomed to lose from the start." Then he hurled the fire bomb at Wario. The resulting explosions caused Wario to pass out on the spot. White Bomber had won.