Chapter 2: I'm a what?

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Weird. That's a light way to put this scenario. Reincarnation into a woman? Okay, not that strange in this kind of setting. Reincarnate into a Fallen Angel woman? Still, ending up in a world where all manner of supernatural beings exist, fallen Angels aren't really such a stretch. Now being a Fallen Angel woman with a dynamite body who had died as some side antagonist at the start of the series? That was a bit beyond weird.

"Shit I guess it really was a random pick.." The new fallen muttered as she rubbed her head.

"Huh? What'd you say? Come on, we need to return to Azazel-Sama's meeting. I think Heaven's forces are going to come attack us soon" The other fallen stated with her hands on her hips.

'Right.. I think her name was.. Yuuma? No wait that's the fake name she used to kill Issei, right? I think it was..' "Raynare..?" The new Fallen Angel asked, unsure.

"Yes Kalawarner?"

'Right.. Kalawarner was that Fallen with the loli and trenchcoat guy.. Damn I'd thought I'd get lucky and end up as Issei.. Oh well. Not the worst thing I could've ended up as.. Could have been Rias. That'd be horrible.. Arranged marriage to a guy.. Harem girl to a dude WAY too into boobs.. Fuck no. I like girls!' The new fallen thought as she got up, shakily, still unused to the shift in her center mass. Namely her two generous mounds covered up in a far too short, collar-up dress that shows off her entire cleavage and upper thighs.

'Fuck I need to get better clothes.. I look like a damn stripper' The new Fallen walked over to what she spotted in the room as a bathroom before hearing Raynare speak up once again. "Just wash your face and hurry up.. I don't want to miss Azazel-sama's speech!"

'All right I got it. Give me a minute or two"

Starting to wash her face she looked in the mirror, focused on her golden-yellow eyes and dark blue hair.

'Not bad.. she barely had screen time but that'll change.. it's time to change canon. Right now I'm weak but this is before canon so I have time plus that edge. Now that my post-death excitement and surprise at ending up in an antagonist's body is done, I can think clearer. For now I have to go to this meeting, though I hope these memories come in soon.. I'd be kinda suspicious if I act like myself. So goodbye Jack Haille, welcome Kalawarner'

Nodding to herself, Kalawarner washes her face with cold water and returns to the room Raynare is in. Noting how alike the Fallen's rooms are to old Military bases, with beds, dressers and footlockers in the dorm looking room.

"Okay, I'm ready now, sorry" Kalawarner said, scratching the back of her dark blue hair as Raynare cocks a brow up.

'Sorry? Did Kalawarner say sorry? Maybe that devil hit her head a bit too hard yesterday..?'

Nodding, Raynare leads her through the Grigori white halls, into a sort of command room where numerous Fallen have gathered to see Azazel, Baraqiel, Kokabiel, Shemhazai and Penemue talking about something important. "Since we all fell from our Father's Kingdom we've been persecuted and treated as filth by our Brother's up in Heaven and the Devils down here in the Underworld. Our Father has started this war with the Devils of the seventy-two pillars but we are definitely going to be sucked into this War. Make no mistake, they will kill us. This is a war to preserve our way of life, yes. But it's also to ensure our survival as a new species. We won't let them trample on us!" Azazel spoke, getting all the fallen but one riled up and excited but one.

Looking around, Kalawarner noted how… different they all seemed from canon. Azazel didn't seem lazy or perverted, he seemed like a man hardened by conflict. Perhaps he had held it together well in the show and novel? Then there was Baraqiel. He looked young, with a clean shaven face, sharp violet eyes, slicked back black hair and donned in knightly armor where his wings popped out of the back. Penemue looked much the same, with long purple hair and red strong looking eyes, donned in similar knightly armor.

'Damn she looks like a proper General. How's she a secretary in canon?' Shemhazai had a grim look to him, as if expecting failure. The most surprising though, being Kokabiel. He hadn't looked to be an evil, warmongering sociopath at all. He had a strong and dependable aura about him, as if he was a big brother, looking after his siblings.

'Great.. I'm in the war that eventually ends in God's death.. Smack two Heavenly dragons in plus fucking Trihexa and we got The Great War in the Biblical faction! Don't look so awe-struck, Raynare… Lotta people gonna die' Thinking that, Kalawarner folds her arms with a serious expression.

This time she'd need to watch her ass. No getting killed while she wasn't paying attention again. She'd been trained better, run with the best the U.S military could offer. She'd make up the embarrassment of getting killed by some third-rate thug by surviving this damned war, getting a yuri harem and meeting the main cast. Azazel, though had noticed her lack of a similar reaction to the others of her group and rubbed his stubbled chin, smirking.

'Seeing that determined expression's actually kinda hopeful.. These kids are all so eager to go to war and prove themselves.. reckless. Maybe she could put them on the right path and lead? Guess we'll see in the coming weeks if you got what it takes, hmm?' Unaware of his current thoughts, Kalawarner and the other two winged Fallen were dismissed back to their dorm rooms. Kalawarner sighing and slumping back in her cot as Raynare looked at her quizzically.

"What's your problem? Azazel-sama's speech was inspiring.. Even if I missed part of it, thank you.."

"Ahh you know keeping that eager attitude is good and all but… War is terrible. You might be eager to prove yourselves but war will only prove how fucked up people are.. you know?" Kalawarner sighed and retorted.

"Huh..? We've never BEEN to war, how would you know anyway?" Raynare sneered and watched her roommate for a response.

"Yeah WE haven't. Humans have, though. All the damn time.. What year is it in the human world again, Ray?" Kalawarner stared back in Raynare's eyes and answered, leaving Raynare stunned for a moment.

'Ray..? I've never had a nickname before..' Smiling to herself, Raynare shakes her head lightly and clears her throat.

"It's 1550.. why?" Raynare asked.

"Heh… You should know then. How often Humans have warred with each other. Some small scale.. Some a bit larger. How bloody it gets.. Look back recently when Vlad the Impaler killed thousands and impaled even his own subjects. It gets BAD, Ray. I don't want you to be fucked up like that, okay? I'll cover your back, you cover mine. Friends?"

'I don't want you ending up like in canon after all. Right now you're just too damn eager to please Azazel'

Raynare had looked shocked at her words, thinking over them carefully and nodding while trying to suppress a smile from growing on her face. 'She's a lot friendlier than before.. Maybe this can work..' Raynare thought to herself'

"Okay then, Kala.. you got a deal. Friends. We're comrades from now on! Huuhuu~"

'Damn, she looks awfully proud of herself. Did she not actually have friends before? Ahh.. right. Her past company being a fucked up annoying priest, a loli, trenchcoat guy and.. well, me' Kalawarner thought with a smirk as she got up.

"Friends. Now I gotta take a shower. Lot was thrown at us today and I should get my thoughts in order."

"Oh sure. It's about time for bed too. Just don't be up very late, we probably have a busy day tomorrow." Raynare had said before stripping bare right there for bed.

Kalawarner had stared with her mouth slightly open at the display of Raynare's curves that could make any human woman cry out in jealousy.

'FUCK I know what I'll do in the shower..' Kala thought, lewdly taking in Raynare's full glory before she looked back awkwardly at Kalawarner.

"U-Uhh Kala..? The staring is kinda…" Raynare stammered out with a face color that was reminiscent of a particular Devil Princess in the series.

"OH sorry! Got caught up there.. Good figure.. Hehe.. Night!" Kalawarner quickly clearing throat and going into the shower. 'Now… some ME time..' She thought as she started the shower.