Night time
The League woke the next morning before Dorian could try to kill Tom again.
They drove in Nemo's mini van with no clue of where they were or where they where heading.
Tom leaned over and poked the very hung over skinner.
"What's it like to be hammered beyond belief?" Tom asked.
Skinner rolled his eyes, "It's fun while it lasts, but yah don't have to worry bout tat for anotha few years. Ya' 15 rite?"
Tom tried to stand in protest but hit his head on the top of the car. He put a hand to his head and yelled, "I'M 23 FOR YOUR INFORMATION!"
Mina and Nemo laughed, "If you're 23 then why haven't you gotten drunk yet?" Nemo asked.
"I've been drunk, just not as bad as him! I was a secret agent" Tom yelled.
"Then I suppose you have been laid?"
Tom's mouth hung open for a good minute, "THAT'S NOT NICE TO SAY WITH A LADY PRESENT," yelled Tom.
Skinner looked arouns, "I tought we left Dorian at da' hotel!" Tom began to laugh hysterically.
"I'll take that as a NO," Nemo said and Tom stopped laughing.
"NOT FUNNY, MAN!" Tom took out his gun and started cleaning it. The gun went off and shot out of the side of the car.
"BLOODY HELL!" Skinner yelled as Nemo pulled the car over. Mina went to take the gun away but Tom leaned back and held it while saying, "MINNNNE. No Touchy!" Mina gave up and they continued down the road after her speech. As they made their way down the road, traffic began to slow down as they got closer to the next town. Nemo began to honk his horn as he inched his way up. Soon they got up to what was stopping traffic and saw that a car had caught on fire. Nemo was still laying on the horn while passing. Traffic stopped again and the team was right in next to the wad of police and firemen.
A police man walked over to the car. "Is everything alright?" The officer leaned over to look inside and saw the bullet holes in the side of the car. "Mind if I take a look inside your car?"
"I'd rather you didn't," replied Nemo.
"Please step out of the car, sir."
Nemo got out and the officer looked in to see Tom holding his shot gun. The officer got back out and took out his walkie talkie.
cuur "Yeaaaa we have a live one here, bring in back up, over." curr
"Step out of the car son."
Tom looked up from cleaning his gun and stared up blankly, totally oblivious to what was going on.
"Whaaaaaaaat?"
"Come on now. We are bringing you in."
"Who? No, what's going on?"
curr "He's resisting arrest. Bring it in, over." curr
"No, really. What is going on?"
curr"He appears to be intoxicated too, over."curr
Skinner broke in, "He is ANYTING cept drunk!"
"HEYY!" Tom yelled back.
"OK! OK! Settle down now or I'll have the justice system on your ass!"
"I'm part of A.S.S.!"
"Quit the small talk."
"FINE!" Tom got up to get out and put his hand on the officer's shoulder to steady himself, "Excuse me."
"WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! You are in violation of code 4815162342, entering personal space of an officer!"
"You're kidding, right?"
"Talking back to a police officer?"
"Did you get that badge from a toy store?"
"THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GOING DOWN!"
curr "Bring in the swat team!" curr
Soon, any police not working at the accident were surrounding the League, who where shaking their heads in disgrace.
"You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be against you."
A higher ranked officer walked over, "What seems to be the problem?"
"He has disobeyed orders and violated codes 4815162342 through H0-180H4830987!"
"You mean …he stole a chillie cheese hot dog from a seagull on the 9th oh June that falls on a Wednesday!"
"Well… everyone except that one. But we have reason to believe that he is holding these people hostage. Take a look," said the police man pointing at the League.
Tom was watching while on the ground in hand cuffs. He watched them force the rest of the League out of the car and take all of his guns out.
"I have permits for all of those!" He watched as one person drag Mina out and at the same time another person threw Matilda to the side. "HOW DARE YOU TREAT MATILDA… I mean… Mina like that. Hehehe"
After about a half hour they got to the last of the ammo. When they finished cleaning out Nemo's car, Tom woke up from his nap on the ground. The officer turned to the League, "ya'll are free to go. We are going to have to take the disobeyer of the law in."
Without starting anymore trouble, the team said goodbye promising to come back for him and got in the car and left. The team drove off and Tom was left to the dark depths of the justice system.
