Disclaimer: Don't flame, alright? None of this was meant to be serious, so don't take it that way, ok? Just have fun reading this.
The Best Pairing of All! Naruto x Ramen!
Shrimp!
Curry!
Vegetarian!
There's a new pairing in town!
Ramen x Naruto!
Even after staking it out with Orochimaru,
Or prehaps maybe Kabuto,
Nothing quenches Naruto's love fire
His passion for ramen!
So abandon your crappy Sasuke/Naruto fics,
Your sappy Lee on Gaara tales,
And your pathetic Neji x Shikamaru stories,
And realize the best relationship of all!
Naruto, and his ramen!