The Wedding crashers


Sitting around a table with a steak set before him, Ken ignored the looks the Mann's were giving him, well, all except Camille was giving him worried looks, Camille was openingly smiling at him.

While Gordon and betty Jean were frowning as Ken held Aranea close, all the while Venessa was enjoying her own plate of food.

Gordon and Betty were looking between Ken and the Mann's with suspicion, hell they were even giving Aranea and Venessa a suspicious gaze, only to soften at Venessa's innocence.

Ben and Gwen were meeting Camille's cousin, Lucy Mann, the upbeat Lenopan making Kevin snort in amusement while Gwen had a defeated look. Ken simply ate calmly while waiting for drama to happen.

Sitting in wait while eating calmly, Ken waited for the right moment before they allheard shattering plates, showing a man in a suit, scowling at them all.

"Camille, I am not letting you marry a filthy human, without a fight!" seeing his eyes turn white, Ken flashed green as Camille spoke in alarm.

"My ex, who told him about the wedding!?" looking to her parents, her eyes widened as a purple arm reached and grabbed Joel tightly, moving to pull him towards it, Camille reached for Joel if not for a larger hand to grab the wrist, stopping Joel's lurch.

Turning to the sight of Burnout, Camille's ex gave a startled yell as his arm was dried within seconds, allowing Joel to fall and break free as Burn out gave a low rumble, his chest glowing faintly.

"What ar-" the alien was silence before he could mutter a word by a breath of fire nailing him dead centre, with the Mann's freezing up in alarming horror while Camille moved to Joel's side, helping him stand, Burnout gave a deep purr at the sight of the clay corpse before him.

Huffing out a plume of smoke, Ken turned to Joel who nodded at Ken who nodded.

"You feelin Good?" his only answer was a thankful nod.

While Gordon and Betty shared a look while Ken flashed back to his human form, beating his chest a small plume of fire escaped his mouth before he downed a jug of ice cold water, his eyes watering at the pain.

"Owglh!" getting a snort from Aranea, the Kineceleran dragged him to the trailer where Angela moved to sooth his throat of first degree burns.


Giving a wince as Angela rubbed his throat with a special salve, Ken shivered at her cold touch due to them being beside the emergency med kit in the fold out kitchen.

"Are you feeling any better, Kärlek?" seeing her smiling at him, Ken gave a grunt to get at least some feeling back into his throat, speaking softly with a notable wince.

"Yep, though I don't know why you wont let me heal with one of my aliens?" rubbing his throat, Angela sat beside him with a snort.

"Because you need to be more cautious" smiling at his snort, Angela reached for his chin to turn his face to her own, making Ken stare into her own with a hint of mischief.

"Maybe when this wedding is over, you and I can go for a small, Mager Dopp, Ja?" seeing Ken stare at her with his cheeks reddening along his the monitor beeping faster, Angela gave a knowing smile before she was lifted up by Ken who began to lead to the small lake.

"Kenneth, put me down right now" laughing at his gentle hold, Ken shook his head with a broad smile.

"Nope, you've got me in the mood, you have to fix it like a good läkare, Ja?" seeing her stare at him with her own smile, taking off her ID mask with her wings now seen, her attire however was also fake… showing Angela in a bikini… making Ken's walk much more faster with Angela giggling.


Sitting among those gathered to hear the vows for the two, Ken sat at the very back with Aranea beside him alongside Hope, Venessa was sitting beside her mother, Hanzo and Genji were also sitting down a row behind them alongside Lupa and Amelie, the Members of KDA were sitting with excited smiles at the sight, having met Camille last night upon her asking for Ken, she was instead asked various questions the girls refused to say to Ken.

Which led to the currently present celestials being present for the wedding, with Genji and Hanzo being two unwilling participants.

Looking forward to the priest as he stood between Camille and Joel, Ken had the Omnitrix at the ready.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union between Joel and Camille" snorting at Ben's bored look, he had the cushion with the rings in hand.

"This young bride and groom are an inspiration." Turning his head to the Mann's as they sat in place, They remind us, that love conquers all. If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, let them speak now, or forever hold you- SPLURCH!" standing up as the Camille's parents stood with dark intentions, theyr'e arms now unrecognisable from the elbow down.

"Yeah, we have something to say" rolling his eyes while dialling the Omnitrix, if not for another shock to arrive in the form of Humvee's that allowed armed men in spray painted Riot gear.

All with the logo of the Retards (Friends) of Humanity.

Staring at the sight, the Mann's blinked in confusion while a guest moved out of the way with a contempt look.

And seeing this, Ken gave a growl as a man stepped onto a Humvee's roof, which made Aranea flinch at his voice.

"Hand over the one known as Aranea and Venessa Aran, and no one gets hurt!" seeing the man with a megaphone, Ken scanned over the people present before seeing a man off to the side smiling slightly.

Openly glaring now, Ken turned to Aranea and Venessa who sat low, with Aranea huddling over a frantic Venessa.

"Dad?" was Venessa's fearful conclusion, with Ken glaring at the speaker with a full glare.

Dialling for the Omnitrix, Ken gave the two a look, and seeing them stare at him in alarm, Ken flashed green before stepping away from them, Taking the form of Heatwave, the Pyronite glared at the men who had drawn weapons at him.

Ignoring the weapons trained on him while Genji appeared beside the croaker with a Tanto held at his neck, the man gulped as Ken turned to the sneering Mann's… before he turned away with his right arm burning them solid, leaving Camille somewhat shocked by the sudden attack while the body guard stood frozen in horror, turning to Ken as he glared at the FOH, he spoke to them.

"Dipshits, this is a wedding, go be pointless somewhere else!" shooing them away with the man with the Mega phone glaring back, he spoke.

"We aren't leaving until we get those we want, FREAK!" tilting his head with narrowed eyes, Kevin reached for a stone beside him.

"Let me ask you, the man with the Megaphone, is you're name Thomas Edgely?" seeing the man perk up in surprise, he spoke.

"And what if it is?" jetting fire from his shoulders alongside his exposed head, Ken gave a growl as he began approaching them.

"You saved me the trouble of hunting you down for what you tried to do with Aranea" seeing the Pyronite surge forward with a blast of sound, Thomas watched Ken slam into the Humvee, sending him flying while the ROH fired at him in a panic, doing jack shit to Ken who melted the Humvee in half to stalk towards Thomas who crawled away.

"So that freaks found another freak to raise that monster?" hearing the man smile in his voice, Ken stomped on the man's chest, making smoke rise from his foot, getting a pained grunt of the man as bullets still peppered Ken.

Who raised his right foot once more before bringing it down on his face, making Thomas yell in pain as he helmet shattered, leaving his skin bare to Ken's punishment, Ken finally noticing the bullets hitting him, sent a wall of fire towards the ROH behind him, with that out of the way Ken spoke despite Thomas' yells of agony.

"Let this be a warning since we're on a public property and I don't feel like dirtying their garden with your waste of a corpse" kicking the man away to let him whimper, Ken released the wall of fire to show the vehicles melted into slag, with the men fleeing from him.

Flashing green once more, Ken turned to Thomas who stared at him in anger, Ken merely stared back with indifference.

"And for you're information… I'm not a mutant" seeing Thomas stare at him in shock, Ken gave a snort.

"I'm more human than you're pathetic boss, Graydon Creed, be sure to tell him his mommy and daddy should be the only mutants he hates, otherwise he needs a psychiatrist" moving to leave, Thomas held his face while the other reached for a side arm, hearing the click with alarm, Ken heard a Gunshot go off before spinning around to see Aranea, her true form shown holding a bullet aimed for Ken.

With Thomas staring in growing rage until Ken aimed his own hand-cannon.

"Oh yeah, she's my girl now" with that he fired, nailing Thomas with Aranea flinching, turning to Ken as he holstered the weapon.

He turned to her with a worried frown before she lunged at him with a hug.


Several minutes later.


"I now pronounce you man and wife" sitting beside Aranea with his left arm over her shoulder protectively, the now freely shown Kineceleran mother and Daughter smiled as Camille and Joel shared a kiss with Ben smiling at the sight with Gwen smiling to Kevin who blushed.

Leaving Aranea leaning against Ken who kissed her head.

Following that was a fun reception, with Joel shoving a cake into Camille's face, following that was Camille getting back at her new husband by throwing him into the wedding Cake, a photo Gwen managed to get, followed by one where Ben slipped on Lucy's… Feet?

The next photo was of Max crying over the suit Ben wore getting a tear in the back with Ken beside him laughing madly, following that was of Ken laughing beside Aranea, with Venessa hugging Ken's neck.

The next came to show both Ken and Ben being pranksters, with Ben smiling behind a frowning Camille and confused Joel, Ken was beside Joel with his mouth open like he was prepared to bite his head.

The last photo was of Ben being pulled out of a photo of Camille and Joel smiling, Ken however, was in the far background with fake glasses and a mustache, waving dumbly at the camera all the same.


The the final straw was when Camille threw the bouquet with Ken somehow getting tipsy beside Gordon who managed to get his plasma rifle back, with Ken marvelling the design, even holding it firmly to test the stock and sights.

"And if you check out the safety, you'll see it has a Grenade mode, Pretty cool right… that's what you youngun's say now a das, right?" seeing Ken holding the rifle like it was a new born child, Ken gave childish giggles before he downed another shot of Vodka.

"YASH, thash what the cools kisdh shy" smiling dumbly as the two failed to hear the people gather around Camille as she prepared to throw her bouquet, the cheers made Ken and Gordon spin with Ken instinctively seeing the flying flowers, and against his blurred judgement called out.

"PULL!" and fired… sending individual flowers… to the women of the Celestials, who gained a single rose each…. Followed by them all looking to Ken who whooped at the rifle until Joel came and snatched it from his grasp, the man failing to see them all flush as they tucked the roses away, with Aranea snorting at Ken as he hugged Gordon at losing the rifle.

Sharing a look amongst themselves, they all shared a determined nod.