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A/N: Whoaaa, sorry for the long wait, I was away for the summer with no comp in hand, we'll now see who the loyal reviewers are lol, ok reviewer responses for chap 2:
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Thank you so much for calling me a brilliant writer Sirius'Sheelah, and for adding me to your favorites, you get a banana…yay for you!
And now, on with the chap!
Harry awoke to an empty dorm room.
"Whoa, what a weird dream," he muttered, swinging his legs over the side of his bed andgroggily making his way to the bathroom. "Ron? I'm coming in mate; I need to brush my teeth!"
"What the bloody hell do you think you're doing!" Sirius screamed as Harry entered the bathroom right as he was coming out of the shower.
"Argh!" Harry yelled, flinging himself backwards but slipping on the wet floor and falling onto his back.
"Do people not knock in the future!" Sirius yelled, desperately groping for a towel.
"I …well…we…for god sakes cover yourself up!" Harry cried
"Stop looking!" Sirius shot back, finally finding a towel and wrapping it tightly around his waist.
"I'm sorry! I…I…" Harry scrambled to get up but only succeeded in slipping a second time.
"Oh jeeze," Sirius muttered as he bent over and offered Harry a hand. "Look, you ok?"
"I'm fine," Harry muttered, his cheeks growing red as he tried to avoid looking Sirius in the eyes. Sirius sighed and looked around.
"The others already went down to breakfast, just go inside and wait for me; I'll be in in a minute." Harry mumbled something and quickly went back into the dorm room. He couldn't believe what had just happened, he had always wondered if Sirius was as big as he boasted and know he knew for sure…he was HUGE. Still, he never expected nor wanted an up close view of the prize itself.
"So, Mr. Potter, one day with me and I already have you on the flat of your back, I mean I knew I was good but not that good." Sirius grinned, emerging from the bathroom fully clothed, his hair still damp from his shower.
"Stuff it Sirius," Harry muttered, blushing more feverishly then ever.
"So," Sirius said, sitting on the edge of his bed. "Take 'em off."
"Take what off?" Harry asked, confused.
"Your pants, take off your pants," Sirius looked thoughtful for a moment. "The boxers to, take those off to. Unless you're a tightie whitie man, then take off those."
"What for!" Harry exclaimed, jumping up and backing away towards the door.
"So I can suck you dry, big boy," Sirius said sarcastically. "Because you saw my length, now I get to see yours, strictly just to compare, it's like the unwritten code of guys, you see one, you see both."
"Yah right I'm showing you my cock you wanker!" Harry said, reaching for the door.
"Show it to me," Sirius said, standing up. "Or I'll show it to myself." Harry had just enough time to raise one eyebrow before Sirius dove on him, wrestling him to the ground.
"You're out of your mind!" Harry exclaimed, wrestling him onto his back and trying desperately trying to stand up to get away.
"I'm not that easy!" Sirius said, making a dive for Harry's ankles, and tackling him back to the ground.
"Well since I've only been here a day and I've already seen you naked I'd say you were that easy," Harry retorted, happy to be able to joke around with Sirius for a moment like they used to instead of Sirius distrusting him and being distant like the night before, Sirius always did act as if he were still in 6th year anyway, even the wrestling wasn't anything new to Harry except now Harry may win every once in a while.
"What are you two doing?" Harry and Sirius looked up to see Remus standing in the doorway, his eyes locked on their tangled bodies.
"Wrestling," Sirius said, getting up quickly. "It's a long story."
"Well I'm glad to see you've been making our guest Remus replied carefully, a tiny scowl set upon his lips. "We need you two down at breakfast though; James made the mistake of trying to tell Lily about what's going on."
"He didn't," Sirius groaned. "I swear that man is so thickheaded sometimes. Lily's obviously going to think this is just another ploy to her in her pants…err…I mean win her heart." Remus shot him a disapproving look while Harry's eyes widened.
"My mum?" Harry whispered. "Well what are we waiting for!" Harry jumped up and ran for the door, but Remus none to gently shoved him back. "Hey! What was that for?" Harry asked.
"Do you really think it's a good idea if Lily sees you right now?" Remus asked, his voice laced with a hint of sarcasm.
"Well the cat's already out of the bag apparently Rem," Sirius reasoned. "Maybe we should show Lily Harry to help convince her."
"Don't you think we should go talk to her first?" Remus suggested. Sirius sighed and raked a hand through his shoulder-length black hair.
"I suppose you'd know what was best Moony," Sirius conceded. Remus smiled and started ushering him out the door.
"Wait, Harry!" Sirius said, turning around. "Just stay up here, we'll be back for you in a little bit," he paused for a moment. "Harry, is my hair really halfway down my back in the future?" Harry smiled and nodded. Sirius looked to be considering this.
"I'd still look good," he decided. He paused for another moment. "Am I married?"
"Errm, sort of," Harry said, raking a hand uncomfortably through his unruly brown hair.
"Really!" Sirius exclaimed. "Who is she?"
"Sirius let's go!" Remus said, pushing Sirius out of the room.
"Remus!" Sirius said, annoyed. "Really, that was very rude; I wanted to know who the lucky girl is!"
"Who says it's even a girl," Remus huffed under his breath. "Sirius I think you were right with your first impression of Harry, we don't know if we can trust him!"
"I admit I was skeptical last night Rem, but he seems harmless, cute to." Sirius added as an after thought.
"What!" Remus rounded on Sirius, his eyes widened.
"Well I said last night I've taken an interest with boys lately," Sirius mumbled, embarrassed to even say the words aloud.
"You like him!" Remus almost screamed. "You've only known him for a day!"
"I didn't say I liked him!" Sirius said defensively. "I just said he was cute! What's with you anyway? You're acting like a jealous boyfriend!" Remus blushed crimson and ducked his head.
"Nothing, I just don't think it would be appropriate for you to shag James's son." He mumbled.
"I'm not planning on shagging anyone today," Sirius assured him. "…Why, you don't think he'd like me?" Remus rolled his eyes at him and stalked off towards the great hall. He swore under his breathe at Harry Potter, son of his best friend or not, no one came between him and his heart.
A/N: Ok that was a pretty weird chap I know, I was in a pretty weird mood lol. I know there was no actual snogging in this chap, but there will be very very soon! Review! Also, ideas are welcome, I'm kinda running out.