I'm watching Dexter: New Blood and got nostalgic and I can see Dexter do this.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Dexter.

Jonathan Levinson was in a bar, depressed and about to pour himself a drink, when next to him sat another man.

"Whatever good beer you got." The man said before turning to Jonathan. "You OK?"

"I'm fine." Jonathan said.

"Rough day?" The man inquired, since he could tell that Jonathan was far from fine.

"Something like that." Jonathan said as he drank heavily.

The man shrugged and seemed to mind his own business.

A little while later, the man found Jonathan in the alley outside, sitting on the ground and sobbing heavily.

"I should've turned myself in…" Jonathan said as the man narrowed his eyes and he neared him.

"What are you talking about?" The man asked.

"I knew it was a mistake to try and frame her…" Jonathan sobbed. "They wanted to get away with it."

"Who?" Dexter asked.

'Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. Has to happen.' Dexter mused as he was driving down the dark road, searching for his prey. While he didn't really believe in supernatural, he knew Sunnydale was an odd town, to say the least, so he was on alert around strange things. He ended spotting his prey coming out from a tech store.

Warren Mears. He's the one. Warren was walking down an alley, planning another idea how to kill Buffy, when he sensed something and turned around. Nothing. Warren shrugged, thinking he was imagining it. He turned but the next thing he knew, he felt a sting on his neck as Dexter jammed a syringe full of M99 tranquilizer as Warren passed out.

When Warren came to, he noticed he was lying on a table, stripped of his clothes, restrained with duct tape and wrapped in plastic wrapper that was also covering the whole room. Then he noticed the photographs of some women on the walls that he immediately recognized, Buffy and Katrina included.

"Where am I? What the hell's going on?" Warren demanded angrily.

"I borrowed this from the garage where your 'Trio' operates, I'm sure you recognize some of your exes, women you stalked and were obsessed with and… the Slayer you wanted to take out." Dexter said, wearing a plastic apron and gloves and a plastic face shield and sharpening his knives, making Warren tremble in fear before he laughed, trying to act tough.

"Did she put you up to this? Doesn't have the guts to end me herself?" Warren asked.

"I'm pretty sure she wouldn't approve of what I do, any more than she does of what you do." Dexter said.

"What do you want? Money? Tech? I can get it." Warren said.

"Save me the pleas, there's only one thing I want from you." Dexter said as he picked a scalpel and cut into Warren's cheek, while Warren hissed and Dexter took a sample of Warren's blood as his trophy.

"You're not gonna get away with it. I'm gonna fucking kill you!" Warren shouted madly, trying to shake himself free but it was useless, he was restrained too tight.

"Just like you killed Katrina?" Dexter pointed out, showing Katrina's picture to him as Warren paled.

"She fell off the hill. I didn't—"

"Bullshit! Look at her." Dexter snarled, holding Warren by his face and putting the photo inches away from his eyes. "LOOK AT HER!"

Warren panted out in fear as Dexter forced him to open his eyes.

"You claimed you loved her but you treated her like trash. You were building sexbots to please yourself and out of funk, you wanted to make innocent people's lives living Hell." Dexter sneered. "You never could control women, that's why you wanted to make her your sex slave. Why? Why would you do this to someone you claim to care about?"

"Because the bitch deserved it!" Warren snapped, now showing his true colors. "Fucking bitches, they're all the same! You try to do everything for them but then they turn on you! Worthless cunts!"

"No." Dexter grabbed Warren by his forehead and neared his face inches away and Warren paled upon seeing the darkness in Dexter's eyes. "It was because you find women lesser than you. That's why you had a turn-on on trying to take Buffy out in various ways, each more horrible than the previous. Because you're a disgusting misogynist prick. Real women are so terrible, right?" He said condescendingly. "Never doing what you expect them to do, since they are beneath you, while robot girlfriends bow to your every single whim. Like Katrina would've, if you hadn't killed her. Tell yourself all the lies you want about women but by the end of the day, the only reason women are pushed away from you is because of what a sick perverted person you are."

"As if you're any better than me? I doubt I'm your first kill." Warren spat, fuming in anger, looking around, he could tell that Dexter wasn't doing… whatever this was… for the first time.

"And you won't be the last either." Dexter said. "The difference between you and me is that I live by a code. And I go only after the guilty. You just wanna take out anyone in your sight for the heck of it because you're weak, sick, disgusting trash and a misogynist pig."

"Why are you doing this?" Warren demanded. "Because you think you're better than me? No. This just makes you just as bad as I am." He laughed vindictively as Dexter pulled away.

"No. I am a father… son… and a serial killer." Dexter said as he picked an electric saw.

"You won't get away with it. I'm gonna kill you, you hear me? I'm gonna fucking kill—AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Warren screamed and gurgled as the screams ceased and blood spattered, while Dexter was dismembering him into pieces, cutting first into his neck, while blood spattered the plastic shield on Dexter's mask and the plastic apron and wrapper everywhere, while Dexter was getting calmer from seeing the blood. Dexter continued cutting arms, torso and legs into pieces until he was finished, he took a breath as he let the Dark Passenger take over, satisfying his urges. He had finished the kill and gotten rid of another scumbag. He then packed what was left of Warren into plastic bags and decided to deal with the other two but considering that their transgressions were smaller than Warren's, Dexter decided for a less severe punishment.

The following day, Jonathan and Andrew were entering the garage, Jonathan more annoyed and they both gasped and swallowed vomit upon seeing Warren's severed head on the table before they heard sirens as Sunnydale PD surrounded the place and arrested them both on site.

Smirking and satisfied, Dexter drove away. Jonathan seemed to have redeeming qualities, so Dexter decided to give him a chance. While he wanted to kill Andrew too for playing a part in murder, he settled for giving him a warning.

First time I wrote Dexter setting up a kill, so sorry if it was inaccurate, I'm not gonna lie, I considered Dexter killing Andrew too, since let's face it, the only reason Andrew 'redeemed' himself was because he wanted to save his own skin after failing the First Evil and he didn't show any remorse until Buffy threatened to kill him and fear of death isn't genuine remorse and even in comics, while Andrew had his uses, he still didn't change that much but I don't wanna deal with more bullshit whining about how I hate Andrew but Warren got what he deserved.

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