Social Suicide
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
AN: I didn't realty come up with this idea - I actually just read this a few years ago on a list of things that will never happen. But still. Enjoy.
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Harry Potter needed to go to the bathroom. Really badly. Unfortunately, the only bathroom in the Weasley household happened to be occupied by his best friend. There was also a strong smell coming from the bathroom. This was not making Harry's situation any better.
"Ron, you've been in there for 2 hours! Nobody gets diarrhea this bad."
"Just let me finish, man. I just need to wash this stuff off."
"What are you doing? I need to take a dump!"
"Uhh...Shaving."
"WHAT? It can't possibly take you that long! I'm coming in - I need to go! NOW!"
Harry opened the door, and got the shock of his life.
Ron Weasley was dying his hair red.