1I do not own CSI or the movie Urban Legends: Bloody Mary. This is a spoof of that movie. Be warned: For those of you who are not familiar with the Urban Legend film series, they are horror films. Do not be offended if your favorite character dies. It's all in good fun. WARNING: Contains spoilers for the movie, language, violence and character death.
Characters:
Samantha: Sara
David: Greg
Bill: Ecklie
Buck: Nick
Roger: Hodges
Tom: Warrick
Heather: Sophia
(Don't worry, your other favorite characters will make an appearance!)
NOW, LET'S GET ON WITH OUR TALE!
CSI: Bloody Mary
Prologue
1969; Las Vegas High: Homecoming dance
Conrad Ecklie felt a little nervous as he walked in the gym with his date, Mary Banner. Mary wasn't the most popular of girls. She still wondered why the very popular Ecklie asked her instead of Maureen Curtis or Laura Sidle, the 2 head cheerleaders.
Ecklie felt nervous because when he walked in, he got piercing glares from Maureen. "Are they mad at us?" Mary asked when she saw the glares.
"No, Mary" Ecklie replied.
"I feel like they want us to leave."
"Fuck them. They're just pissed because I asked you to this dance instead of them."
Across the room, William Stokes and Donald Brown made drinks for their dates. William pulled a vile of white powder out of his pocket and liberally poured it into 3 cups. 2 for their dates and one for Ecklie's.
Grace Donovan and Gina Lotnick took the cups that were given to them. Gina drank hers so fast that she could barely taste the juice. "We are SO thirsty!" was their excuse.
Mary declined the cup that was offered to her. "Conrad, this is the happiest night of my life!" Mary exclaimed. "It can only get better from here, Mary." Ecklie told her.
Outside, Ecklie was walking Mary to his car. The same car that William and Donald were loading the unconscious bodies of their dates into. "What the fuck, Conrad?" William yelled. "What's going on here?" Mary asked, before she ran away. "Get her! She's still sober, she'll tell the cops!"
Mary, seeing Ecklie behind her, darted into a room that had an "AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY!" sign on it. Ecklie followed her into the room. When he saw Mary, he immediately grabbed her. "Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you."
After that, Mary bit her captor's hand. "STUPID BITCH!" Ecklie yelled as he smacked her.
When she fell, Mary hit her head on an abandoned desk. Conrad bent down to see if she was alright. She wasn't. He picked her lifeless body up and stuffed it into the trunk that was beside the desk.
