Heroes Emerge
Okay peeps, sorry that I didn't update for a while…anyway here's the new chapter!
Saturday morning at Odd's house, "Hi Spencer…Ya…what should we name ourselves…nah too girly…nope…that's perfect…uh huh…okay bye," Odd hung up the phone, made some fried baloney, waffles, and eggs, ate them then washed it down with his favorite elixir…a tall glass of liquidated sugar.
Odd looked for his flamethrower rustling through many different handguns and grenades he found it, DING-dong! "Oh hey Odd, mind if I come in?" questioned Spencer.
"Not at all," said Odd happily, "here want some liquidated sugar?" Odd pulled a glass of it out from behind his back like the black and white cartoons used to do.
Spencer took the glass from Odd and set it on the coffee table, "Not now Odd," "we have to find costumes for our new hero beginning."
"Oh dude no sweat! I bought a pair of fire suits off EBAY…they can shoot fucking fire! It's totally awesome!" Odd put one on and started blasting the walls with scorching flames, "a little there and there, a bit there and finished!"
The walls start collapsing, "Your landlady isn't gonna' like this…" said Spencer.
"Waddya' mean? I already killed her," Odd started cracking a grin.
"Oh…"
The two were getting bored…really bored…so bored they overran the "100 Energy Drink" factory and chugged down the sodas to the last drop…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOO LOSING CONTROL!" screamed Odd.
The two got over sugared and started releasing a rampage of flames upon the city destroying anything in sight.
2:13 PM—Blood was spilt everywhere…the two were in a rampage of madness; they started to battle it out as foes.
Doo-doo, Doo-doo, Doo-doo dee dah doo, Dah-doo dee, dee doo dah, Dah, Dah, Dah, Dah, Dah!"ICE CREAM!" shouted Spencer and Odd in unison.
"Mmmm this is yummy," said Odd.
"Yep,"
Okay, I know this chapter was kinda weird and not as funny…next poll
The two go onto the next city and get mass sugar high again and burn it to the ground. (Literally)
Odd and Spencer become gay and make out…(I just wanted to fool ya…lol)
They take over the world and I make it "happily ever after".