The Legend of Dib McMembrane

by thejennamonster

In belated 'onor of St. Patty's Day, a little Irish drinkin' song for ya.

A/n: Written for a contest for a Lj group I'm in (illpronebelly).

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Zim. I also apologize to anyone who's Irish.

The Legend of Dib McMembrane.

(to the tune of a typical Irish drinking song. Just, I don't know, use your imagination.)

Oh let me tell you lads and lassies
about a noble man
'is name was Dib McMembrane,
and 'e always lended a 'and.
Whether it be ghost or goblins,
or a banshee, or a troll,
'e'd round them up and prove
that there was a truth about them all!

Oh 'e must have been a giant,
must 'ave been ten feet tall,
this man called Dib McMembrane,
the one who saved us all!

Doo doo doo doot. Doot. Doot.
Doo doo doo doot. Doot. Doot.

One day this wondr's laddie
'e met 'is very match--
a creature, green and tiny,
out of a cryo-chamber 'e'd 'atched!
A robot arm as 'is mudder,
a biologist as'his pa,
'e came to enslave the 'uman race--
to destroy all that 'e saw!

Oh 'e must have been a giant,
must 'ave been ten feet tall,
this man called Dib McMembrane,
the one who saved us all!

Doo doo doo doot. Doot. Doot.
Doo doo doo doot. Doot. Doot.

This alien from the 'eavens
'is name, 'e said, was Zim,
and that if we knew what's good for us
we'd all bow down to 'im!
That 'e'd been watching us 'umans
and 'e knew what we most fear'd
and if we didn't listen
'e'd vaporize all our beer!

Oh 'e must have been a giant,
must 'ave been ten feet tall,
this man called Dib McMembrane,
the one who saved us all!

Doo doo doo doot. Doot. Doot.
Doo doo doo doot. Doot. Doot.

And then out of the night fog
came the man we'd come to trust
to save us when we were down,
when we'd landed in a rut.
'e walked up to the evil alien
and punched 'im in the chin
just like any good Irishman
who 'ad a few brews in 'im.

Oh 'e must have been a giant,
must 'ave been ten feet tall,
this man called Dib McMembrane,
the one who saved us all!

Doo doo doo doot. Doot. Doot.
Doo doo doo doot. Doot. Doot.

And for all of Zim's aboastin',
'is jaw was made of glass
and 'e ran away as quickly
as if there twas a fire on 'is ass!
And so our dear Dib McMembrane,
we raise this drink to 'im,
to the man 'oo saved our darling beer,
we fill it to the brim!

Oh 'e must have been a giant,
must 'ave been ten feet tall,
this man called Dib McMembrane,
the one who saved us all!

The one who saved us all! 'EY!