Osama Ban Bye-Bye

WOOHOO! THANK-YOU zealot2! The idea on Ban Laden getting charred was super! Hope you enjoy this dude! LOL!

"DIE FUCKERS," screamed Odd while doing a "Jackie Chan" on the leading officer, "EAT MY SMELLY, UNWASHED, DOG SHIT-COVERED SHOE, BASTARD!"

"Nice," said Spencer, turning the last of the cops to dust, "let's blow this coop so we don't have to deal with more of 'the fuzz'."

Odd and Spencer darted into the shadows of the night finally coming to the school door, "Bye Spencer, see ya' tomorrow," whispered Odd walking in the door. He snuck up to his room, "Hi ya' Kiwi," said Odd. He started to take off his pants and hopped into bed with only his boxers and shirt on.

4:38 AM—Odd was listening to the radio hearing that Osama Ban Laden was coming to destroy the city and all of France. Odd thought long and hard for at least 2 ½ minutes, "Maybe out sugar powers can be used for good?" He got up and went through his normal routine and met up with Spencer after school, grabbed their Incinerators, and waited for Ban Laden.

"Heh, those snail eating morons will all die! No one can stop me, no one," Ben Laden ordered his men to invade the streets, "First destroy everything that moves…then destroy everything that doesn't move! Ha! Oh, and don't forget! Have fun,"

5:12 PM—Odd and Spencer stood there in the streets waiting for the Iraqis to come into range, they stole at least 4 AK-47's from a gun shop and 2 RPG's from WORLD DOMINTATION R US, "Look! There they are!" shouted Spencer shouldering his RPG as well as Odd, "3…2…1…aim…FIRE!" BOOM! BOOM! Both of the RPG's went off and blew up 2 front tanks reacting in a chain blowing up the others leaving nothing but a pile of composite metal.

"That was easy," said Odd.

"Not so fast you little fuckers!" Hollered Ban Laden firing a B.A.R. gun at them.

Odd stuck up his flamethrower and pulled the trigger and charred Ban, "What an idiot, let's go Spencer,"

The two new heroes walked away flamethrowers in hand with happy smiles on their faces.

SO! You guys like it? Sorry it took a while to update. Here's another poll.

They become the "Flamers" as a superhero name.

They continue down the path of evil.

I end this story abruptly in a way that it makes no sense what so ever.

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