Kirby of the Ninja Stars!

Megaman held his Mega Buster in the air in triumph. He noticed that Marina was badly injured, so he held out his hand and asked, "Are you okay?"

Marin struggled to grab the blue bomber's hand. He nodded and said, "I've survived being stepped on by a giant robot before. That was just a scratch compared to what I've dealt with."

White Bomber ran up to Marina and asked, "How are you taking it?" Marina stared and asked, "Taking what?" White Bomber scratched the back of his head and answered, "You know, losing the fight and…" He was cut off as Shout smacked the back of his head.

Marina looked at White Bomber with worry in her eyes. She turned to Shout and said, "You should treat him more nicely." The small clancer watching, whose name was Teran ran up and exclaimed, "Yeah, tell her what friendship is all about, Marina!"

Marina nodded, turned to Shout and continued, "If you truly care about White Bomber, you wouldn't hit him really hard just because of a little slip of the… uh… do bombermen HAVE tongues?"

Shout looked at Marina and replied, "Trust me, this is the only way he'll learn." White Bomber clutched the back of his head as he retorted, "Learn what? Learn how to be violent like you?" Shout hit him again.

Suddenly, the ref broke up the moment by announcing, "Since we still have time, we will go through 5 matches today! Our next one is between two fighters from a distant planet! Please welcome Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles the Echidna!"

A blue hedgehog and a red Echidna entered the ring. Knuckles cracked his… um… knuckles and asked, "Are you ready to finally get crushed, Sonic?" Sonic snickered and remarked, "You're the one getting crushed."

Sonic curled up into a ball and hurled himself at Knuckles. The red echidna put his hands out to stop the spiky blue wheel but was pushed back into a mine.

He glared at Sonic and barked, "You dirty bastard! I'll kill you!" After that, Knuckles burrowed underground. Sonic stared in horror as mines started popping out of the ground and creating a rainstorm of mines.

Sonic tried his best to dodge the mines, but when he did a really good job, he would usually run into one of the mines that were already in the ground.

When Knuckles emerged, he was already underneath Sonic, so he came up and sent Sonic flying into the air. The hedgehog had no other options. He pulled out a power ring and slammed into Knuckles.

The collision sent the poor guy flying into a mine. Knuckles got up and ran at Sonic only to step on another mine. 'What the hell's going on? I could swear I tossed the mine that was planted there when I was underground!'

As Knuckles got sidetracked, Sonic unleashed one last spindash thus finishing off Knuckles for good. The referee shot his finger up into the air and announced, "Sonic the Hedgehog wins!"

Kirby grinned happily and stated, "It's my turn now. Pay attention to this fight, because I want you to know how good I am." White Bomber held up a flag that said, "Go, Kirby, Go!"

Gangu started to shake as Bongo asked, "What's wrong, Bongo?" Gangu stopped shaking and answered, "It's only been three matches, and I already know that these fighters are out of my league!" Bongo smiled and hugged Gangu hard enough to shatter half of his innards and said, "Don't put yourself down, Bongo!"

Fumu and Bun held up sparklers and shouted, "Go Kirby!"

The ref turned the mike up to full volume and barked, "SHUT UP! I HAVEN'T EVEN ANNOUNCED THE FIGHTERS YET!" The talking and cheering died down as the ref cleared his throat and continued, "Today's match is between an alien and someone from feudal Japan. It's Kirby and Goemon!"

A young ninja with purple spiked hair entered the ring. He smiled and waved at the crowd. His friends cheered for him from the sidelines as he stared down his opponent.

Kirby just glared at him for 20 seconds until he finally asked, "What's up with your face?"

No one could believe that someone so cute could be so rude. Was Goemon mad? Not at all! He laughed and remarked, "I have to admit that I'm not really much to look at!"

Kirby noticed the expressions on Fumu and Bun's faces as the mysterious knight in the crowd, better known as Metaknight simply slapped his forehead/top of his mask. He scratched the back of his head and said, "Sorry about the crack about your face."

Goemon merely laughed and stated, "It's okay. If you take much longer, the people might not get to see a match."

Goemon's friends stared in confusion. Normally, when Goemon was insulted, the kicking of the voice-thrower's ass would often follow, yet Kirby came out unscathed.

The referee simply looked around and announced, "May the match begin!"

Goemon pulled out his a small wooden pipe. Kirby scratched and forehead and asked, "Are you smoking before a match?" Goemon shook his head and answered, "No, this is my weapon."

He ran up to Kirby and whacked him in the face. Sadly, this sent Kirby flying into a mine. Strangely enough, the experience didn't even faze him.

As Goemon rushed at the little creampuff again, the pink spud leaped over him, planted his feet on Goemon's head and kicked off of the back of his head. Fumu cheered as Metaknight stated, "That's impressive. Kirby usually can't fight without an ability."

Goemon turned around as Kirby did something completely unexpected. He jogged on the spot and Goemon just stared at this weird action the little creampuff had taken.

After that, Kirby leaped forward, stood on the tips of his feet and opened his mouth really wide. He started to consume air in his mouth as Goemon figured out what was going on. 'He's trying to inhale me.' he thought.

Suddenly, Kirby aimed his suction at the ground and started to suck up bits of gravel. Birdy cocked his eyebrow as he asked, "Is he trying to inhale the mines?" Fumu nodded as Metaknight said, "That is a very smart plan, but it's not a good one. If he inhales any of them, it will merely be replaced by another one. I think Kirby plans to use the mines as weapons."

Sure enough, Kirby inhales three mines before he stopped. He spat one out at Goemon. The ninja was caught off-guard, so he had no time to escape the explosion that followed. To make things worse for him, the explosion sent him hurling into another mine. After that, Kirby sent out the last two mines thus creating a huge explosion.

Goemon struggled to his feet and said, "You are very powerful, Kirby. That was a very smart plan of attack, but it will take more than a few bombs to finish me off. INPAKUTO RYOKU!"

Suddenly, Goemon's hair turned yellow as his muscles increased in size. Some of the people stared in bewilderment as debate spread asking whether or not it was actually possible for a ninja to become a super sayajin.

Kirby just stared and asked, "What's up with the freaky hairdo?" Goemon grinned and said, "This is Impact Strength! It doubles my power but also doubles the amount of damage I take in."

"So, his strength is also his weakness." inquired Metaknight. Fumu looked up and stared in confusion as Metaknight explained, "While this new power has doubled the amount of damage Kirby will take in, it has also doubled the amount of damage Goemon will take in. While he has made himself stronger, he has also made himself weaker." Bun just grinned and stated, "That was a mistake. Kirby already has him on the ropes. He shouldn't double the amount of damage his enemy can inflict when he's already weak!" Fumu had to agree with her brother for once. Goemon had made a very stupid decision.

Goemon took out two gold coins and tossed them at Kirby. Kirby had no time to react as the coins sent him hurling into a mine. After that, Goemon ran up to the pink spud and started bashing him over the head countless times with his pipe.

After the onslaught, Goemon threw two more coins at Kirby. Kirby inhaled the coins with no problems and did a series of back flips into the air.

He stopped in the air as a ninja star appeared in front of his face. It vanished to reveal that Kirby now had purple skin and a strange hat with a ponytail sticking out of the top. A sword appeared in Kirby's hand as he held a dramatic pose.

Goemon stared and asked, "What is that?" Kirby grinned and answered, "I can copy what I inhale. You're messing with ninja Kirby now!"

Goemon shrugged and tossed two stars at Kirby. The purple spud pulled out two shuriken stars and blocked the incoming coins. After that, Kirby preformed a blade beam thus sending Goemon into a mine. Since mines now dealt more damage to Goemon than they did to Kirby, the mystical ninja was now in trouble.

Goemon had no other motive. He returned his hair to normal as he stated, "I don't need Impact Strength to beat you! I may as well fight fairly, seeing as you've managed to use my greatest ability against me." He pulled out two coins that were soon surrounded by flames.

White Bomber stared and remarked, "That's just like my fire bomb!" Shout hit him over the head and retorted, "It's nothing like your fire bombs."

Goemon hurled his two fire coins at Kirby. The creampuff had no time to react as the coins hit him dead-on. Goemon leaped up to Kirby and was about to deliver the finishing blow when Kirby vanished into thin air, appeared right behind him and piledrived him into the earth.

The girl among his friends, Yae looked at this and exclaimed, "Teleportation is an advanced ninja skill! How can a small little puffball do that?" The small robot, Sasuke nodded and stated, "That is very odd for such a young ninja to know that, seeing as he's not always a ninja."

It was official that Kirby's attack had finished off Goemon for good. The ref raised his hand and announced, "The winner is Kirby of the Stars!"