Jokes on you
I'm thinking of adding Mass effect aliens to this, if you lot want than just review
"I don't like this"
"But this is for Gwen!"
"Yeah, I understand that, but the place she wants to go to, is what's got me paranoid and on edge"
Standing before the large campus before them, Ken kept his eyes on every corner around them, Gwen was looking at a brochure of their current place of interest, Ben had an uneasy feeling at the gothic looking set up, Aranea held Venessa worriedly, Max simply stood beside Ken with his own brochure.
"Honestly Ken, you are being far too paranoid here" turning to Max with eyes of shock and annoyance, Ken spoke.
"Well maybe because we are in GOTHAM FUCKING CITY WTH A USELESS HERO!" was all Ken stated while gesturing to the gothic designed city, a lone bolt of lightning in the sky with the celestials watching the sight.
"He has a point, this place is going to the dirt with how Batman is handling the criminals" turning to Hanzo who stood with his arms crossed, Ken spoke with a wild gesture to the ninja archer.
"THANK YOU!"
Turning to Ken as he began to walk to the Truck, Max sighed while Gwen read the brochure, until they all turned to the sound of a throat being cleared.
Looking up the sight of two students approached with greeting smiles, one being a nice looking red head in the schools uniform, the other student was a male with a pair of shades of his eyes.
"Hi, are you by any chance Gwendolyn Tennyson?" seeing Gwen smile, she spoke.
"I'll take that as a yes, we're here to give a tour on behalf of the Principle" seeing Ken sag half way to the truck, he spun around and returned to the group, giving the entire pace a death glare before turning to the duo, his eyes narrowing just a small amount before he relaxed.
"Let's get this over with so we can get out of the corpse of a city" was all he muttered with the group following the tour duo, failing to notice them share a look with one another.
Stepping into the first building, Ken stood silently with his hands behind his back while Aranea stood beside him.
"Ken are you ok?" turning to Angela as she stepped to his left, her wings hidden by an ID mask designed for her, Ken inhaled slowly before releasing his breath.
"Of all places Gwen thinks of, Gotham it had to be" turning to the doctor, the male student spoke to Ken with a frown.
"What's wrong with Gotham?" giving the kid a look, Ken spoke with as much sarcasm possible.
"Oh I don't know, you locals have the most useless hero ever to exist, the criminals are kept in cells for nothing but a month, the streets are filled with creeps and psychos, the fact anyone lives here makes me think you're all being paid millions to FUCKING STAY!" stopping to frown at Ken, the girl spoke while resting her right hand on her hip.
"So you're saying my father, who is the Police commissioner if I may add, is doing nothing to stop crime here, in Gotham city?" giving the girl/Batgirl, a look of deadpan, Ken spoke.
"If you're father is doing his best I can respect that, what makes me have no faith in this city is the fact he doesn't grow a brain and shoot to kill oh I don't know… the FUCKING JOKER!" inhaling to calm himself while holding both hands in front of his face as a prayer, Ken spoke with a more calm voice.
"If a man doesn't try to redeem himself, then he has forsaken himself to being a monster, therefore deserve no mercy" looking to the girl whose eyes had a thoughtful look, Ken continued while the celestials stared at him with agreement.
"If Batman found someone else to be in a relationship with, the Joker is a poor example of same sex lovers" moving ahead with the two locals staring at Ken in stunned silence, he muttered the final part to himself.
"This maggot infested city will be better off without that clown anyway" the first to snap out of their shock… was robin in his civvies.
"And what makes us better than the criminals if we start killing them?" turning to Robin, Ken spoke with a grin.
"That's what we call the death penalty" with that he moved a foot forward before speaking to the duo.
"You giving us a tour or are you ok with discussing how long you're city is gonna last?"
What followed was a normal tour of campus, with Ken giving snide comments against Batman and his broken morals, the many comments making Batgirl and Robin wince at how accurate some had been to solving past situations being different, mainly at how easy they could be solved without violence.
It was when they were leaving the campus did things go downhill for the group, with one thing happening to the Rust Bucket.
"Oh I smell sabotage with this sight" was all Ken said as he and Max stared at a flat tire on the Rust Bucket.
Nodding in agreement, Max spoke while keeping an eye over the surrounding street.
"I agree, and I don't have any spare tires nor the cash on me to buy a new tire seeing that we had to put that other spare" sharing a glance with one another, Ken spoke.
"There's a bank down the street around the corner, we'll keep watch for any dumb ass moving for a try at the Rust Bucket" nodding in agreement, Max spoke.
"I'll be careful" moving to sit on the top of the RV, Ben spoke while running after Max.
"Wait up grandpa"
"Be careful!" waving back to Ken as he kept watch, Aranea and Ahri moved to his sides while he kept an eye over the street, with Gwen and Kevin inside with Venessa.
"I find it odd how you spoke down on Batman's actions" turning to Ahri, she had an amused look with Aranea nodding.
"He's as useless as tits on a Bull, fucking idiot had Gotham by the balls when he first started his so called crusade… now's it's lost its edge, no one fears him and they've learned to hide better" shrugging at the duo, the three stood straight as a thug looking man walked by looking at the truck with an impressed look.
"Dayum man, who tricked this thing out?" looking to the trailer, Ken raised his right hand, making the man give him a look.
"I gotta say, you got some skills man" smiling at that the man began to leave, Making Ken watch him with a frown, the hand of Aranea on his right shoulder made him relax somewhat.
Standing in cue within the Gotham Bank, Max alongside Ben stood with paperwork for money withdrawal, Ben looked over the interiors design, Max smiled at his youngest grandson for a good minute, moving forward with the line, Max went to the teller with his papers, an annoying factor the Bank had set up due to the owner being old fashion, but before Max could speak, the doors were thrown open with a dark loud laugh echoing in the bank with Max freezing up, turning to the owner of the laugh while grabbing Ben protectively, the sight of the Joker with a pair of his goons stepped in with a sick grin.
"Hello, I'd like to make a withdrawal!"