Bongo and Gangu: An Unlikely Match Up
Kirby stood tall and proud as the crowd cheered. He had won the match.
Goemon struggled to his feet and rubbed his head. A young samurai girl with green hair ran up to Goemon and asked, "Are you okay?" Goemon smiled and said, "I've faced worse, Yae. This is nothing."
Soon, Goemon's friends, Ebisumaru and Sasuke ran to their friend's aid. White Bomber ran up to Kirby and shouted, "You did it! You're a really awesome fighter!" Kirby blushed and stated, "I sure did! Just remember to win your next match against Megaman! I look forward to facing you in the next round after I kick Sonic's ass!"
Anyway, the next three days flew by as many fights commenced. The great Samus Aran proved her worth by defeating a pink hedgehog named Amy Rose. Princess Peach made her name known as she dealt with Diddy Kong in a flash. Match after match went by, and many great fighters advanced, while others, such as Toad, won over a technicality.
Soon, it was time for Marina's friend, Teran to prove himself in the ring. The fights were no longer being held in the minefield. Instead, they were now being held in the Koori Glacier.
Teran entered the ring with a shred of confidence and hope in his determined eyes. Marina was on the sidelines shouting, "Kick some ass out there, Teran! At least someone from our planet should advance!" Lunar nudged Marina and said, "That won't be so hard. Wait until you see who his opponent is."
Marina's eyes widened as she saw a fat guy wearing a green bandana and sunglasses entered the ring. 'Oh my god! Pick anyone who isn't Prof. Theo!' thought Marina. She turned to Shout and asked, "Is this a joke? Is the Prof. actually going to face Teran?"
Shout looked at the list and nodded. White Bomber patted Marina's shoulder and said, "It was nice knowing the professor."
Kirby didn't understand. The Prof. didn't look all that weak. In fact, he looked rather tough.
The referee turned on the mike and announced, "It's time for today's match! This one is between Teran and Professor Theo!"
The Prof. cracked his knuckles and asked, "Are you ready for a serious beating?" Teran had no idea what to say.
The people watching let down a series of sweat drops. Everyone had heard of Theo and his rather large ego. They knew that when he said he could beat an enemy, he usually couldn't.
The ref called the start of the match and Theo dashed towards Teran. Teran sidestepped to the right and Theo slipped on the ice and fell flat on his face.
"Hey, there's no need to cheat, my boy!" he said. Teran frowned and thought, 'This guy can't be serious. I can now see why he drives Marina mad.'
Theo rushed at Teran and threw a punch towards the clancer's face. Teran ducked and punched the good professor in the gut and kicked him in the face.
Theo fell on his back and struggled to get back up, but he slipped on the ice and broke his back.
Marina slapped her forehead and thought, 'I can not BELIEVE that this guy invented me!' Lunar shook and exclaimed, "I should be the one fighting Teran! This guy makes clancers look strong!" Taurus scratched his head and asked, "Is it safe to call clancers weak when Marina's around."
Lunar noticed that Marina was too ashamed to notice, so he continued to rant on about how clancers are weak little being who can't even win battles in armies.
The ref waited about ten more seconds until he decided to raise his hand in the air and announce, "Theo is unable to move! Teran is our winner!"
Theo's eyes widened as he asked, "How can I lose? I can't lose! I'm the hero!"
Teran helped up the professor and the two walked out of the ring. The ref merely looked around at the impatient audience and announced, "Okay, we are now moving to the Tsuchi Battlegrounds! Even though we are moving to a new location, we can still hold today's match right now because the ring is right down that hill that led up to this glacier!"
After two minutes, everyone had arrived at the new location. Bongo slowly turned to Gangu menacingly and stated, "It looks like we're going to face each other, Bongo." Gangu started to shiver. He knew that Bongo outweighed him by about 200 pounds and outmatches him greatly. But Gangu had to try!
Gangu ran into the ring and shouted, "LET'S GET IT ON!" Everyone just stared as Shout slapped her forehead. 'Way to leave a good impression.' she thought.
Birdy turned to White Bomber and said, "If that's supposed to make him tough, then I'm the king of fighters."
White Bomber had to agree. Gangu knew that he was weak, and this first impression made him sound stupid.
Bongo slowly entered the ring and slammed his foot against the ground like a sumo wrestler preparing for the sumo championships.
The ref put up his hand and announced, "Let the match begin!"
Gangu decided that if he had to go down in the first match, he might as well put up a good fight. Gangu opened up his body mouth and spat a series of bolts and screws at Bongo's face. Bongo merely stood there and clearly didn't feel any pain.
Gangu gasped but was not ready to lose his cool. He charged at Bongo and rammed into his belly only to damage his forehead.
Bongo realized that Gangu couldn't do anymore, so he thrust out his spiked tail (He's an achelosaurus) and batted Gangu into a rock. Gangu hollered out in pain and landed in a heap.
He got up and barked, "That does it! I knew I would lose to you, Bongo, but I expect you to at least take me seriously! I'm going all out! I'm going to try to beat you at all cost, even if it's to no avail!" Then the small robot pulled out a metal work hammer and bashed Bongo on the head.
Work hammers were weak compared to battle hammers, so this dealt very little damage.
Bongo headed Gangu's words and started to fight seriously. He slammed his fist into Gangu's head, kicked him into a wall and delivered a body slam to finish off the poor robot.
Gangu lay in a heap as he eyes spun around and around. The ref noticed that Gangu couldn't move, so he raised his hand in the air and announced, "The winner is Bongo!"
White Bomber slapped his forehead and asked, "Who didn't see that coming?" Birdy chuckled and said, "He was better off when Bongo didn't take him seriously." Shout closed her eyes and asked, "Is it over yet?"
Bongo picked up his little friend. Gangu struggled to open his eyes. He looked at Bongo and said, "I was right. You beat me." Bongo smiled and said, "You put up a better fight than you thought you would, Bongo." Gangu smiled and closed his eyes once more.