Shinobi in Indonesia
Chapter 6: CLASHES! GAARA VS. PANZER! SASUKE VS. OROCHI! ANDREAS' POWER!
"Itadaima!" Naruto yelled
"No ones home idiot!" Sasuke mocked
"Oh….yeah…." Naruto grinned gleefully
"……." Gaara …..
It was a tiring first day for the three genins/kazekage/what-ever-rank-they-are-in.. in their first (already) chaotic day in Peha karawaci. As they enter their rooms, each of them wonders what will happen tomorrow
"I bet I'll be eating another cup of Ramen tomorrow! Oishi!"
"Strange…some of
those students…I sense high chackra power…"
"Kill…"
(A/R: Panzer: Alright! Step this aside for awhile since I got a few new character to introduce.
Reizei: More?
Panzer: Right. More. And so…here it is!
(Drum rolls)
Introducing one of the members of 9.1 who's IQ in math is quite exceed limitations. Introducing: Jesse!
Jesse: Hello!
(Drum rolls stop)
Introducing the member of 9.3 who force himself to get a part in this fic. Introducing….Thompson
Thompson: (Boring tone) Hi. And…..SEPHIROTH RULES!
Panzer: (shot Thompson with a rifle)
Jesse: Why'd you do that for?
Panzer: I don't know….I'm just bored I guess. Heheh…
(Reizei enters the stage, throws kunai at Panzer and stomps him)
Reizei: NEVER DO THAT TO OTHER STUDENTS! (Talks sweetly) Anyways, back to the fic…(Since when am I that sweet? looks around confusedly)
Back to the fic
(Meanwhile in other rooms……)
"Damn it this homework is too easy….don't they got anything harder?" Shika is bored working on Mr. Andrew's math homework
"Can't believe…you're ….that far….I'm only…..been able….to done one…..(faints)" Lee's down with only been able to done one page out of 30 pages of the math homework
"I'm too cool……I don't need to do those homework…not my style…." Neji mirroring himself, admiring his oh-so-gorgeous looks.
"Wonder what our sensei's doing…." They all wondered
(Kakashi and Gai sensei's room)
"Huh…so much for today……good thing I finally been able to talk of changing my job to Mr. Shizuoka…" Kakashi
(Kakashi's flashback)
"PLEASE! STOP! PLEASE!" Mr. Shizuoka begged
"I don't think so….." Kakashi grappling Mr. Shizuoka
"Okay! Okay! You'll be applying as teacher in PEHA TOMORROW JUST PLEASE LET GO OF ME!" Mr. Shizuoka said exasperatedly
"Really? Suits me fine then…." (Knocks Mr. Shizuoka out cold)
(End of Flashback)
"I wonder what Gai is doing out so late…." Kakashi thought
(Meanwhile in the streets)
"Hey beybeh! Would you mine giving me a little pity?" Shows those sparkly teeth of Gai
"OWW! THOSE TEETHS! YOU'RE HIRED FOR PEPSODENT ADVERTISEMENT MAN!" said the random advertising agent….
"……." Gai said
"HOP IN THE CAR!" (speeds away somewhere)
(Now let's see how the kunoichi's doing)
"Sa-su-ke-kun…..hihi.." Sakura lying in her bed imagining stuff
"N-n-a-ru….KYAA!" Hinata rolling in the bed with over imagination
"This…..is boring….." Temari checking the homework and doing it just fine
"Hey…where's Tenten?"
(Meanwhile at school at night )
"You're not giving up Tenten?"
"I will never….Neji's mine…." Reizei and Tenten is still in their eye to eye battle
(Spirits wonder around them)
"SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE YOU BUGGER!" Both of them at the spirit (ghost)
"Fine, fine….." (Disperse)
"Not giving up, Tenten?"
"Never….."
Fights one of those girly fight with arm thing
(Next morning)
AYAM BERKUKURUYUK!
(A/N: Panzer: How uncivilized…(bucket of water acts as Panzer's alarm clock)
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MORNING!" Gaara in a very expressive tone
(A/N: Wait…..did I type Gaara?
R/A: Well, so what? Gaara should be like that too you know!"
A/N: Right…..but Gaara never slept you know…"
R/A: Dejavu.. I didn't I do something like this before?)
REWIND
"…………."
(A/R: Well….Gaara eventually won't say a thing)
2 HRS LATER…..
"AKH! I OVERSLEPT!" Naruto wakes up, look around the room, and find nobody's there
(At school)
"Strange….oi, Gaara. You feel like we're missing someone?" Sasuke
"………"
"Hmph……"
Peha Karawaci,
Lunch Time
(Ding Dong)
"LUNCH TIME!" Multiple 9th grade students rushing out of class
Lunch Time in Peha is almost like a routine for the students. Students go do various activities, including flirting, taking crap, ruining someone's day….
(R/A: How come you put those stuffs?
A/R: I don't know….at this point of the story I got a total author's block. Maybe Andreas…
Editor: NO NOT ANDREAS! ANYONE BUT NOT HIM!
A/R: Seems like our editor, disagree about it. Anyhow….."
Back to the fic
"Hey look! There's an abang bakso at the gate!" Ryan
"Don't you think…..it's strange?" Swedian
"……." Steven approaches the abang bakso
"HEY YOU!"
(Orochimaru's thoughts)
"No…can't be…my disguise is blown off? That fast? And it's by some little kids too….."
(Out of thoughts)
"Orochimaru-sama." Orochimaru turn his heads towards Kabuto outside the fence….picking trash
"What?"
"Act casual…"
"HEY SERVICE BOY! KEEP PICKING THE TRASH! WHAT THE HECK DO I PAY YOU FOR?"
"Hai…gomen…" Kabuto continues picking trash
"YOU! I SAID YOU! COME HERE!" Steven
"Damn it…damn it…" Orochimaru approaches Steven slooowwwwlllyyy…..
(R/A: You're gonna' end the fic here? Cause Orochimaru had been found!
A/R: Maybe……)
"You….." Steven stare deeply at Orochimaru, sending Orochimaru into a deep cold sweat
"One please." Steven pointed at the Bakso sign
(Orochimaru sighs……)
"Hai….." Orochimaru said
"Oi….Steven.." Sasuke said oh-so-cooly
"Hi Sasuke!" Steven said enthusiastically
"Hi…..!" Sasuke's eye immediately unleashes the legendary sharingan eye, staring at the 'abang bakso'
"OROCHIMARU!"
"Hoo…..found me that quick have you?" Sasuke leap towards Orochimaru, starting a battle between them
"….Guess I'll go…with the bakso…" Steven walk out calmly
(Meanwhile)
"…..Shut up…you're bugging me…bug." Gaara
"What? Just because you're a new studeeennntt, doesn't mean you could be a lord." Arief with his gayish accent
"..I said shut up….I'm not in the mood…..your blood isn't worth it, plus it'll make my sand all contaminated….."
"What? Emank loe kira siapa? You just a stupid cebol who think you good! You can't even run with that…thing!" Arief with….his most absorbingly annoying gay action
(A/R: This is where the fun begins (chuckles)
R/A: Panzer…you're cruel……but who cares! I don't like him either! HAHA!)
"SHUT THE F UP!" Gaara
"SABAKYUU! DESERT COFFIN!" Gaara lifts Arief off ground
"Let me go you stupid sand guy!"
"…..Any last words?"
"Let me gooo!"
"SABAKU….."
"HALT!" Gaara turn his face towards Panzer. ME hehehe
"….What do you want…..?"
"Let him go!"
"Why…?"
"BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM!"
"Hoo…..you're playing tough…" Tosses Arief away….far and lands on Shouka
"OW! YOU AGAIN? GET OFF OF ME YOU BLACK TUB OF S!"
"This….means a challenge…"
"Bring it on!" Panzer takes out an M60, a couple of grenades, M60 belt rounds out of nowhere
(R/A: Where the heck you got all that?
A/R: You don't wanna' know…)
(Meanwhile)
Andreas (the 9.2 mentally retarded boy) is walking……
A/R: Andreas: Gitu ya! Jleb! OKH! (Goes to the corner and do one of those 'I'm in a safe place in my mind thing'
Panzer: Fine…fine...)
Andreas is walking peacefully, passing a few students, getting beaten up by Johanna (with no apparent reason), when he then notice Sasuke and Orochimaru fighting
"Hey! Sasuke!"
"Shut up! I'm busy here!"
"Ooh….okay…" He walk away out of the scene….and accidentally found something on the ground
"Hello….what do we have here?" Picks up a small box that reads:
KONOHA PRODUCTION
OFFICIAL SHARINGAN CONTACT LENSES
UCHIHA CLAN ONLY
USE ONLY FOR THOSE WHO GOT EYE PROBLEMS
SIZE: 0.0
"Interesting….." Takes out a pair of contact lens
"Cool…it got one of those sharingan thing. I'll show it to Swedian and brag about it!" Uses them in his eye and mirror him
"Huh? Nothing's happening….my eye is still normal. Ah well…too bad." Reads the back content of the box
WARNING:
PERMANENT EYE CONTACT FOR SHARINGAN USERS ONLY!
ANY MEANS TO REMOVE EYE CONTACT WILL BE RESULTED
IN REMOVING IT ALONG WITH THE EYE!
DO NOT RUB OR SCRATCH THE EYE AFTER USE OR SHARINGAN
WILL CONTINUE TO BE USE!
APPLY EYE DROPPER AFTER SCRATCH/RUBBING EYE
"Yeah right…nothing's happening" Walks out of the Toilet and saw Tenten, and Reizei fighting over Neji
"Neji's mine!"
"No, MINE YOU AUTHOR GIRL!"
"MINE YOU CHUN LI WANNABE!"
"KAITEN!" Neji tosses them both with his protective shield of chackra
"Sorry girls! But I got not time for this!" Dashes away
"NEJI-KUN!"
"DON'T LEAVE ME NEJI-KUN!" both runs after Neji
"Akh….the dust….that Neji uses Kaiten here….crazy…..hng?" Rubs his eye
"AKH DAMN!" Andreas' visions started to turn red
"NOOO! MY EYE! EYE DROPPER ANYONE?" Searches everywhere and find a white-eye dropper
"Lucky me!" He picks up the eyedropper, and use it. His eyes' vision returns to white
"Aaaah….good thing it's over." Looks at the eye dropper packet
(Eye dropper packet text)
KONOHA PRODUCTIONOFFICIAL BYAKUGAN EYE DROPPER
HYUUGA CLAN ONLY
USE ONLY FOR BYAKUGAN USERS WHO ENDURES TIRED EYES AFTER USING BYAKUGAN
GUARANTEE:
KEEP BYAKUGAN EYE IN USE FOR LIFE WITH NO:
TIRED EYES
LOST OF VISION
ETC….
"Hey Kerri!"
"Oh, hello And….." she suddenly fell to the ground, unconscious. Andreas continue to walk, seeming like nothing happened
"Strange….." Walks out to the canteen
"Hey co-editor, erm I mean Rachel."
"Hey An……" She suddenly fell to the ground unconscious
"……" He then continue walking out to the canteen
(A/R: Rachel: Panzer Where are you? (Holding a hand grenade that reads: Napalm, handle with care)
Panzer: (Hides somewhere safe while doing 'I'm in a safe place in my mind')
Back to the fic
"UUUUOOOOKKHHH! HOW COME PEOPLE HERE ARE NAKED!" Shocked, he runs to the toilet and look at himself in the mirror
"My…eye….is COOL!" Andreas' eye turns like a sharingan eye; only the outer part is white, while the eye spot is the sharingan eye spot
"Cool…I name this: SHAKUGAN!" Walks out of the toilet
"Since I can't see chakra power, I guess I could look through their uniforms (thinks perverted thoughts) hehe…"
A/R: No….Andreas is not perverted
R/A: Johanna: YES HE IS! BAKA ZARU.. Reizei: What about Kono Yarou!
A/R: ……..anyways….let's get back to the fic shall we?
"Hmm….(examines every students that passes: including Konoha students)"
"Ooo…..that's nice…..hooo….that one's nice as well…." Andreas keeps on examining
"UGH! KYAA! HOEEEK! THAT SAKURA! MY EYES! FLAT-CHESTED, BLABLABALBA!" Sakura passes, confused what he's yappering about
"UWOOO! TENTEN GOT SOMETHING NICE! (examines her in a veerrryyyy detailed way)"
"ANDREAS YOU PERVERT!" Reizei comes up from behind and stomps him
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! HOW DO YOU KNOW?"
"I'm the author! Of course I know!" Continually stomping Andreas while saying 'echi' repeatedly
"………" Andreas is currently unconscious
(Meanwhile)
"UUUAAAARRGGHHHH!" Panzer fires his M60 AT Gaara's sand wall
"Is that all you got?"
"No……catch this!" Panzer throws a grenade behind Gaara's sand wall
"Miss……you can't see me while I'm behind here" Grenade drops beside Gaara.
"Boom! Hehe…"
'BOOM'
(Meanwhile)
"Hrgh….hrgh…."
"Hsss……" Orochimaru and Sasuke is at its limit
"We'll settle this once and for all…" Sasuke takes a few steps back
"We will….." So does Orochimaru
"HAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Both of them charges, lighting surrounds them
"Who do you think will win?" Ryan said while eating Orochimaru's bakso
"I don't know…..maybe Orochimaru…" Swedian sighed
"I guess it'll be Sasuke…" Steven guessed
'Awww and he's bakso is pretty good, no in SPH could pass selling bakso for Rp. 5000 and not be booted by random Satpams…' Swedian whined
"Wanna' bet?" Ryan grinned
"Sure….." Three of them take out a whole bunch of money from their wallet
"HAAAAAHHHH!" The students stare with excitement
"Here it comes!"
"JAN KEN PON!" Sasuke: Scissior Orochimaru: Paper since he can't make anything else with his 'partially' recovered arm
"NOOOO!"
"I WON!"
"……………….."
"What the……"
"How uncivilized……"
"MKKB…."
"Ergh…I'll be back (Terminator style talking)!" Orochimaru throws smoke bombs at the ground
"Hey, who's that running with a 'grobak bakso'?"
"Who cares? Release the attack dogs!"
(Meanwhile)
The fight between Panzer and Gaara hasn't ended and tensions starts to rise
"Reload! Reload!"
"Cha…(cough)….. chance!" Gaara unleashes his sand attack, but the sand attack misses
(A/R: Gaara: How come….?
Panzer: (whistles like nothing happened))
"EAT MORE OF THIS!" Continue firing his M60
"Hey Panzer!" Thompson passes by
"Not now, I'm busy!"
"See you got quite a problem there…..let me help (voice turns deeper)"
"What?"
"It's time….for the Reunion…mother…..(takes out a box)" White light start shining around Thompson before it explodes and turns into…
"You called, Thompson-sama?" SEPHIROTH!
A/R: Not my wish to fit Sephiroth in, but some PEHA students are just crazy you know?
R/A: Does that include me, Panzer?
A/R: Err…..no….
Back to the fic
"SEPHIROTH!" Jesse transforms himself into Cloud, and comes out of nowhere with a wooden ruler. Sephiroth blocks the attack with a wooden ruler
"I've been waiting for you…Cloud…"
"I'm searching for you…..Sephiroth. NOW WE'RE GONNA END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!" Cloud (Jesse) fights Sephiroth (Thompson) while Gaara and Panzer is doing their clashes
"Shut up!" Gaara unleashes his sand attack towards Sephiroth and Cloud, sending them plummeting in front of Mr. Chris's class
"Damn…we'll continue here and END IT ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
"…As you wish…" Both charges at each other fiercely and attacks with the ruler before Mr. Chris is out of his class
"Hey! Mind that ruler! You know it's dangerous! Come here you two!" Both stares at the teacher, and walk towards him with his head facing down
"Both of you! Detention! See me in my room! What's your name?"
"Sephiroth."
"Cloud."
"……." Mr. Chris look puzzled
"The heck with your nicknames! Go to the workshop, clean, and finish all student assignments! Go!"
"Yes….Mr. Chris…" And so, the students' work is completed by these two swordsmans. Don't forget to thank them when you met them!
R/A: KYAAAAAAAAA CLOUD!(yep I'm also a Cloud fangirl! Examines Cloud up-close… HYAAAAAA IT"S JESSE! NOOOOOOOOO
A/R: What?
R/A: Recovers What about your fight?
A/R: Oh yeah……
(Meanwhile)
Gaara is at his toll (being grenaded too much) and in his sand cocoon now
"Damn…impenetrable shield huh?"
"……."
"Kh….how should I…..ng?" Panzer notices there's a hatch above the sand cocoon
"Hey….what do we got here?"
A/R: Gaara: I'm Gaara of the desert…..there's no such things as a hatch above my sand cocoon
Panzer: There is now! Hehe
R/A: Cheater….
A/R: I'll make a romantic scene of you and Neji if you allow this!
R/A: Okay! I allow it!
A/R: Gaara: …………..
Back to the fic
Panzer climbs the cocoon, opens the hatch and toss a grenade in
"Fire in the whole! Catch this Gaara!" Grenade is in, Panzer close the hatch and run for cover
'BOOM'
The sand cocoon blew up, and Gaara lying in the floor with black marks around him
"Now that's for a finishing! Hehehehe!"
"Panzerthere you are!" Panzer turns around and found Rachel playing with a Napalm Hand grenade
"Rachel! This is the fic! You may not take vengeance here!"
"Ooh….but I can! Hehe!"
"NOO! If you want to take vengeance, do it in the Author Rambles part!"
"But you eventually will escape via stage right! It's better to do it in the fic……where it's much more painfull…." One of those devil looking eye
"CATCH!" Throws the Napalm grenade at Panzer
"NOOO!" Strangely, Panzer did catches it
'BOOM'
"Napalm... hehehehee….. cackle" Walks away from Panzer, leaving the blackened corpse to burn
Due to the faq the Co-Author's out to take immediate medical treatment, this marks the end of chapter 6
R/A: NO IT'S NOT! I'LL TAKE OVER!
(Meanwhile)
"Strange….I suddenly got the urge feeling to join ballet classes or modern dance….." Neji walks to C1 pod, and attends balet class with a pink tutu and super cute purple leotards
R/A: Now you can end the fic. whispers (Eat that Neji! That's for rejecting me! Khukhukhu!)