Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto.
OOCness is greatly expected

Warning : Foul Language, Shounen Ai, perverted stuff

Chapter 2 is now up! I know that the chapters are kind of short but I hope you still like it. Anyway, hope you enjoy this chapter! Thanks for the favorites by the way!

Date 2 : Suspicion

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It was morning Chouji was currently eating potato chips at the training grounds while Shikamaru walked near him. "Hey Chouji…" The lazy bum called attracting Chouji's attention.

"What is it Shikamaru?" Chouji replied, popping the empty bag of potato chips. Somehow, that look on Shikamaru made him nervous, the look of 'SUSPICION'! (Dun! Dun! Dun!)

Shikamaru then sat beside his best friend, "You know yesterday, I saw two women with pig tail hairstyles." He then continued, with Chouji trying to hide the nervousness in him. "They were on top of each other and you know what caught my attention?"

"Their boobies?" Chouji answered.

"No…"

"Their ass?"

"Err… No…"

"Their position?"

"Damn no…"

"Lesbianism?"

"DAMN HELL NO!"

"I knew it… It's their boobs and ass!"

Shikamaru slapped his forehead, no use going on like this, "Let me just continue, the one below had violet markings on her face and bandages for underwear. The one on top has spirals on her cheeks and she's wearing a blue panty very similar to your head protector." When suddenly Shikamaru saw that he was already talking to a log, for a kawaii plump guy Chouji sure is fast!

Gushing anime tears came out the Chibi Chouji's eyes as he ran towards, the Sabaku No apartment room. 'Shikamaru knows, Kankurou! Shikamaru knows!' the chibi yelled in his mind as he ran towards Kankurou's location.

Meanwhile, Kankurou was sitting before their table drinking tea, when suddenly a large crushing sound came to the door, clouds of dust filled the air. In the midst, he saw a shadow... coming closer… and closer…

When suddenly a little kawaii chibi Chouji came slamming to his head, "KANKUROU! KANKUROU!" the chibi Chouji yelled out, as wavy anime tears came running down his cheeks.

"That's the twentieth time you destroyed the door Chouji, what is it?" Kankurou said, as the Chibi Chouji hanged on to the cat-ear-like-pointy-thing on Kankurou's headgear for dear life.

"It's Shikamaru!"

"What about Shikamaru?" Kankurou said with a sigh.

The Chibi then managed to climb up on his head, "Shikamaru knows about us Kankurou! I think he found out that the two women at the park were us!" he said hanging down from Kankurou's head looking at his lover upside down.

Kankurou's eyes widened, "But how could that be? He knows you hate yuri!"

"With you I don't!"

"What's going on…?" Gaara said as he came inside the room when suddenly a sweat formed at his head when he saw the chibi Chouji on top of Kankurou's head. "What's he doing here?"

Kankurou quickly tried to think of what to say as an excuse of why Chouji was here and an idea came to his mind. "Chouji came here because…" Kankurou gulped, hoping the plan will work; "he told me that Rock Lee wanted to ask you for a date!" sweat fell upon Kankurou's face.

When suddenly he and the chibi Chouji saw Gaara now tomato-red with a little happy puff of smoke coming out of him as he just stood there, ooohhh, I know what is going on. Little Sabaku No Gaara has a crushie on a certain green beasty! Gaara then gulped, turned and said, "Tell him… I said… Yes…" he then walked back to his room.

Kankurou and Chouji sweat dropped… My God… they never knew thick eyebrows were his type… oh well!

"Kankurou, now how are we going to set up a date for Lee and Gaara?" Chouji asked, as he turned back into his original form.

Kankurou just crossed his arms and had a smirk on his face, "Let me handle this!"

Moments later…

"OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! LEE PLEASE DATE MY BABY BROTHER!" Kankurou pleaded on his knees right before Rock Lee, like a man pleading to blow job another guy!

Chouji sweat dropped, '… whoa…' the only time Chouji saw Kankurou pleading like this was in their sessions. (imagine that… a pleading naked Kanky? Amagads! –drools- )

Lee just continued on practicing Taijutsu, "But Kankurou, we're both boys!" Lee replied, "I can't believe you would actually ask me to date him… hehe… imagine that both men… hehe!"

Silence…

"HOW DARE YOU!" yelled out a raging Kankurou and Chouji after a moment of awkward silence making Lee's perfect hair stand up in fear.

The two suddenly noticed what they were doing, quickly calmed down and gave a few coughs, "We meant to say," Chouji said after a little cough, "that it would be nice if you would date him."

Lee jaw dropped and decided to accept their dema… -cough- request before something worse might happen.

"Okay then, tomorrow 7 o' clock pm sharp!" Kankurou said with a wide smile on his face as he left with Chouji.

As they walked together, they had their pinky entwined and headed to the Icharaku Ramen Restaurant. (Kankurou's treat of course!) They arrived, sat on the chair and ordered after that they had a little conversation.

"About Shikamaru though…" Kankurou continued, resting his head on the back of both his hands. "This will be hard; he didn't have that IQ of 200 for nothing."

Chouji gave out a sigh, "Hiding our relationship is so hard…" he said looking down on the table.

When suddenly Kankurou pulled him close with Chouji's head on the puppeteer's chest making the Akimichi blush, "What's important Chouji is that we love each other." The thespian said with such loving eyes.

"Kankurou…" Chouji said as their faces came closer and closer.

"Chouji…"

"Kankurou…"

"Chouji…"

"Umm... The bowls of ramen you ordered are here…"

The two quickly looked at the side of their eyes with their lips only millimeters away seeing that the Icharaku guy was looking at them making Kankurou fall off.

The Icharaku guy rubbed his head, "I guess I wasn't supposed to interrupt."

Kankurou : You think?

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Arrggghh… this is one of the worst things I have ever made, I have to make the next chapter better… ah well…

This is Chouji! Kankurou will be gone for a week because of a mission. I noticed though, while we were walking together, he keeps on looking on other men! Waaahhh! They're all slim too! If he goes out on a mission and I'm not there… Innnnnooooo! Next chapter, Chapter 3 : Kankurou looks, Chouji diets! Ino I need your help!