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A/N: Aww so you people actually like this fic? I really thought no one would like it…well now I feel special….

Shout outs:

Siggy19: lol I know right, damn the future, just shag now! Thank you so much for the review

LoonyLuna9: aww well don't cry hun, I'm updating I'm updating! Thank you so much, and believe me hun, SBHP fics get waaay much hotter then this, mine is a mockery compared to some of the ones out there, but I'm glad I'm getting you into it!

Little Elflet: Hmm is interesting good or bad? Yeah I know, origionally Remus was supposed to trust him first, but Remus seems to be playing the jealous boyfriend in this fic shrugs the characters seem to take on a life of their own sometimes….I wonder if that's normal….

Siriusismine: There's more there's more don't worry, no need to sic Voldemort on me now lol thanks for the review!

hittocerebattosai: Cute? Hmm I was going for the more intense look in that last chap but cutes also good! J Thanks for the review!

Evil-Plot-Bunny: lol glad to know it's officially good. OMG! Harry getting a tattoo! Hmm, I think I may have just had a mini orgasm there…yeah I deff did…

ThyPrincessOfDarkness: Hehe…man candy… I know exactly what you mean mate, I go all skitzo allll the time, it's so wrong but it just feel so right! We're all mad here, you fit right in

xxStarDreamerxx: No….no Sirius deff has blue eyes. I will fight to the death on that, as for the approx. Ages of Lily and James when they had Harry I'll take your word for it cuz I have no idea lol thanks for the info!

LoveroftheTwins326: Ok your name is my hero, you can have George and I'll have Fred…wicked thoughts anyway… yeah I thought the arse part was a good touch, keep reading mate!

Black Sheep: Hmm a straight Remus licks lips oh everyone in this book turns me on lol, I see what you mean with the more mannish Harry, I think he may develop into that, he is just a little shocked at the moment. If it makes sense, even is a guy on guy relationship, I still tend to make one act as "The man" if that makes sense…if not then I'm just insane…

Clodia: Yes, inbetween is always a nice place to be lol, thanks for the review babe

Lil'hp fan124: Yay! They kissed! Wo0t! Thanks for the review!

Anon: oooh seduction is so sweet, there will deff be more of that to come

The Gryffindor Drummer: lol I know the knickers thing was so completely random Thanks for the review hun, btw, since you reviewed like every chap I read ur bio (I hope that doesn't sound Stalkerish) and Fred/George AKA Twincest rocks, so does the used and JRR Tolken

Ok Reviewer of the chapter is…….Evil-Plot-Bunny because she actually helped me out and gave me ideas, yay for you!You will receive a roll of duct-tape (The answer to life and the universe) in 3-5 business days.

QUESTION PLEASE READ: Does anyone actually read their shoutouts and/or my author's notes? Cuz all those took me about a ½ hour (I'm easily distracted) and I could get this story taken off for having them, but if people actually read them then it's well worth it, but if this is all just useless typing please let me know

Chap!

"Remus!" Lily called, grabbing her friend by the arm a ways away from their dorm. "Remus, wait please!"

Remus stopped and faced his longtime friend, the brim of his eyes turning red.

"What?" he choked out "What do you want from me Lily?"

Lily widened her eyes in surprise at the harsh tone. She brought her hand up to stroke the side of Remus' face.

"You told him didn't you? Oh sweetie I'm so-

"No!" Remus said quickly, looking around anxiously. "No, I haven't told him anything, I haven't had a chance. Not since your 'son' showed up."

"Remus, what does Harry have to do with-

"Remus!" Sirius shouted, running down the hallway. "Remus! Oh Remus you were right, you were….excuse me Lils, can I talk to Remus alone for a second?" Lily narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms stubbornly.

"Why Sirius Black, anything you have to say to Remus you can say in front of me. I am just as much apart of this as any of you are."

"Lils go take you and your pretty little arse for a walk and torment my best friend for a while will you? I really need to talk to Remus and it has nothing to do with your precious little offspring so please take a long stroll off a short diving board won't ya babe?" Lily gaped at him for the longest time before her face turned bright red and she stormed off.

"Sirius!" Remus said once Lily had gone. "How can you say that to her? Lily's our friend!"

"Whatever she'll get over it, that's the way our relationship is me and Lils. It's a very loving rivalry. Besides, that vixens been torturing James for years, why shouldn't I be a little bitter?" Remus rolled his eyes but tried a tentative smile. Finally now maybe he and Sirius could talk without mentioning Harry.

"Whatever you say Sirius, now what was it you wanted to talk to me about?" Sirius grinned.

"You were right moony, so right! You're like a genius or something!" Remus smiled.

"That's always nice to hear," he laughed. "But help me out here a little Siri, why am I such a genius?"

Sirius grinned and leaned in closer to Remus. "We kissed." He whispered, grinning madly.

"Who kissed?" Remus asked, confused.

"We did!" Sirius exclaimed "Harry and I! You are so right Remus, all I needed to get the spring back in my board was a little variety."

That was when the world died.

Truly it did. Time slowed and stopped. Oceans overflowed and mountains crumbled. Volcanoes exploded replacing all the air in the world with ash. The very fabric of reality shattered into little shards to small and sharp to put back together again.

At least….this is what it seemed like to Remus.

"You what!" He exclaimed, groping the wall for anything to hold on to too keep from collapsing. "Sirius! That's James' son! You're his godfather! That's like incest!"

"Remus!" Sirius laughed. "Technically, Lily and James haven't even conceived him yet, and it's not incest cuz I'm not related to him. I thought you were supposed to be the smart one."

"Sirius this is totally impractical. This isn't just any random guy! This is James' son! How can you even think of being so stupid?"

"Oh, so now I'm stupid?" Sirius asked, crossing his arms angrily. "Correct me if I'm wrong Mr. Lupin, but wasn't it you who suggested I try out guys for a little bit anyway? Well I did, and I liked it Remus, I haven't felt this kind of excitement and heat in…..well in a long time."

"Sirius this is nonsense, go for someone else!" 'Go for me, take me, love me!' Remus thought desperately.

"You can't tell me who to love Remus!" Sirius shouted. "Ugh this is stupid I'm out of here."

"Where are you going?" Remus asked, on the verge of tears.

"Well Harry isn't going to come easy. I'm going to put on my best pair of leather pants and maybe some eyeliner or whatever it is you gay guys wear to attract each other." With that Sirius huffed away.

(Scene Break)

Harry had no idea what to do. After Sirius had left he paced for a while, but that didn't work. He took an ice cold shower, but that didn't work. He had thought of nothing but that kiss for hours! He lay here now, in nothing but a pair of jeans on his father's bed, trying to delude himself into thinking he wasn't thinking about that kiss. He needed to talk to someone, he needed to tell someone, he needed a friend. He could write to Sirius! He could go get Hedwig and…wait. For a moment Harry had forgotten exactly where he was. Of course he couldn't write to Sirius, Sirius was the one who was plaguing his mind. He couldn't contact Remus, he already didn't seem to trust him. Ron or Hermione were obviously out, they weren't even born yet! All of his friends were out of the option, but he couldn't just keep everything pent up inside…

"Oh um hey Harry," James said as he came into the room. "Have you been up here all this time? Sorry bout that mate, we just aren't sure what to do with you yet."

"It's alright Dad," Harry answered.

"Um Harry, would you mind not really calling me that?" James asked embarrassedly "It's just that I'm not really used to it, and when we finally let you out of the room you can't go around calling me and Lily your Mum and Dad, may rouse suspicion."

"Sure Dad….umm James, besides, I'm not really used to the whole Dad thing either." He muttered.

"What's that?" James asked absently.

"Oh…nothing," Harry answered quickly. "So…where's Sirius?"

"Oh he's shut himself up in a bathroom somewhere getting all ready for some date he's got tonight, if you know Sirius you know how vain he is."

"Yeah," Harry laughed to himself. You should see him when he's older. He's always 'putting on his face' and using anti-wrinkle charms, and he's not even really that old yet.

"Oh please," James rolled his eyes "He uses anti-wrinkle charms now." The two boys laughed before lapsing into a comfortable silence.

"So…" Harry said after a moment. "Sirius has got a date tonight?"

"Yup, He's going all out for it too, apparently he really wants to impress this chit. He's set it all up in the great hall and everything." James shrugged, picking up his broom. "Well, I'm going to shoot the hoops for a while, I suppose I'll see you later Harry." With that James left.

So Sirius had a date. Of course Sirius had a date, he was Sirius black after all. Harry knew this shouldn't be bothering him as much as it did. It was probably just bothering him because it wasn't with Remus, of course that was it. Harry had the most wild idea to go and see what Sirius was up to in the great hall. He would only be going to see the legendary Black man in action, just to gain a bit of wisdom that's all. So Harry got up and followed his heart…err his gut.

(Scene Break)

The hall looked beautiful. Harry meant to just peek in through the door, but no one had arrived yet so he decided to take a look around for a bit. The sky was dark, with a million tiny stars twinkling and winking at the lone table set for two below. Candles were floating everywhere. Harry had to maneuver his way around them, but the effect was stunning. Whatever girl was coming here tonight, she was getting her money's worth.

"What are you doing here?" Harry turned around and his breath caught in his throat. Sirius was wearing a dark red silk shirt that fit loosely around him, yet still seemed to show off his physique. Matched with black leather pants, he managed to look sexy and sophisticated at the same time. Harry didn't know what it was, but Sirius' eyes seemed bigger somehow, more defined. He thought it may have been eye liner or something but Sirius didn't dress up that much for someone, girls always flocked even if he was wearing nothing…especially if he was wearing nothing.

"I…I'm sorry. James mentioned you had a date tonight and that you set up the great hall and I wanted to see it and I-

"Yes I do have a date tonight," Sirius grinned. "But I was supposed to pick you up in a ½ hour. I wanted to surprise you, I guess that didn't really work out."

"…Huh?" Harry said dumbly

"Interesting outfit choice though, can't say I'm complaining." Harry looked down and remembered for the first time that he wasn't wearing a shirt.

"Sirius! I have the food you wanted! Now who is this girl you're taking all this trouble to impress?" The two boys turned around to see Peter enter the great hall.

"Thanks Pete, I-

Sirius never got to finish his sentence, because Harry had tackled Peter to the ground.

A/N haha Cliffy! Ok, review! This story is only as good as it's reviewers. Honestly….I only update if I think people are reading…which means you need to review