Shinobi in Indonesia
Chapter 4: School…..and class
(Little Introduction)
Err…hello, I'm Panzer IV, the co-writer of this fanfic. This fic belongs to my friend, not me, I'm just here to continue this fic since I saw it was funny and it's sad that she discontinued it. Anyways…..I'm new to Humor/Parody fic, so give me a little break. I mostly do action/adventure/romance, action/adventure/humor, and romance/drama. Humor/Parody……never even thought about it since I'm not such a funny guy
From Steph/Reizei-kun/ Original Author: Hey guys I'm actually happy that the fic is continued by my friend so let's see how badly he is able to screw up my fic.. Bwahahahah just kidding, Panzer is way hell a lot of a better/neater/organized writer than I am so give him a chance (oh and he can do fluff to! I suck 100 at making fluff although I am a girl) Anyways Review HIM, on how he and I differ… Thanks! Flamies not accepted glare at certain ppl
Explaintions A/N or A/R is Panzer's notes, stands for Authors Notes of Author's Rambles
R./A is Steph/Reizei's notes it stands for Real Author or Reizei Aoi which is Steph's Japanese Made Up Name
"Cut the CRAP AND START THE STORY"
Shut up Naruto, I'm the co-writer and I can do what I want! WAHAHAHAA
(REAL author walks in, bonks co-writer on head with hammer)
Erm…..we're sorry for the slightly loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong introduction. So here's the fic.
Naruto and cs. Walks to Mrs. Shizuoka's house to confirm target
"Good morning ninjas…." In the door, they were greeted by Mrs. Shizuoka and her family
"Good morning (bows)" Shouka stares at Sasuke…..drooling
(Shouka's thoughts) (Shouka) Shouka speaking.. (Sasuke) Sasuke speaking
"Sasuke-kun……..I wan't to…..' (Shouka)
"I know……" (Sasuke)
"But…I'm scared….."(Shouka)
"It's okay…..but Sarinah…." (Sasuke)
"Yes……"(Shouka)
"I……"(Sasuke)
"Yes…..tell me…" (Shouka)
"I'm…………………..gay with Naruto…" (Approaches Naruto and hugs him……romantically?) (Sasuke)
(Shrieks out, end of perverted thoughts)
AR: I normally don't write yaoi stuff……but writer forced me…….
R.A.: cough cough NO I DON'T ramble's on RoyEd HikaAki pairings
Anyways……back to the fic
"What's wrong Shouka…." Naruto said half mindedly
"………Cuma stress…..just stress……" starring at Naruto...drooling
(Shouka's thoughts)
"Naruto-kun….." (Shouka)
"Yes…." (Naruto)
"I would like to……" (Shouka)
"Eat Ramen?" (Naruto)
"No….." (Shouka)
"Train to be a powerful ninja?" (Naruto)
"No….." (Shouka)
"ngg……." (Naruto)
"I would like to….." (Shouka)
"I know! Eat five cups of ramen!" (Naruto)
Naruto shoves her 5 cups of ramen that apperead from nowhere
"…….."
(End of Shouka's thoughts)
Shouka sighed depressedly and stared at the sky blankly……
"…………."
"Anyways……we've booked you a school in PEHA (PH) Karawaci. We'll just have to get there in time." Mr. Shizuoka
"NANI? WHAT WAS THAT? PEHA?" Naruto jumps around excited as usual.
( (R/A It's where we go to school TT)
"It's a…..school……" Shiho (acting intelligent)
"Oo…..how do we get there?' Naruto asked stupidly
"VIA becak!" Points at a three wheeled bicycle with a seat for 2-3 passengers, and a back seat for the 'gear'
"AAANNNDDD……BAJAJ!" points at a red three wheeled, butt-shaped car
"oo……"
"Okay…..My kids would ride the Bajaj, while you konoha ninjas would use the becak" Mrs. Shizuouka
(A/R: You know……this started to turn out stupid…… We don't even use public transportation…
R/A: Yep Just keep typing (finding nemo song thing 'just keep swimming')
Back to the fic
"So um…..who's gonna' drive the bajaj? I mean, three of your kids are the passengers" Shou asked out of the blue
"Hmm…..you're right! Senseis, who got a sharingan eye here?" Kakashi confirm himself
"Good. Now YOU drive the bajaj."
"NANI?"
"Oh yeah…..I have booked you teachers a job. Kakashi, you better get used to driving bajaj since you're gonna' be tukang bajaj!" Kakashi's jaws dropped (still with mask)
"WAHAHAHAHA"
"And Gai……"
"Err…..yes?'
"You're gonna be….."
"YES…."
"PENGAMEN! BEGGAR! HOBO!"
"NANI!"
"Hey, we need money, and I think you could earn money by your 'charming' looks."
"Of course!" Gai acting cool and showed of his trademark smile of ever so healty teeth
"My EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Shouka screamed closing her eyes because of the evil sun-like teeth glow.
"Ooo. Sensei! You should go for a Pepsodent commercial!" commented Shiho sweetly
"Yep it sure makes a hell lot of more money than ngamen" muttered Shou
All Ninja's looked baffled, it was Lee who broke out the silence, "Go sensei!" he screamed not knowing what he meant
"Yes Lee, my student!"
"Then it's set! Naruto, you drive the becak and paddle to school with your ninja buds! The rest will be in a small cart attached behind the becak. Good luck!" Naruto pause……looking at the numerous number of team he MUST transport to school
"By the way….got news that Konoha had sent a few OTHER ninjas to accompany you guys….they're ready at school….so I bet you could recognize them. Easy."
(A/R: Okay……I'm not gonna' stop since I'm UNSTOPPABLE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyways…….here's a little confirmation on what class will they be in. Since Mr. Shizuoka miss-confirmed they're age, they'll be put in a 9th grade classes (what a stupid reason).)
Back to story….
"UAAAGGHH! Naruto pedals quite fast through the highway. Behind there's Kakashi't bajaj and behind that……..a horde of police cars after them (you know….it's illegal for a motorcycle, bajaj, becak, to enter the highway.)
"Pedal faster Naruto! There's not enough wind! FASTER IT'S HOT HERE!" Sasuke's enslaving Naruto
"Who the heck you think you are? A boss? What the heck…….(Sasuke shoves Naruto three photos of Sakura-chan changing, sleeping nude, and taking a bath.)
(A/N: Just got this idea after reading Bleach manga vol. 21 (or is it vol. 22?). Looking at Kon on how funny he is after he Rangiku decided to have a sleep over at Orihime's house. )
(Splat! Nose bleed)
"UUUUOOOOOOOGGGGGGHHHHH!" The becak suddenly became faster than a concord. Fire was left in the pavement due to it's speed.
(Meanwhile)
"See that Kakashi-sensei? He's even faster than you with a sharingan eye! Useless ninjas" Shouka said evily
"Shut up! I can't get any faster with this thing! You know how…..(Shou shoves three pictures of PEHA school girls with uniforms…..skirt lifted due to wind)
(CROT! Nose bleeds…)
"UUOOOOOGGGGGHHHHHHH! Kakashi stomps the bajaj's base, breaks it, and runs with his feet (Flintstones style car). Without any reason, the bajaj is as fast as the hyper speed in star wars
"Brother…..when did you have those…..pictures…" Shiho implored
"At school. It's a windy day, and I'm thankful I got a camera!" Shou said brightly not knowing the hell Shiho will put him in
(A/N: This is getting………TOO stupid….)
At school….they drop off at the senior buss stop. Naruto and friends was greeted with a bald teacher.
"You! DETENTION! DETENTION! DETENTION! DETENTION! DETENTION! DETENTION!" Points at six of the genin…
"Why's that?"
"UNPROPPER UNIFORM! SEE ME AT LUNCH TIME 12.15!"
(A/N: PEHA Karawaci students, you know who this is…right?)
Shiho, Shou, and Shouka arrive the next minute.
"SHOUKA! DETENTION!"
"Why?"
"YOU'RE WEARING PINK UNDERWEAR JUST LIKE ME!" Shouka's jaws drops
"AND SHOU YOU…"
"GENJUTSU! DONE THIS NO JUTSU!" Makes quick hand signs and Mr. G immediately walks away…..
(A/N: OKAY…..I use one of the most ANNOYING teachers in SPH! Next…introducing some students in 9th grade. ALSO….the jutsu thing is just….stupid……)
And here are the classes:
9.1: Shika
9.2: Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara (My class got the most genin……since my friend there is obsessed with Naruto. Gaara later on would have to deal with the co-author. A.K.A: ME!)
9.3: Neji (Original's Author Class..)
9.4: Lee
Class 9.1,
First Period
Students, please meat your new friend who arrived here in Japan: Shikamaru!
(Students stare at his uniform…)
"HOOO! SHIKAMARU! I KNOW YOU! YOU'RE THE SHADOW JUTSU THING!" Jesse (member of Narutards) stands up, walk up to Shikamaru, align his shadow, and start to act:
"Kagemane no Jutsu!" Shika just stare at him and chuckles
"KAGEMANE NO JUTSU!" Jesse's shadow's captured, and Shika rubs his . Of course, Shika is behind Jesse, and Jesse is facing the class.
"Eww….Jesse! You pervert!" Rachel close her eyes, other girls follow
"Yaaah….you pervert!" Vincent just repeats her words
"Shikamaru! What are you doing here?" Temari is coincidentally in the same class
(A/N: JESSE AND HIS FRIENDS! DON'T HATE ME! IT WAS JUST A LITTLE…..JOKE)
RA: YEP.. BHWAHAHAHH again I have nothing to do with this (8)
Class 9.2,
First Period
"Class, meet your new three expat students! Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara!"
(Students stare….)
"HUOOOOO! SASUKE!" Andreas stand up from his chair, walks up to him, put his hand (pretending grabbing a headband) above his left eye and act out:
"Sharingan!" He screamed with wrong intonations
"Hmph….SHARINGAN!" Sasuke smirked with a I-am-way-more-supperior-than-you-look
"UUOOOOOKKKKKHHHHHH!" Andreas fell to the ground…..with bubbles in his mouth
"UUOOOOKKKHHHH! Naruto screams with no reason
"What's wrong?" Some random student asked
"THE-THE BRAIN POWER! AAAAAKKHHHH!" Naruto yelled with bubble's foaming in his mouthy
"That should be Iruka-senpai over there. A.K.A: Swedian." Johanna points at Swedian
"What?" Naruto whispered
(Naruto fell unconscious)
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said too sweetly (RA.. How I hate Sakura..)
"N-Naruto-kun…..is one class……with me…?" Hinata
Class 9.3,
First Period
"Class, meet your knew friend, Neji Hyuuga!"
"KYAAA! NEJI-KUN!" Real Author a.k.a Reizei jumps from her seat and leap towards Neji. Neji catch her before she hits the ground
(A/N: Neji Hyuuga: HEY WAIT A MINUTE! I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT!
Panzer IV: Well too bad! You just have to follow the script…..
Neji Hyuuga: I AM NOT LIKE THAT!
Panzer IV: Since I'm the co-writer I'm similar like Yuri in Red Alert 2…..so……I'm Panzer IV… ….obey me…
Neji Hyuuga: NOOO! (Follows everything I type here….even dance around in a pink tutu)
"So I'm one class with Neji huh…and that means that girl….is my rival…" Tenten
"I HEARD THAT BUN GIRL!" smirked Reizei.
"What? How-" Tenten said surprised
"You really are an idiot… It's because… IM EDITING THE SCRIPT! Bwahhahaahha. And as long as I edit NEJI SHALL BE MINE!"
Vania comes along, 'WHY ISNT ROCK LEE HERE? Stop it Reizei,' she said sagely bonks Reizei with folder
Class 9.4,
First Period
"Class, meet the new student. Rock Lee!" Arief walks out of his chair and approaches Lee (thinking of introducing himself)
"KONOHA SENPU!" Lee jutsued for not reason…Arief was tossed away, crash the window, and fell to the first floor…..on top of Shouka.
"OWW! GET OFF ME YOU FAT BLACK TUB OF S!"
(A/N: Just a little note. For those who didn't know Arief, Arief is a black, fat, annoying gay in grade 9 in my school. His acting of SKSD (Sok kenal sok dekat) is annoying, he draws lots of girl figurine, he ruins other people's day, his actions, movements, etc is gayish, he plays and disturbs the girls, and…he is gay. Anyways…..HAHAHAHAHA EAT THAT ARIEF! I WILL MAKE BOTH OF YOU AND SHOUKA SUFFER! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THE REST OF US, GO HOME AND GO SHOW YOUR MOTHER YOU BLACK TUB OF FING ST! and that's the end of this chapter)
Reizei's Note : Dude that's harsh.. got nothing to do with this (8)
And……..lets end this chapter! I got MORE chapters on two of my original fic, so I'll end it here. I'm typing a new one of these…..next chapter: De-tension
Reizei: Huh? I have no idea… What it's like either.. WORK PANZER
Discussion for the new author
R: Damn I think we're gonna get flamed or dissed or even praised or even get no reaction now… This is akward
P:Who cares?
R: Well no one but I think this is really weird…
P:Btw the rating has raised to T+ now
R: Psh, Yeah thanks to whom? GLARE
P: Smirks.. Whatever
R: Okay folks please give us a long critique-ful review now… I really would like to know how do you like the change!
P:Yep and if you want to be featured in the classes.. KISS UP TO US OR BEG US TO PUT YOU IN
R: IDIOT! DON'T SAY THAT! gives winning smile to audience" if you want to be featured in the classes.. Please tell us you're preferred class and what you are like :D"