Shinobi in Indonesia
Chapter 5: De-Tention
(A/R: I'm back! I haven't finish typing my story though….but, requests are high from my friends to include them in the fic. So…..yeah, I'll be introducing a number students from PEHA 9.2 class/
R/A: What about 9.1, 9.3, and 9.4?
A/R: (completely ignores Reizei-kun) Anyways….here is the characters of 9.2!
(Fireworks stuff)
Introducing one of the members of 9.2! He's one of Kerri's closest friend, complete with an alienware equipped in his laptop! Introdcuing: Ryan!
Ryan: Peace, bro!
Next, one of the most intelligent members in class 9.2 with the nickname Inui-Sempai: Swedian! And his partner, Johanna!
Swedian: Hey! I don't ask for a part in the fic!
Johanna: So do I!
A/R: Due to the high request by other members in 9.2, you guys will be in the fic. I promise, there will be no pairings between you two…..although someone suggested for the pairings….but no.
Next, one of the anime freak in class 9.2, and one of Ryan and Swedians friend who had crushes in various anime girls! Introducing: Steven!
Steven: …..Hi…..
(Fireworks stop)
And lastly, introducing one of the most retarded…..but hilarious member in 9.2….Andreas
(Dead silence…)
Andreas: Oh gitu ya? (Moves to a corner and does one of those 'I'm in a safe place in my mind' or more like...'Sits in a dark corner crying')
Anyways…these students WILL have skills and talents later in this fic. For example, Ryan is still a Padawan in a dojo learning about the samurai and sword techniques…..Swedian got his amazing power without any reason….Steven and the rest of the names I mentioned will be trained (later) by Kakashi-sensei (or maybe Gai-sensei) and Andreas…is just too darn lucky to get his ninja skill….
Andreas: (Still in the corner doing 'I'm in a safe place in my mind') He didn't write that…no he didn't…! Hihihhihiihihi….
R/A: lost is this some sort of a 9.2. inside joke? T.T
So……let's get back to the fic.
(DING-DONG)
Lunch break,
Peha Karawaci,
12:15
Lunch time in Peha is quite a pleasant time….before Mr. Garrives! Every Lunch Time he would wander around the school, giving detention to students. With reason, or no reason at all.
(A/R: Panzer IV: Maybe because it's fun for him?
Reizei Aoi (R/A) or Depressed Otaku: Who knows)
Back to the fic
Canteen 2,
Peha Karawaci,
12:15
Canteen two is one of the students' getaway locations besides gym 2 or soccer field. In here we could see most students of 9.1, 9.2, 9.3, 9.4, and an exotic creature from the black lagoon who wanders around disturbing others.
A/N: Reizei-Kun or Depressed Otaku: Who could that be?
Panzer IV: Hmm…..who knows…..? (Chuckles evilly)
Back to the fic
And in here, we could see our faithful teacher Mr. G with his detention slip in his arm……and a lemon face.
"YOU! DETENTION! YOU DETENTION! YOU DETENTION! YOU DETENTION!" and so on…..
(Meanwhile)
Arief is doing his usual acts in canteen talking to most students…..and annoy them. Until he reaches Shou…….and annoys him quite bad……
"You know that……blablabla…blablablabla…blablabla" Arief does the talking with his 'movements' and 'body language'
"Okay…I get that…..uhuh….uhh…..urgh…..grrr" Shou is getting pissed off.
"You know your little sister Sarinah/Shou…."
(Both authors: Uh-oh…..this is gonna be bad…. (Panzer IV chuckles) Aoi goes.. kyaaaa! yep I'm a Shou fangirl since I INVENTED HIM! MHAUUHUUAHA)
"What…are you…..saying….?"
"Erh? Your little sister Sarinah/Shiori…."
"NINJUTUS! AIR RIFLES NO JUTSU!" Shou use one of those hand keys and points his finger towards Arief….and BOOM!
(A/R: Just a little side notes: Air Rifles No Jutsu is a custom-made jutsu by me. It's almost as powerful as Rasengan, but what makes the difference is that it requires a lot more amount of chakra, and is a long range attack)
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Arief was tossed back (close to Rasengan) and was flunked into the swimming pool not far from canteen 2.
"What WAS that?" Everyone started gathering at the pool watching the black figure floting
"Oh….it's just him. Leave him be….he'll get up soon."
(A/R: Arief: You can't put my name in this thing! Who do you think you are? Blablablablablablablabla…..
(Panzer IV picks up a soccer shoe, puts it on, punches Arief, and start stomping on him)
Panzer IV: Who the heck YOU think you are? You can't complain bout this and that blablabla…this is fanfiction! AND I'M TYPING THIS! So this is MY story!
(Real Author picks up a shuriken, wears a soccer shoe, tosses the shuriken to Panzer IV and stomps them both)
Reizei-kun or depressed otaku: And who the hell YOU think you are? THIS IS MY STORY! YOU'RE JUST A CO-AUTHOR! And you Arief, I don't give you permission to come here and bug us all! WE'LL ALL JUST PRETEND YOU'RE A MADE UP CHARACTER OR AN OC! So get lost!
Arief: (Walks away…still pissed)
(Panzer IV picks up his automatic pistol and shoots at Arief and finally gets him to scram)
Panzer IV: Yeah! Take that you……!
Reizei-kun or depressed otaku: DO NOT PLAY WITH GUNS IN THE BOARDROOM! (Continues stomping on Panzer IV)
And back to the fic
Meanwhile at the canteen, we can see our faithful 9.1, 9.2, 9.3, and 9.4 students sitting in different tables across the canteen having their lunch when Mr. G comes
"ALL YOU 9TH GRADERS HERE GOT DETENTION!"
"What the F….? What for?" Ryan looked confused, holding his laptop.
"I DON'T CARE! I'M JUST BORED! THAT IS ALL! SEE YOU ALL IN MY OFFICE NOW!"
"Oi….who's that?" Shika walks up to Vincent who's munching his meal sloooowwwwllly
"Ahhh….that's Mr. G. He's a bit annoying and…..bald."
"I HEARD THAT! DOUBLE DETENTION! ALL OF YOU!"
"Nice job, Vince!"
(A/R: Panzer IV: The REAL Mr. G is a bit nicer AND gives detention WITH reason. So don't misunderstand stuff…okay?)
Aoi/Depressed Otaku/Steph: I'm tireeeeeddd of sensoring Mr G NAME! DAMNIT PANZER!
Mr. G room,
12:30 PM
"Noo…..lunch time wasted in detention room….that sucked…" Rachel (a passerby in 9.1 who got caught with no reason)
"Yeaah…that sucked….." Vincent
"Stop copying me!"
"Yaaah…stop copying me! Hehehehe…"
(Rachel grumbles and walks to the corner doing the safe place in my mind thing)
(A/R: Rachel: YOU'RE SOOOO DEAD PANZER!
Panzer IV: NOOOOO! (bombs Panzer IV and leaves the blackened corpse to burn….)
Rachel: Napalm... hehehehee….. cackle
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Back to the fic:
"Okay…so what should we do now….." Shika
"Sit here until the bell rings…..without lunch." Panzer (I could be in the fic as well you know)
"We could try to break out of here…." Ryan announced.
"How?"
"Well……according to my laptop, there are three possible ways: One is through the window like what Tenma in School Rumble did (using the plunger), the other one is through the ventilation, and lastly through the door."
"I'll take the window way!" Andreas takes out two plungers and started scaling down the wall.
"I'M FREE!"
"No…you're not. TRIPLE DETENTION!" Mr. G tapping his foot, as he met Andreas below the window.
"Okay…that sucked……" Andreas muttered
"It's easy for me I guess! I'll make clones and be off of here in no time!" Naruto yelled
"….The blond…… has got a point." Gaara noted.
"Yeah…..(My Naruto…you're always the one I look for when things like this happen!)" announced… Sasu…ke? Or Sas-uke (get it uke seme?)
(A/R: Another YAOI stuff. I don't like typing one of these YAOI stuff….but Reizei-kun is behind me with a club full of needles if I don't type this…..
R/A: NO I DON'T THAT WAS LIKE A MONTH AGO! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I LIKE YAOI! innocent look)
"In that case I'm coming with you, Sasuke-kun." Sakura with one of those cheery look
"That's quite a good plan…although I don't know how to create a clone….yet." Sarinah (or whatever her Japanese name is) said.
"Oookkaaay! NINJUTSU! KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" Naruto created a clone of himself.
"Okay…clone, you stay here, while I go and take a break!"
"No…..I'M the REAL Naruto. You're just the clone!" Naruto's 'clone' replied
"Huh…..really?" the clone nodded.
(Naruto thought about it…for quite a long time)
"OKAY! I'll stay here, you go have fun! Bye bye Naruto!" Naruto waved to the clone as it walked through the door.
"Bye bye!" the clone walked away….
(Everyone stares at Naruto)
"Naruto no baka….." Shika said.
(Ryan chuckled)
"In that case….I'll use the ventilation system! Who's coming?"
"I'm in." Neji said.
"I'm IN!" Reizei-kun chirped in.
"Then I'M IN!" Tenten announced.
(Glares pass between Tenten and Reizei-kun)
"Okay….who else?"
(The rest of the victims follow Ryan through the ventilation system. They climb and crawl to freedom.)
"Watch it!"
"WHO TOUCHED MY ASS?"
"Ugh…somebody farted…."
"KYAAA RATS!"
(Ceiling collapse ahead of Mr. G….along with the students)
"Well, looky here…."
"UH-OH……"
"SHARINGAN!" Sasuke unleashes his sharingan
"Urgh…..AAARGGHHH!" Mr G fells, unconscious with bubble in his mouth
(Dead silence)
"You know…..we should've done that earlier………"
(Everyone nods)
"So…lunch time?" Panzer asked
"Lunch time….." a random person replied
"RAMEN!" Naruto said
(DING-DONGSCHOOL BELL)
"NOOOOO!" said all of them
(The 9th grade students fell into black pits of depression)
Class 9.1,
Period 6,
12:45
"Vincent, would you mind doing this math problem?"
"Err (stomach grumbles)…..sure…" He picked up a marker, wrote on the board to answer the problem, and collapsed.
"That's wrong …..err….Vince…..?" Shika asked.
"!$#" Saying something unintelligible.
(Rest of students' stomachs grumble)
Class 9.2,
Period 6,
12:45
"Okay class…..take out your newspapers….." said a teacher
(Students take out various other stuffs…but not newspaper)
"Take out your NEWSPAPER! Please, students!" begged a teacher
"…………………" Class 9.2's empty stomach grumble.
"RAMEN!" Naruto jumped off from his seat and bit Andreas' head (thinking it was Ramen)
"AAAKHH! MY HEAD!"
"How uncivilized…." Gaara stared at them while chewing his notebook.
(Panzer chews his USB)
(Rest of 9.2 either fell asleep, or stay up with their stomach grumbling)
Class 9.3,
Period 6,
12:45
"Alright…..where's Tenten and Aoi?" (R/A: Aoi is Reizei's other name.. btw. R/A stands for Real Author, Reizei Aoi and Religious Agnostic.. okay the last part was made up but yeah)
"They're (stomach grumbles)...I don't know…" Neji said.
"Probably is still in Mr. G's (stomach grumbles)….room…" Sarinah added.
(Meanwhile…)
(Tenten and Reizei is still on their Eye battle)
"You're not gonna' stop? It's period six newbie!" Reizei-kun/Aoi said.
"Not until you stop! You boyfriend stealer!" Tenten replied.
"He's not even your boyfriend you Chun Li wannabe!" came as the response.
(And the rambling continues on and on and on)
Class 9.4,
Period 6,
12:45
"Alright students……where's Arief?"
(Dead silence….with stomachs grumbling)
(Meanwhile…)
"Hey, what's that black thing floating in the pool?"
"Who cares? That thing would probably disperse in a minute or so…"
"Should we clean the pool?"
"I guess we should. Release the sharks…"
(A/R: No…he's not dead……yet (Panzer chuckles evilly)
R/A: We have SHARKS! gets HP and starts running to the pool trying to photo a shark)
And let's end this chapter for now. I can't fit all members of grade 9 and ninja students at once! It kills me a bit to combine fact and fiction! Next chapter: CLASHES! Panzer vs. Gaara! What's this? Orochimaru is visiting the school? As abang bakso? And Kabuto as the street sweeper? The 'retarded' Andreas of 9.2 got shinobi eye powers? What's wrong with this world? Stay tuned for more madness from Shinobi in Indonesia…