Shinobis in Indonesia
Chapter 7: New Teacher: JIRAIYA SENSEI!
(DING DONG)
As usual…..lunch break at Peha is quite a relaxing one. This time, it's Mr. Geoff free since he's still unconscious due to Sasuke's Sharingan. But….more unexpected things and secrets were showing themselves in this pleasant time
PEHA Girls Toilet,
1230 hrs
"Sorry for my lack of discipline Tsunade-sama…"
"It's okay….you're just in time. How's the student?"
"The Genins are doing fine…Tsunade-sama. Though, I could say it's a bad first day."
"I see…..Orochimaru?"
"Sasuke fought him, but escape, Tsunade-Sama…"
"Hmm…..I've send one of our Sannin to Peha. Have you confirmed him?"
"Yes I have, Tsunade-Sama."
"Good. I'll be moving in myself to Peha to have a close monitor on the situation. You've prepared the transportation?"
"I have……Tsunade-Sama. On my calculation, you'll be arriving here tomorrow."
"I see…."
"Anything else I can do for you, Tsunade –Sama?"
"No… keep up with your status and report A.S.A.P when you got something new."
"Yes, Tsunade-Sama."
"Keep up the good work, Johanna. Carry on!"
"As you wish, Tsunade-Sama."
Johanna close the transmitter, smiling to herself as she walk out of the toilet and head to the canteen
Peha Canteen
1250 hrs
As I told you before, the Canteen is a Haven for students who's eager enough to discover the wonders of food and fun. One of these multiple groups is Johanna's group. Since coming to Peha, Johanna had been unleashing a huge amount of card games that had been one of a dozen favorite activities Konoha Genin and Peha Students come to favor. In this table, we could see…..
"Shut up, Panzer. I'm concentrating here."
"……..fine….." Panzer walks off the canteen to his own group
"Johanna…your turn." Reizei-kun
"Ookay…." Takes out an ace
"Hey Johanna!" Andreas comes along
"Andreas, bug off. Don't bother us."
"Aw, c'mon. I just want to see what you guys are playing." Activates Shakugan eye
"DON'T!" Johanna picks a card, and throws it at Andreas, acting it as a shuriken. Andreas was surprised, fell to the ground, and deactivated his Shakugan eye
"Geez……how'd you do that anyway….." Picks up a card and throws it like a shuriken. But the card just fluttered around
"Yeah…how'd you do that…." Johanna, noticing the situation acts fast
"GENJUTSU! NEMASU NO JUTSU!"
(A/R: Nemasu is a Japanese word that means sleep
R/A: Where'd you got that from?
A/R: Andreas: Of course from m…..
A/R: Shush! (bangs Andreas' head with a club)
A/R: Anyways….I got it from my little sister
R/A: I see…WAIT.. YOU HAVE A SISTER?.)
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It didn't take a minute before all the students around fell asleep, giving time for Johanna to walk away to safety. It didn't take long too for Mr. Geoff to find them and give them all detention.
Back to the fic
Class 9.2,
Period 6,
1:21
Class 9.2 now is more known as the most chaotic class you could get yourself into. With Naruto and Andreas running around the class (with Johanna behind them with her folder), Sasuke keeping himself silent and being questioned by the girls and some boys about his purpose, Sakura and Hinata wand Gaara who kept giving other people around them a hard time with their stares.
"Good afternoon and welcome to I.T class!" All 9.2 students' attention directed to the teacher
"My name is Jiraiya and I am your new I.T teacher!"
"Hoooooo…." 9.2 students
"Let's see…..today we're gonna learn about….." Jiraiya searches his bag for the assignment
"Jiraiya sensei…." Edward stood up from his seat and approaches him
"Have you heard about internet porn?" Jiraiya's eye lit up, throws his bag away while Ed return to his seat
"STUDENTS! TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT INTERNET PORN! Now open a site, and enjoy it! I'll be opening one myself!"
"What about us, female students?"
"Err….open a male porn site. Go and have fun. Also, open one 'clean' site to change it immediately if any teacher enters. Got that student?"
"Yoo…how're you doin?"
"Kakashi sensei?" Sasuke immediately stand up from his seat. His computer has the image of gay porn
R/A: Gay porn? What the?
A/R: Editor (Johanna): Yeah. Gay porn? Sasuke?
A/R: Well…..if you would like the story just like what you guys ordered…..Sasuke HAVE to be G….g….g……ay….from now on.
A/R:Co-Editor (Rachel): Eeeewww……is this gonna' be one of those YAOI fic?
A/R: No…..but the Editor and the MBL Fan Club reeeaaalllyyy requested Andreas to be gay with…
A/R: Andreas: OKH! JLEB! UKH! (Stabs a knife into himself)
A/R: Co-Editor (Rachel): I guess we should clean the corpse….
R/A: Let him be! Continue's reading John Grisham's latest novel
A/R Editor (Johanna): Yeah! That'll teach him a lesson!
A/R: Andreas: OKH! JLEB! UKHH! (Stabs more knives into himself)……so cruel……..
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"Kakashi Sensei? What're you doing here?" Naruto's cast stood up while most of 9.2 still have their eyes on the PC
"Well…I'm here to call up some students. I need to talk to them for a moment. Here are the names:"
"Ryan." Ryan stood up, grab his bag and walks to Kakashi Sensei
"Swedian." Still on the PC. Rather than looking at internet porn, he's looking at the art of science and math site. He stood up, and walks to Kakashi
"Steven." Stood up from his PC and walks to Kakashi calmly
"Johanna-sa…" Johanna stood up and silences Kakashi before he spoke her secret
"Felix." Stood up in the most clumsiest way ever imagined
"Naruto's Cast." All Ninja stood up and walk over to Kakashi
"And Panzer." (Dead silence)
"Panzer?"
"Kakashi sensei….Panzer's in the hospital." Sakura
"Hoo…why?"
"The last incident with Gaara….wounded him."
"Gaara smack him?"
"No….."
"AATTCCHHOOOO! Strange…..I feel like someone's talking behind my back… I'm pissed…I want to burn something…." Rachel takes out a flame thrower and a trade mark napalm grenade and burn Period 6 class. All students run out of the class in a panic while the teacher jumps off the window
"Anyways…I wouldn't want to teach him jutsu or anything. His power over fire arms and the 'author power' would make him into the most powerful ninja…bu does have high cakra power…..but no"
R/A: Cheater….
A/R: Remember the Neji and Reizei Romance part!
R/A: Okay! I allow it!
A/R: (Chuckles)
"Anyways….we'll be going. Bye. Oh yeah, we'll be getting students from other classes as well"
A/R: Strange….did I forget someone?
R/A: I don't think so…..
A/R: Andreas: (Crying in the corner)
A/R: Oh, yeah!
R/A: Forget him! Right editor?
A/R: Editor (Johanna):Right!
A/R: Andreas OKH! JLEB! JLEB! JLEB! UAGGKHH! (Stabs himself multiple times)
REWIND
"And Andreas." Andreas stood up from his chair and run furiously towards Kakashi. But Johanna smacks him and stop him dead in his tracks.
"Anyways……I'll get you students into shape. So get ready for a good warm up."
1 week later
"HAAAAAAHH! KIDOU! SPEED DEMON NO JUTSU!" In seconds, Ryan was able to run fast….real fast (like Byakuya…but faster). Then destroys the target with his kunai
"…..Brain power no jutsu…" Swedian closes his eyes and talk calmly before unleashing a massive brain wave that destroys (and shields him) everything in his path, and all around him
"HAI! HENGE! ERI-CHAN!" Steven on the other hand, manages to learn Oiroke no jutsu from Naruto and turns himself into Sawachika Eri (School Rumble). He's able to imitate her perfectly
"Look guys! I'm playing with my hallaballozas (bbs)!" Steven
"UAAAAAKHHHHH!" Andreas nose bleeds, and so is Jesse, and Naruto, and Kakashi, and some more Peha (male) students
(R/A: Are you trying to change the rating of this fic again?
A/R: I'm not listening)
(Somewhere in Japan)
"What's wrong Eri-Chan?" Tenma
"Strange…..I suddenly feel…….horny……" Eri
"Wow…..you've change have you?" Mikoto (Suo)
"Yeah…..Harima-kun!" Eri approach Harima and seduces him with 'body language'
(Back to the training ground)
"Now Felix, your turn. Show me that your large chakra power could be any use." Kakashi
"I'll do my best. HYAA! NEKO NO JUTSU!" A huge smoke lifted as a curtain and Felix immediately turn into…
"A cat?" Naruto
"Mreeoowww…." Felix
"Kawaii!" Sakura
"Alright Felix, turn back to normal." Felix looks up at Kakashi…but just meowed and walks away
"Guess he really turned into a cat….a black one too…" Johanna
"Well…..show me what you got Johanna-sa…."
"I'll show you what I got. Besides….my recovery skill is well appreciated." Johanna cuts herself deeply, and recovers it in seconds
"You're skill is appreciated, Johanna sa…."
"Hey, HEY! What about MY skill? SHAKUGAN!" Andreas unleashes Shakugan and examines Hinata
"Hooo….I don't know Hinata got a nice sets of…."
"ANDREAS ECHI BAKA YARO!" Johanna unleashes a huge amount of chakra in her palm and sends Andreas flying….to the stratos sphere
"Anyways, Andreas! I see you got some potential in learning jutsu! When you're back down, I'll teach you something!" Kakashi
"Kakashi, don't teach him anything!" Reizei
"Anyways…..Ryan."
"Huh?" Ryan
"I see you're an excellent close range fighter. Cause of this, I'll hand this katana to you. It belongs to a weird guy wearing a black hakama with butterflies floating around. That guy left his stuff at my bajaj when I'm a bajaj driver." Kakashi hands the Katana to Ryan
"Cool! Hey…there's some kind of carving in Japanese in it…."
(Meanwhile, somewhere in Soul Society)
"Kurosaki taicho!" A random shinigami called Ichigo (now the captain of Aizen's division)
"Nani?"
"You saw my zanpakutou?"
"I guess you left it somewhere since we know you're clumsy enough!" Rukia, Ichigo's vice captain
"Argh…..damn it…"
(Back to training ground)
"Now….Jesse….besides being Cloud, your training?" Kakashi
"I'll show you……Jagan" Jesse immediately turns towards Andreas (test subject)
"UUAAAKHHH! NOO! PLEASE DON'T!" Andreas starts running in circles with no apparent reason
"What's up with him?"
"I give him the illusion of him wearing a pink tutu. Cool huh?"
"That's good….." Johanna
(In the Hospital)
"MEDIC! HELP! GET THIS GIRL AWAY FROM ME!" Rachel approaches Panzer…..with a Flame Thrower at hand
"Burn…… (hysterical laugh)…..I'm pissed….so I'm gonna' burn……cackle"
"NOOOO!"
(Sounds of fire)
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Due to the Faq that Co-Author is Dead, this fic will be discontinued. Thank you
R/A: CO-EDITOR! YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! RESURRECT HIM NO MATTER WHAT!"
A/R: Rachel (Co-Editor): But……..How? It's not my fault you know!
R/A: USE ALCHEMY! WHATEVER! BUT BRING HIM BACK! THIS FIC MUST BE CONTINUED!
A/R: Rachel (Co-Editor): Ok….fine! (Makes an alchemic circle, follow up Human transmutation, bla2, failed, and lost her….sanity?)
R/A: Can't believe you survive…..
A/R: Rachel (Co-Editor): Survive? That was nothing…..I want more…..
R/A: Dude….you lost your sanity have you? You could've lost an arm or something!
A/R: Rachel (Co-Editor): Sanity? What is that? I don't need something stupid like that!
A/R: Hey guys, I'm back! I forgot about my 'author power' that I didn't regenerate myself. I'm alive, and well! Hehehe (both stares at Panzer)
A/R: What?
A/R: (Co-editor and author): PANZER BAKA YARO! NEVER PUT UP 'THIS FIC IS DISCONTINUED JOKE' UP! (Stomps Panzer repeatedly)
A/R: Lets…..end this….chappie here…….(faints)
Next chapter: More students! More power! Rachel's Power!
Yes, this fic will be continued. The thing above is just a joke
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