A/N –warning:
Some are very candid & naughty descriptions. One more thing, none of you caught that lightning comes before thunder, except Chris. I thought Laryna would have caught it.
;) It's cool. It's revised. Enjoy!
#01 – Walking
She was walking alongside him when a demon came out from under and surprised attacked them, making it his last day on earth; but, soon thereafter, Vergil viciously sliced him once with Yamato.
#02 – Waltz
He thought that she wanted to waltz when they were going to dance; but, she candidly said no; told him that she'd rather he take her waltzing into the bedroom.
03 - Wishes
If there's one thing Lady hated: It was to make wishes on a star; because, they're for foolish little girls; but Vergil tapped her on the nose and told her that she was the one being foolish because he'd make them all come true.
#04 – Wonder
Would wonders ever cease -? she told him, amazement on her candid expression; and he grinned, taking her to heights she never dreamed of.
#05 – Worry
Vergil was worried when she didn't return from her hunt, but as she placed two hands over his eyes from behind him he felt very relieved.
#06 – Whimsy
There was nothing whimsy about making your goals complete and the two unlikely couple agreed.
#07 - Waste/Wasteland
Vergil and Lady came to a conclusion: They decided that those who were nasty human beings were just a waste of their time.
#08 - Whiskey and rum
She said she'll drink the rum and he said he'll take the whiskey: they both drank up to wasting away all the goddamn demons, but first they had to make love before war.
#09 – War
Yes - there was a war between the human world and the demon world; but right now, in their own selfish world: they were fucking like no tomorrow.
#10 – Weddings
Lady snorted when he said that she looked charmingly delectable in a white wedding dress; but she wickedly told him that she would not be wearing panties underneath, making Vergil shiver with thoughts of her hot womanly delights.
#11 – Birthday
Vergil thought that since it was her birthday she should only wear her birthday suit the entire day and night.
#12 – Blessing
The priest was afraid, said that he would have to give a powerful blessing for Vergil's son because he had that little bit of demonic blood in him, and Lady wanted to smack him one for being the dimwit, close-minded pastor he was.
#13 – Bias
Vergil had a very strong bias against the idiotic demons who dared to cross him and an equal distaste for stupid humans who went to the dark side; but, Lady reminded him to save some for her later to punish.
#14 – Burning
You could feel the fire between them, as if the fires of Hell burned them alive during their orgasm; and, Lady panted afterward and thought with a wicked smile about all those juicy romance books her friends used to read and never got any.
#15 – Breathing
He really did forget to breathe as she came out of that pool with only a two-piece bikini, so that his mouth started salivating at the sight of her full firm boobs and what lay under her panty, thinking of her heavenly pussy underneath.
#16 – Breaking ( chuckle/cheese alert)
Lady knew that Vergil was like breaking a damned stallion; yet, as she found out later in bed: there's more of his stallion like assets that made her glad she was his mare.
#17 – Belief
What the hell did it matter what beliefs they had really when they joined blood and sweat and kisses?
#18 – Balloon
As the stupid ass demon with the pretentious creepy voice started to balloon up in front of their eyes, Lady pumped it full of bullets and Vergil ended it with his projectiles.
#19 – Balcony
Oh please Lady rolled her eyes, she didn't want another one of those sappy romantics who climbed balconies and whispered endearments and Vergil stopped himself, wiped off the sweat from his brow – glad he didn't do just that.
#20 – Bane
Her father would have been the bane of all mankind, but indeed she was the bane of all repressed sexual need when she didn't give it for him out of spite.
#21 – Quiet
It was such a quiet night that all the demons must have been asleep, giving more precious time for the half devil and his lady to role play Virgin Mary and the Unredeemer in the bedroom.
#22 – Quirks
Really now, she tsked at him, being forced to wear only her panties that said in little words, "His Punanni Sugar" was definitely a quirk for Vergil!
#23 – Question
"To be," she said, and he said, "or not to be that is the question," and they both laughed at the absurdity.
#24 – Quarrel
They loved to quarrel, if only to make some hot funky sex afterward.
#25 – Quitting
She had had enough as she slammed down the Kalina Ann, angrily spitting out words of cruelty at him, telling him she felt like quitting this whole ordeal, but the cool half devil took her into his arms, naughtily touched her in the most private places and she could do nothing but sigh.
#26 – Jump
They jumped away at the same time when the really disgusting demon went down like a heavy tower: right after they pumped it full of holes and stabbed it a few times.
#27 – Jester
If that goddamn insidious Jester comes back here and sticks his nose where it don't belong he'll make sure to slice it , he growled with ferocity and Lady could only silently nod.
#28 – Jousting
"Would you rather joust with clothes on or not," he asked her with such seriousness that she nearly busted out laughing.
#29 – Jewel
He would have told her that her eyes were like jewels but decided that such words would only make her laugh again, because only one brother should be able to be cheesy, but it was well worth seeing the laughter in them.
#30 – Just
They just stood there watching the rest of the world make fools of themselves.
#31 – Smirk
Lady was pleased when Vergil gave her a devilish smirk.
#32 – Sorrow
They hated the word sorrow because it brought out so many memories, her with her father and him with his mother.
#33 – Stupidity
If there was something both of them hated - it was the stupidity of the weak humans who offered themselves to evil and had no spine whatsoever!
#34 – Serenade
What Vergil wanted was to serenade his lady in some private corner just to tell her sweet nothings.
#35 – Sarcasm
It was a funny thing to see his Lady sarcastically flipping off a demon.
#36 – Sordid
They entered a castle that looked sordid and dank; they immediately ignored it when it was time to kick some ass.
#37 – Soliloquy
Vergil snorted out loud at the fact that evil villains were egotistic, indulging in a soliloquy every so often; and Lady told him that her father did that a lot.
#38 – Sojourn
The only time they'd sojourn was after an hour make out session of touching, fondling, with Vergil playing with her feminine softness and her playing with his masculine hardness.
#39 – Share
Lady didn't want to share any part of herself really she didn't but hot damn, when Vergil fucked her good she was saying -yes yes please I'm giving it my all!
#40 – Solitary
Did he liked being solitary she asked him and he just nuzzled her soft feathery hair and whispered not since he met her.
#41 – Nowhere
There was nowhere to run or hide for the demons and the Lady and the half devil looked at each other once, then proceeded to shoot and attack.
#42 – Neutral
Well she simply said to Vergil, if she can't have that neutral ph balanced shampoo, her hair would look like a total mess.
#43 – Nuance
Every time he fought, she was impressed at every nuance and technique, even when he was licking her sweet pussy down there.
#44 – Near
When he drew near, Lady could not stop herself from feeling hot and horny all over and decided to take matters into her own hands by pulling him into a dark corner.
#45 – Natural
She wanted to know if he was naturally white haired all over and he grinned with such a naughty look as he took her hand, guiding Lady to where things popped up naturally.
#46 – Horizon
They looked over at the horizon when they came up for air.
#47 – Valiant
She gasped as he touched her between the apex of her sex and told him with a wicked gleam in her eye that there was nothing valiant about him.
#48 – Virtuous
If there's one thing Lady wasn't it was Virtuous, though she was once pure and innocent when she had that Virgin Madonna title she told him with a naughty grin.
#49 – Victory
It was a good victory indeed when they fought for the same side.
#50 - Defeat
Lady anticipated this: if the Devil King ever defeated Vergil: Vergil would have to be manipulated into the Underworld's fold.