Ac's and Shotguns

by Dra Gan the Dragoniodian King

Dragan and the gang, meet up with Ares, and then guides them to a hidden city, which seems to be protected by the White Mechs. Action and hijinks abound, in chapter four is this nutty fic.

2. Mission gone Haywire

Hey this is chapter two of this unsane fanfic; the other four parts of the crossover will be unleashed in this chapter.

Well we hope that you will like this chapter but be warned this chapter might go off the beaten path for the sake of our story line.

Yes Dra Gan, which is completely right will if you want a disclaimer check my first chapter. Also if I get enough people to say that they don't like this font I will change it. Well on to the story.

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Chapter 2: Mission Goes Haywire

"Hey Shrimp!" yelled a tall orange haired teen to a short, black clad, teen sitting in a tree.

"Don't call me that" he said with an evil grin "or my blade will be washed in your blood"

"Hiei, stop threatening, Kuwabara, I am here get you two because Koenma has a mission for you two, and the rest of the gang is already in spirit world" said a good looking blue haired woman coming from the sky on an oar.

"Hn" said Hiei

"Good well let's get going then" she said as she opened a portal to Spirit World. The travel was instantaneous but Hiei and Kuwabara was still making faces behind Boton's back. "You two are hopeless" she screamed, as she threw up her hands in surrender.

"I wonder what, is her problem" said the oaf

"Hn" answered the silent demon as he crossed his arms.

"You two are my problem, always bickering with each other!" she yelled as they walked down the wide corridor that led to the office of Koenma. The doors opened on their own accord to admit the three. Inside the office was an arrogant looking teen with his hair slicked back, a tall thin very good looking, red head that always had and army of fan boys and girls on his tail (literally), then behind the desk sat what looked like a toddler. "Koenma sir I brought them as you requested"

"Now bring in our other two quests", "these guests will help you on the mission."

"Yeah right I can handle myself" said the arrogant one.

"Yusuke, treat Koenma with some respect!"

Yusuke turned around and saw that Boton has led tow girls into the room; one had brown hair and was currently had her hands on her hips, the other was shorter with ice blue hair, but Yusuke was more interested in the one with her hands on her hips. "Keiko? What are you doing here?"

"Yukina!" yelled the oaf, as he ran over to the ice maiden, with heart shapes in his eyes.

"Why are they here?" asked Hiei, as he was looking at the girls.

"They are your teammates I was talking about, and yes they can take care of them selves, I asked Genkai to train them just in case something like this happened." Koenma explained.

"So that's where you have been going after school that was so secret." Yusuke said as if it made sense to him.

"Now, with that out of the way, let's begin, this mission is very important, a demon has infiltrated a dangerous organization and has taken it over, before the organization just wanted to enslave the human race using what they call Metal Gears" he pushes a button that shows a diagram of a metal gear on a floating screen. But after the demon took over this organization, their goal is to destroy the human race in its entirety and then take over the other two worlds. This we can not accept, but now the demon has made a weapon of untold destructive capabilities, we must stop that weapon from being completed at all cost, so Boton will transport you all to the spot where you will pick up your last team member, his name is Snake and don't worry he will find you before the enemy does, also you are to free any prisoners that you come across, in the process, now Boton do your stuff."

"Yes, sir"

"By the way, be careful." Koenma said with an empty smile on his face.

"Fuck" Yusuke yelled as stomped on the floor with his right foot, creating a small dent in the floor.

"Watch your language" Keiko yelled back.

"Well, I said it because he never acts like that, we are royally screwed!" answered Yusuke, the girls look at each other with frightened faces as the red head look like his was having a conversation in his head.

"Yoko doesn't like this a bit" said the red head.

"Well, Kurama if things get that hairy well then you will just have to let Yoko out, now don't we?" exclaimed the spirit detective, as a faint golden tint took over his green eyes for a split second, which was just long enough for the girls to see it they then looked at each other with even more frightened looks, because they have heard of the adventures of the silver kitsune known as Yoko Kurama one of the best of not the best thief in the history of demon world.

"Well let's get going the sooner this is over with the sooner I can get back to scaring ningins" commented the quiet demon. After he finishes the group heads back down the corridor that they arrived in and at the end Boton transported us to what looked like an old abandoned house, that looked like it was about to collapse. The team all took a corner of the room to make sure it was secure then they searched the rest of the house to find that they were the only ones their.

"There is no one here, Boton are you sure that this is the right place?" Asked Kurama

"It should be, let me check." Boton took out what looked like a compact mirror, when she opened it; it revealed that it was a communicator and map. "Here we go, these are the right coordinates."

"Then where is this Snake fellow?" asked the oaf.

"I am right here" said a voice as he stepped out of the shadows, he had a full suit of stealth like armor, a carbine slung over his shoulder, on his vest their was extra clips of ammo for his rifle an d his pistol holstered at his hip, he had a dark gray mullet, and mustache, with a dark blue bandana and an eye patch that said Solid Eye System on it.

A growling Hiei said "How did you" as he was cut off by Snake.

"Sneak up on you and your group, well it is none of your business." While the rest of the groups' mouths where on the floor frown the shock of that he snuck under there figurative radar. "Are we going to stand here all day or are we going to do this mission?"

The group closed their mouths, Keiko was the first to speak "It's so cute" she squealed as she went to pick up a little wheeled robot that wheeled cautiously out of the shadows.

The side of the robot opened up to reveal a screen, suddenly their was a picture of a guy in a white lab coat, semi long dark hair with glasses and a black t-shirt in the background looks like a normal office that you would find any where. "Hello my name is Otacon, and I am speaking to you remotely from a safe location this you see in front of you is a metal gear MKII" the group freezes in terror "don't worry this metal gear won't hurt you unless you prove to out enemy, by the way Snake" the metal gear turns to Snake "I am going to put in a back up Ai program just incase I lose contact with you on a mission, again."

Shake shakes his head in agreement, as the rest of the team relaxes except for Hiei, for as we know he never relaxes "so what is the plan Otacon?" asked Kurama

"We will separate into two groups in group one will be Snake, me Yusuke, Kurama/Yoko, Hiei, and Boton, our mission is to get the weapon and destroy it if possible, plus any plans so they cant make any more. Group two will be Kuwabara, Keiko, and Yukina and your job is to get any hostages/prisoners to safety. We start mobbing at midnight, u the rest of the mountain and wait out side till the guard changes then we will strike." He looks around the room to make sure they all got that. "Good now lets get ready for midnight we have three hours till show time." The entire group separates and goes to their own section of the room, Snake goes and starts to clean his guns, while Hiei goes out a window to sleep in a tree, Kuwabara talks to Yukina about how much he loves her and what he will do, Yusuke was doing his usual by sleeping in the most uncomfortable positions imaginable, Boton laid down by the window that Hiei used to go outside and went to sleep, Otacon was making Keiko laugh by making the metal gear do some crazy little stunts like spinning on one leg then falling down or making the camera and screen spin around, and in a dark corner Kurama was arguing with Yoko in the recesses of his mind and this is pretty much how the three hours was spent.

Otacon stops playing with Keiko to tell the group "okay it is midnight lets get going" every body got up and got their things ready, they all went outside with Snake leading the way, the view outside was magnificent, the small plateau they were on contained a small lake, that mirrored the full moon in its entirety, they didn't get to admire the scenery now, as Snake lead them up the side of the mountain. As they got close to a cave close to the top of the mountain, Snake motioned them behind a stone out cropping that they could hide behind till the guard changes.

The group settled down into someplace comfortable till the guard changes, Hiei, was sharpening his blade, Yusuke was sleeping yet again, and everybody else was watching the guards for a sight of the changing of the guard, then after a few minutes of waiting an army style truck pulled up to the guard shack with two prisoners in back, one had silver hair. With a red trench coat, and what looked like a scabbard for a broad sward, and a holster for two big pistols, the other prisoner was a girl with dark hair, a black mini skirt, with white button up shirt also their was what looked like a gun holster on her left leg. "I wouldn't want to be them right now" Stated the oaf.

"Ditto" chorused the rest of the team except Hiei, Yusuke, Otacon, and Snake, who shook their heads.

About thirty minutes after the truck the guards finally changed, the demon guards were replaced with two humans and one very ugly demon with a cigarette in its mouth. At the sight of this snake took out a cigarette followed by a lighter but when he tried to light the cigarette the lighter wouldn't work, ho motioned them to stay their as he blended with the shadows, a minute or two later they saw him walk behind the three guards and stopped right behind the demon guard, "you wouldn't happen to have a light would you?"

"Yes, here you go", the demon said as he tossed a dragon shaped Zippo, over his shoulder, as Snake caught it and lit his cigarette the demon guard counted his companions the two human guards were in front of him , and he was facing the gates , for there were only supposed to be the three of them for the rest of the night, but then who was be hind them, as the demon opened his mouth Snake drew a combat knife from the small of his back and slit the poor demons thought, the other guards looked at their friend as his throat was slit, as the demons body was falling to the ground, Snake drew his pistol from its holster and shot the two humans right between the eyes before the body of the demon even hit the ground. As the bodies of the human guards hit the ground, he pocketed the Zippo, and waved the others over.

After everyone got over to Snake, "Snake I thought you quit" asked Otacon, Snake just smiled as he motioned team one to fallow him, and motioned team two to go to the passage way on the right, team one continued down to cave looking for any sign of the enemy's gears, they walk into a big chamber full of stalagmites and stalactites, then they heard it, the unmistakable steps of something big and mechanical, Snake motioned them over to a pile of boxes, in the room, and for them stay put, as he becomes one with the shadows once again. As the gear got closer and closer, till the team could see it perfectly in front of them, suddenly a black blur is seen dropping to the top of the gear, the gear freezes then turns around seeing nothing, as the blur opens the hatch, after the blur drops into the cockpit a muffled shot is heard, the hatch opens up again, the dead body of the pilot is thrown to the ground, Snake them pokes his head up out of the gear with a grin on his face, that reminds you of a child in a candy store with money to burn, he then motions the group to fallow him but remain hidden. They did this for a few more minutes until they say a concrete structure at the end of the cave, which was guarded by nine gears.

One of the gears opens up a com link to Snakes gear. "Bob that was quick did you find what happened to the guards at the gate?" The answer that Snake gave him was a rocket to the core of the gear instantly killing the pilot. the rest of the gears aimed at Snake and started to open fire but the rest of the team took the rocket as their cue to start attacking, the first thing Kurama's hair changed to a silver color, a tail of the same color erupted from behind him, his clothes also changed to a white toga like apparel. Then his eyes changed to a vibrant gold color, Yoko has been unleashed (literally), he then took a rose from hid hair and turned it into a whip, then proceeded to completely maul one of the gears, Hiei jumped out of the shadows and cut a gear in halve with his sward, Yusuke, Otacon, and Boton went into the building to clear it out, Hiei drew his sword and promptly cut the nearest on in half, Snake sent another rocket through another gear while shooting another with a machine gun, Hiei then pulled the bandages off of his left arm, and then pointed his left palm at four of the gears and yelled "Dragon of the Darkness Flame" after he said this a Chinese style dragon shaped black fire erupted from his arm engulfing the four gears, and leaving only four piles of slag, Yoko threw a seed at the last gear the seed sank into the metal then a split second later with the help of Yoko's spirit energy grew into a fifty foot tall sycamore tree making the gear one with it, all that was seen of the gear was the right foot that stuck out of the4 tree at and obscene angle, Snake then jumped out of his gear and threw in a hand grenade, the gear blew up from the inside the outer shell was more or less intact but all of the controls were beyond repair.. After that they went in to help Yusuke and the others.

Inside Yusuke and Boton were on a role, everywhere they went they left the still bodies of demons and humans alike, Boton was using her oar like a bat and Yusuke was using his fists,( to devastating effect I might add) Otacon was just rolling along dodging the bodies that they left in their wake, the rest of the group caught up with them right before they reached a door that just said what you seek is behind this door, the door was ten foot high, and ten foot wide, their was what looked like some sort of key pad by the door, Yusuke stopped about a foot from the door then tried to kick it in, his reward for his troubles was a terrible shock from some sort of barrier, After which he was thrown back five feet with swirly eyes, he was out , at the site of this Otacon shook his head, then looked turned towards Boton "Boton can you take that panel of f so I can hack this door open?"

"Yes Otacon" she said as she then pulled out a screw driver from seemingly out of nowhere, and proceeded to take off the panel, under the panel was a USB port that Otacon hooked up to using the gear.

"How long will this take?" asked Hiei while staring at Yusuke

"As long as it takes" commented Snake

Meanwhile with team two, Kuwabara and his team finished searching the majority of the buildings, in each one their was bodies everywhere, where some of the demons filet the human prisoners and ate their flesh, and in some cases crushed their bones to get at the juicy marrow inside, most would've been alive through most of it, now they where at the last unexplored building, they went in and inside was the same scene as before but right before they gave up, they heard a voice say "tell us what we need to know before the girl dies" said a small semi high pitched voice.

"Leave lady out of this, you deal with me and me alone!" Said a deeper voice in utter rage, Kuwabara ran towards the source of the sounds cause as we know, he can't stand for a female to be mistreated in any way. He kicks the door right off the hinges and shatters on the far wall. In side it was a grizzly scene, the man that they saw earlier was chained to the wall, his face was covered in blood from gashes to his face and scalp, his clothes were in tatters, and falling off his body revealing a well toned muscles of a hard fighter, the look on his face and in his eyes were that of one who won't gibe up till he is long gone, on the neighboring wall their was the woman that accompanied him, her clothes were also in tatters just as much as the other, revealing a fare amount of white supple flesh, her muscles also marked her as a fighter , her face was also bloodied, her eyes shown the same emotion as the guy, at the sight of the lady's flesh Kuwabara, quickly turned his eyes to the center of the room where their was a table with a bug two handed sword that had a dragon head with the blade of the sword coming out of it, the hand guard was in the shape of a dragon's wings, also their was a black and one white 45 magnum pistols, with extra clips of ammo strewn over the table, then their was a big rocket launcher with a wicked blade at the end, also their was spare rockets as well plus a nine mill pistol with extra clips. He then looked at the last person in the room was what looked like a five year old blue haired little girl wearing a red and white hoodi with the hood up and the sleeves going down past her hands by a foot, the bottom of the hoodi went to the top of here shoes she wore it like a dress. After he saw all this he thought 'what in the nine hells is going on'.

"You aren't supposed to be here!" said as the little girl as she pull out a nine mill from behind here. Suddenly their was a spear of ice protruding from her chest. Kuwabara burned to look at Yukina and saw that she was extremely pissed off by all of the meaningless death that she has seen in a relatively short amount of time. He was shocked to see such ferocity from his little snow flake, Keiko was also staring as she scooted over an extra foot.

"Are you going to help us or are you going to stand their all day." Growled the male

"Yukina and Keiko heal them while I get them down." He then summoned his spirit sword and the proceeded to cut the shackles off the wall in and careful manner.

"May I ask who you are and why are you here?" asked the man

"How rude of me, my name is Kuwabara, this is Yukina and Keiko," he said pointing to the girl's respectively "and for the reason we are here is to stop a demon from completing a weapon of untold power."

"Then, I guess we are fighting the same fight," said the man "by the way my name is Dante, and her name is Lady." Said Dante coolly

"Get your gear and lets go help the rest of our team" said Kuwabara, Dante proceeded to sheath his sword, and holster his pistols, he then puts his extra ammo in their corresponding pockets in what was left of his red trench coat. Lady then picked up a bag from under the table she then took out a new shirt and replaced the one that she had on. She then proceeded to put her rockets and clips into the bag, and then she slung her weapon over her shoulder, and holstered her nine mill. along with the one from the dead demon. "Shit she looks scary' thought Kuwabara.

"Where is the rest of your team?" Asked Dante

"I don't know exactly but they should be at the main complex now…" he was cut off by the son of a rocket going off (the signal from earlier.) "Well that's nice of them, now we can follow the sound to them" he finishes as thy fun as fast as they can by following the sounds of combat; they turned around the corner to find ten demolished gears.

"What could do this to a gear?" asked Dante as he put his hand on the sycamore tree, and looking over the dismembered carcass of another gear an then his eyes fell on the four small, slag heaps

"lets see that one was most likely token down by Hiei's katana, then the slag heaps by his dragon of the darkness flame" at this Dante's eyebrows perked up in wonder "then than one was Yoko handiwork" he said while pointing ant the sycamore tree "the others could've been done by any one of the other members of the team." After that they ran in the front door and followed the carnage till they reached the rest of the team.

"Hey Kuwabara, who are them?" asked Yusuke

"This is Lady, and this just happens to be Dante" he said pointing to them respectively.

"Well I am Yusuke, this is Yoko, Hiei, Snake, Boton and Otacon" they nodded their head when their name was called but in Otacon's case the robot tuned around so that he could see them then he nodded his head then went back to what he was doing.

"So what did we miss out on it looked like you all had all of the fun?" Asked the oaf

"We did have some fun" said the silver kitsune.

They told each other about what they went through, and after words Dante asked "What is taking you so long to open that door.

"They have the best computer security that I have ever seen this is better then the governments systems, it could take years to crack the code." Otacon answered

"Well I am tired of this move to the side!" Dante said as he walked up to the key pad and unsheathed his sword, he then to the horror to the group plunged it into the heart of the keypad

"Why did you did that?" yelled most of the group in unison

"I thought it would work" he said with a shrug as he pulled his sword from the key pad

"You thought! Well nice going now we are never going to be able to get in there now!" Right after Otacon finished the door opened as if upon its on accord.

"Well isn't that something?" Dante said as he walked through the now opened door, on the other side of the door was a long corridor that was lined with tanks of some sort of gray colored substance. They were connected together with pipes and heavy duty wires the screams coming from the next room was almost in human, the scream was that of intense mind blowing pain, such pain that no person man or demon should've survived it this long. The group ran to the door on the other side of the long corridor. Dante was the first one their he swung open the door with such force that the doors were off the hinges and flung back and hitting on of the tanks, that tank started to leak very slightly, the look in his eyes was the same as when Kuwabara opened the door to his torture chamber, he was pissed, he was acting like he knew the person who was screaming, in inholy pain. In side the room was what looked like the same demon as the chamber before but this one had gold on her hoodi too, there was a table in the corner and on it was a katana the kind that royalty would ware, and on the far side was a giant machine with the poor unfortunate soul in it , it looked like the machine was draining his very power away, he wore a blue trench coat made of what looked like silk, his hair was silver and was spiked straight up (like Hiei's hair style) the look on his face was that of pure contempt and pure pain. Dante unsheathed his sword and tried to cut the demon in halve but the demon dodged , but wasn't quick enough to doge the kick that connected with her chin twisting it to an bizarre angle, as the force of the kick through her limp form towards the far wall. He then rushed over to the machine and with his bare hands pulled the restraints of the man that they imprisoned not caring about his own live in the process, he succeeded put at a price the energy of the machine left third degree burns on his palms and fingers.

"The unlucky man then opened his eyes and said "brother why did you save my life." He then passed out from the strain.

The group was stunned but Yukina was the first to come to here sense, se went over to the brothers, and said to Dante "I will do what I can to restore his energy." She then placed her hands on the brothers chest and started the healing process, after a couple minutes she stood dup and touched her hands to Dante's and said "This will help with the burns" then the same light blue light engulfed his hands erasing all existence of the burns. She then tried to stand up but started to fall and was caught quickly by Hiei; he then steadied her till she regained her balance.

They waited for either Dante or Lady to spill the beans and it was Dante who did "This is my twin bro, Vergil; normally we would be fighting to the death right now since he thinks that my power is rightfully his, I once thought him dead killed by demons with our mother, the look on your faces tell me you don't know why I saved him will the simple fact is that I am the only family he has and vice versa." The group was quiet for a minute to let Dante check to make sure his brother will be okay.

"Don't for get we still have to find that weapon and destroy it before it is finished" Interrupted Snake

"Yes that is the top priority," commented Dante as he picked up his unconscious brother and put him over his shoulder "well let's go."

"You won't be going any where." Said a small semi high pitched voice. The group turned around to find that the demon wasn't dead but was on her feet by a control panel. "You are all gonna die!" she laughed insanely as she punched at a button that said Auto self destruct.

"Auto self-destruct activated base will implode in two minutes, have a nice day." Stated the computer over the inter com, as red lights started flashing and sirens going off. The demon ran to a pod in a corner and hit a button the door closed and the pod rocketed off towards the base of the mountain.

Dante grabbed the katana on the table and asked "okay how are we gonna get out of here?"

"I will open a portal to take us to spirit world so we can report in." Said a worried Boton, she started doing her thing but right before the portal opened it collapsed. "Oh no some how I cant open a portal this has never happened before." She said almost in a panic.

"Self-Implosion in one minute" stated the computer

"Well let's slide down the tunnel that that demon used to get out of here?" stated Yusuke.

"Well, it is our only chance for survival" stated Snake. They then one by one started sliding down the tunnel, it was pretty easy since the angle wasn't to deep and the sides were smooth, of course the girls went first followed by Dante and Vergil, then it was every body else. After about a half a mile of sliding they were less that half mile down and they could hear the pod that the demon took of in some where down the line.

Suddenly they heard the computer say "Implosion in t-minus, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four," They we nowhere close to being out yet, they prepared for the worst, and braced for the implosion to come 'three, two, one." But nothing happened, they were relived, that is in till they heard a low humming sound, the sound got louder and louder till sparks of energy could be seen jumping around the tunnel, then it was gone. They continued to slide down the tunnel wondering what happened. Then they hit the bottom of the tunnel just in time to see the pod launch into the sky like some sort of missile, it disappeared over the horizon.

"Can someone please tell me what just happened?" asked Yusuke

"I don't know, do you know Otacon?" Stated Snake. There was no response from the Otacon, the gear he was communicating through was on its side not moving, snake picked it up and hit the reboot switch on a fold out panel on the back side.

"Greetings my name is Bob, this gears artificial intelligence designed by Otacon, how may I help you." Asked the gear

"What happened to Otacon?" asked Snake.

"Otacon's connection has been terminated for unknown reasons." Stated Bob

"well we can worry about that later but for now lets get out of here" States Dante as he walks over to an army style truck and checks to see if the keys are in the ignition and they were. He lays his brother in back gets into the driver's seat; he then opens the passenger door and says "Are you all coming?"

"We are" stated Snake as he got in back with Virgil, Lady joined Dante up front, the rest filed in back, Keiko was carrying Bob, in here arms, so he could join them in the truck. When everybody was settled Dante started the truck and they moved out.

After they were driving for about ten minutes Lady asked" is it just me or does the sky look different?"

Dante looks out the window and looks at the sky, as they were going past a cliff of some kind, "yes it does I hope nothing bad has happened in the last few hours." He stated.

They drove on fro a few more minutes till Lady looking out the window saw something weird, "Stop!" Dante Thinking something bad is happening stops the truck so hard that the occupants in the back are jostles a bit. As soon as the truck fully stopped she jumped out of the truck and ran for fifty yards then stopped dead in her tracks. The others wonder what's up runs to here leaving the sleeping form of Virgil in the back. As they come even with Lady they look up and to the horror or amazement is the wreckage of a 8 story tall robot the likes they have never seen before, the units left arm was missing, the head was almost gone two of it four legs looked heavily damaged, but the worst part is that they was sparks coming from here and their and on the left shoulder of the unit was an emblem that said Global Cortex.

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Sorry for the long update time. Sorry if we got any body out of character that didn't need to be and for your info the stuff about Snake I used what little information I could get from the trailer and other info about Metal gear solid four. As for DMC I used all the Info I could get period. Also we have very little knowledge about Metal gear and DMC so if you have any info that will help me make a better story then tell me okay over and out.

For you info Dragan typed this up three times, before he could post it , and that he was up till almost midnight (his time) typing to get his story updated.