You All Need Help!
"Ok everyone" the group therapist said, "let us go around the room and discuss our problems. Yugi you go first".
" First of all my mutiple personality Yami keeps trying to take over my body".
"I resent that" Yami yelled.
"Second of all I can't get a moment alone!"
"Oh yeah Kaiba burst out you keep bugging me about the heart of the cards. If you love them so much why don't you marry them". Also cant you quit talking all the time and just duel." I mean we have to have about six episodes to finish a duel. Did you know we have been focusing on a stupid game that I could whoop you if I tried for over 550 episodes! Lets duel right here right now and see who wins."
"I accept your challenge" Yugi, and Yami said at the same time. Than they dueled.
10 years later
When I play this card I will seal your doom Yugi the duel is half over". Kaiba said.
"Shut up the therapist cried! You have been dueling for 10 years. Joey is dead. Get out of my office you all need a nut house".
Than a couple of guards took them away to the mental asylum where they are still dueling.