AN: The following was inspired by hotrod2001s commissioned Attack of the 200 Foot Rockwaller and Big Bonnie, Bigger Trouble drawings.
Size Up
We open to a huge blue screen. When you Wish Upon a Star plays in a whimsical instrumental, the bright colored outline of a castle lights up above the WALT DISNEY LOGO. This is a Walt Disney Television production.
"Way-way-w-wait hold it! HOLD IT!"
The orchestra grinds to a stop mid note. Shego walks onto the screen, clenched fist shrouded in bright green plasma. She pulls out a television script and starts flipping through the pages.
"A cast reunion and I'm only in it for one scene? Oh no, we're not gonna do this."
She storms off.
"Alright back up people shows over! Somebody get me my agent!"
Suddenly, a figure somersaults through the air onto the other side of the screen, landing perfectly on her feet. Its Kim Possible.
"Be a team player Shego, or we get to the fight scene early!"
Shego gets into a fighting stance. Her plasma disintegrating the script.
"Back off Kimmie, or your out of the picture literally."
The two charges at each other, techno music blares in the background signaling a fight, they leap in midair.
Cut to:
TITLE CARDS
Kim Possible
Size Up
The screen fades into a wide shot of Dr. Drakken's lair in the dead of night.
Dr Drakken held out a large beaker holding thick, bright green liquid, Shego and his henchman watched as he stood triumphantly.
"Yes! Now the peak of biological warfare is right here in the palm of my hand! I have found a size enhancing elixir that can turn anything it touches into a colossal rampaging beast! I'll unleash the monster onto an unsuspecting population and the world will have no choice but to bend to my rule to stop the attacks! HAHAHAHA!"
Shego scoffed.
"Oh G- would it kill you to do your own work for once? Couldn't you just, train something in the lab to do that instead?"
"Don't patronize me Shego this was a steal, the guy at last month's Villain Con gave me half off. Besides if you didn't force me to use my own credit card."
"Remember what we talked about?"
Shego scolded. Drakken sighed. Shego and Drakken then repeated the mantra in unison.
"If I'm responsible with my money you'll steal me something for Christmas this year. I know I know."
Shego watched the clock anxiously, her eyes followed the hands.
"Come on come on"
"Aaannnd shift over, that's it, time to go, see ya next week Dr D."
Drakken runs and grabs her by the arm.
"Wait Shego you can't leave now, remember what tonight is?"
Shego's eyes went wide, an Adam's apple of sheer terror grew in her throat.
"Oh no."
"Karaoke night!" Drakken shouted.
Drakken and Shego's hovercraft glided through the evening sky. The beaker rested next to Drakken on the pilot seat. Shego rolled her eyes.
"Did you have to bring the bottle with you?"
"It's a symbol of pride Shego! I'll carry it wherever I please."
The craft darted on a sharp turn, the beaker slid off the craft's metal edge, falling off the ship. Down in Middleton, Bonnie RockWaller and Brick Flagg sat and ate outdoors at the fancy, Katsy and Sheki's. Flower beds and violet bushes surrounded the seating area, red velvet cloths draped over tables illumined by candlelight. Suddenly the beaker landed directly on Bonnie's head, the contents of the bottle spilling all over body and dress gown. Bonnie shirked.
The green fluid dissolved, it seeped into her skin. Brick looked on and stammered in shock.
"Don't worry babe, your still beautiful."
Bonnie hung her head down and slowly glanced up in a coy, cutesy gesture.
"Aww, it's so cute when you lie out of fear that I'll dump you."
The Middleton high hallway was crowded and disorienting, Kim Possible, dressed in her cheerleader outfit, closed her locker and headed for the school gymnasium with Ron Stoppable.
"Ron, where are we meeting after class again?"
"Sorry KP, there's the bell, gotta run, Barkin's taken over French, and I'm two essays behind!"
Rufus cowered, distraught in the denim pocket. "We're done for!"
The Middleton cheer squad had assembled with Kim at the center. They were right in the middle of a school classic.
"Go Madogs! Go go Madogs! "
Kim's yellow pompoms quaked and jerked in all different directions. Kim tried to stay on balance, moving her arms atop the cheerleader pyramid as the poms rattled uncontrollably.
The pull was too much, Kim went flying.
Ping!
She crashed pom first into the metal railing of the nearby bleachers. The squad watched in complete silence. Tim and Jim laughed.
"A magnetizer." Jim said.
"In both pompoms!"
Tim said.
"Hicka Bicka Boo! Hoo Shaw! "The tweebs high fived.
Eyeing the damage, a thin, tanned skin teenager stood with a hand on her left hip and brushed a long strain of hair from her forehead, Bonnie Rockwaller burst out laughing. Kim broke free form the pompoms and landed standing straight up.
"Tweebs!"
Bonnie grinned widely.
"Showing off your new aerobics routine Kim?"
Suddenly, every taunt, every cold raucous laugh, every insult Bonnie Rockwaller ever gave, played back in Kim's mind. Red mist took over her body. The stress and humiliation had made Kim Possible a pressure cooker, and she was about to explode. Kim growled and marched in front of Bonnie.
"I have had it up to here! It's about time someone gets the guts to put you in your place, Bon Bon!"
Bonnie gasped.
"Don't you dare call me that!"
Bonnie froze, her eyes went wide as she stood in complete silence. Kim had lost control. She was better than this, she thought, an example to teenagers everywhere, and here she was playing schoolyard bully. Bonnie had been dealt enough from her sisters, if Kim could shock her into a kind of catatonia, what did that make her.
Bonnie started to tremble in place, the trembles grew to violent shakes, Bonnie looked terrified.
"Bonnie?"
For the next few seconds Kim Possible couldn't believe her eyes.
Bonnie's form was rising, growing, she grew larger with each rapid burst from her body, it didn't take long until the girl towered over the gym like a building. The growing wouldn't stop.
Crash!
Bonnie had burst through the entire school. The students and teachers stood outside looking up at the colossal Bonnie in total confusion. She had grown over two hundred feet tall. Bonnie regained her senses and scanned her surroundings. The wreckage from the broken building stood crumbled at her feet.
No way, she thought.
The people of Middleton were the size of ants, smaller. She stood at eye level with the shining skyscrapers off in the distance, Bonnie stared at her now massive body.
She was magnificent! Bonnie Rockwaller, the most beautiful girl the school, was now the most statuesque figure in all of Middleton! The world was nothing before her! She was great, she was majestic, she was a total goddess!
"This is too good to be true!"
She erupted into triumphant laughter. Kim Possible's worst nightmare had just become reality. Ron ran to Kim's side.
"This is bad KP! What's going on?"
"Heck if I know!"
Rufus was beside himself with fear.
"Oh boy!"
Kim Possible quickly pulled out the Kimmmunicator, the blank screen gave way, revealing her correspondent on the other line.
"Wade, what's the sitch?"
"You've got me! Somehow Bonnie must have come in contact with something that's caused a major increase in growth hormones. "
"Well, what to do we do?"
Ron nearly pushed Kim aside and shoved his face in front of the screen.
"Help us! It's the end of the world! This is worse than an episode of Ape Island!" He screamed.
" Sorry but until we find out what it is, you're just going to have to stick it out." Wade told them.
Kim looked up at her gigantic sized rival. This was going to suck.
"Alright people listen up. You all live to serve me now. There's going to be some major changes around here or else I stomp through this town like a monster out of a boring old movie."
"First." she continued.
"I'm gonna miss my manicure at four, so I need some nail fileist ASAP. Next, I want a size accurate statue of me right in town square, oh, and that thing needs to be up by sunset."
The crowd down below groaned.
Bonnie had quickly made herself at home in her newly acquired power. She sat lazily against the remaining walls of the destroyed school that pressed against her back like a throne. Rows of students, school faculty and random civilians stood atop and around her hands, scraping dozens of files against her massive nails. Standing in front of Bonnie, Mr. Barkin was clad in a court jesters' attire, holding a full freshly bake pie in his right hand.
"Sock it to me?"
He smashed the pie in his face. Bonnie's fist rested on her cheek, she stared down at him, not amused in the slightest.
"Is that the best you've got, because it's not very funny."
Barkin threw his hands up.
"I've done every comedy skit from my youth! I can't do anymore; I surrender to the enemy! I surrender! I surrender!"
He curled up in a fetal position and sucked his thumb.
"So melodramatic." Bonnie sneered. "And where's my soy latte?"
A small wooden platform with a miles high ladder sat erect at the left side of her head. A dump truck holding a gigantic coffee cup backed up towards its edge. Brick Flagg stood beside the truck, weaving a small flag in Bonnie's direction
"A little more, to the right, your good dude, your good. "
Bonnie causally tilted her head upward as the truck unloaded the sea of decaf coffee into her gaping maw. She managed to catch Kim Possible trying to sneak by her heels.
"How does it feel Kim, your nothing but a spec to me now."
Kim swallowed her pride and trudged forward. Bonnie glanced down and found Monique standing by her right-hand thumb.
"I thought I told you to get the nail polish, I don't have all day you know. Chop chop!"
Monquie walked away muttering under her breath.
"Still not big enough to fit your ego. "
"Ahem! Speak a little louder." Bonnie replied.
"Yes…" Monique grumbled. Bonnie motioned with her hand, urging her to spit out the rest.
"Yes, she sighed, supreme empress ruler queen of Middleton."
Bonnie pointed to her eye.
"You better watch you say because I, have eyes like a pelican."
Ron shuffled with his head down among the moving crowd of servants in the school parking lot. He was cursing his fate.
"You're so running us into the ground!"
"Yeah!" Rufus agreed, angrily shaking his fist.
Tara responded with a weak half smile.
"Hey, it could be worse."
Bonnie stood up, her arms knocking down the platform. Her face was twisted in a rageful scowl. She lifted her foot and stomped down hard on the school debris.
"Bonnie smash School!" She bellowed.
"This just got worse! "Monique shouted." Everybody run!"
The crowd scurried and screamed. Bonnie stomped over and grabbed Kim's Sloth from the parking lot, crushing the lines of other cars in the process.
"Bonnie smash car!"
She flung the crumpled wreck at a nearby office building setting off a flash explosion.
"Oh, who am I kidding? She shrugged.
"Bonnie smash Kim!"
Kim stood drenched in Bonnie's shadow, for the first time in her life, Kim Possible, it seemed, could do nothing but watch. She watched as Bonnie moved closer and closer with frighting speed, the giant shadow zeroing in on Kim, her shoes booming like thunder with each heavy step.
"So big!" She realized.
Kim sprinted and jumped across the school lawn to the Middleton streets, a seething Bonnie in hot pursuit. Ron tried to play catch up, Rufus followed, sprinting on all fours behind him. Ron wheezed and panted.
"Time out…. Need a minute here." He huffed.
Kim had done nothing but lead the rampaging Rockwaller deeper into town. She became distracted by destruction. She crushed a skyscraper to dust in a step. She smashed a smaller building's top with her fist and ripped off the upper half of a high rise with both arms, tossing it to the ground.
Inside an abandoned SmartyMart (*Jingle plays*) Drakken and Shego watched the carnage from the double screen doors.
"What's going on out there?"
Shego facepalmed.
"Doy. That's what happened to your "symbol of pride." That girls turned into a giant monster. "
Drakken nearly burst into tears
"Shego do something! The world is supposed to be mine; it can't get crushed by a giant cheerleader!"
Kim, meanwhile, unhooked her grapple gun from the hotel roof edge, observing the scene from above. Ron was pulling up his pants. They needed a distraction.
She's totally out of control. She thought. "Well, here goes nothing. "
On cue Ron waved his arms back and forth.
"Hey Bon Bon!" he yelled. "Think you chipped a nail on that last smash!"
Bonnie stared a hole into him, growling.
"Here's what happens to little losers like you!"
Kim fired her grappling gun at Bonnie's skirt, the hook snagging the fabric, she swung onto Bonnie's clothes, hanging on for dear life. Bonnie tried to shake her off before grabbing her in a fist.
"This is so going to hurt." She said, tightening her grip in a wicked smirk.
"Hands off Kimmie sweetheart!" The girls turned their heads to a nearby rooftop.
"I've got first dibs!"
Shego leaped forward, landing sideways on Bonnie's ribs. She zapped Bonnie's hand with a shot of hot plasma.
"Ow!"
Bonnie let go, dropping Kim's lifeless body, Shego jumped onto Bonnie's pinkie and grabbed it like a ledge, catching the falling Kim on her shoulder. Using the bottom of the finger as leverage, she swung upward and dashed through the air landing in buildings open window. She sat Kim down inside.
"Time out princess, let me take it from here."
Shego jumped back out the window and scaled a powerline.
Bonnie growled and tried to get Shego at the top with a swipe. Shego dodged and landed on Bonnie's hand, in a swift series, she sprinted up her arm and kicked her in the jaw.
Drakken cheered her on in the middle of the road, shadowboxing with each blow.
"That's it Shego give her the one two, go for the knockout!"
Shego knocked her backwards. Bonnie tumbled onto a set of powerlines as Shego jumped to a buildings ledge to safety. The electrocution was like a fireworks display. Bonnie was completely fried. Town onlookers watched in dead silence; they had just witnessed a worst-case scenario.
Bonnie got to her feet; it was like nothing happened. She gritted her teeth, feeling her smoking hair sticking up like a porcupine's needle.
"Frizzies!"
Shego was stunned.
"Oh my…"
Bonnie seized her in a tight grip, lifted her to her eyes, and winded up a punch.
Bam!
She knocked Shego straight into the building at her side, the structure collapsed on impact. Shego came out of the wreckage bruised and battered.
"Again? Are you kidding me!"
Bonnie then set her sights on the ultimate revenge. She had stormed through to her old house and tore off the roof with ease to find a terrified Connie and Lonnie. Backing into a corner of their room, Connie chuckled humorlessly.
"H- hey sis, you're looking a little different, are those new sweats?"
Bonnie held them to her face, her grinning teeth like massive fangs.
"Bonnie smash you to pieces!" She screamed.
Kim watched from atop a roof across the street.
"I really can't let this happen, can I?" She figured.
"Bonnie!" She shouted.
"You can stop now; you've made your point! They need a punching bag to feel better about themselves, without one their nothing. They need you, not the other way around! You've shown them that, you can let go!"
Bonnie dropped her sisters and turned her attention, she blotted out the setting sun, standing directly over Kim.
"Who's all that now little maggot!"
"Bonnie… said Kim.
"If I'm just a spec to you, why do you care so much?"
The question confused her, Bonnie broke her trance of rage, now she looked worried, afraid.
"Somethings wrong Kim I can't stop! She cried, "Help me!"
This is bad. Kim thought.
The serum was corrupting her mind. Kim's mind scrambled to think, of something, anything, her panic was broken by the familiar beep of the Kimmunicator.
Boop boop de beep!
It was Wade.
"Kim, Bonnie was hit with Drakken's growth serum, it controls the mind of whoever it touches, slowly turning them into a giant monster of destruction!"
"" I've figure that out by now, what do we do!"
"Apparently, all of the serum can be drained from the body if you activate the subjects pressure point straight on their forehead!"
Bonnie was ready to pounce, she squatted down slightly as if closing in on fresh meat. Out of nowhere out from under the collar of her shirt, rufus scampered up Bonnie's face, and knocked three times on the center of her forehead. Bonnie Rockwaller had shrunk back to normal size. A small crowd had gathered around, Rufus and Ron had joined Kim in confronting Bonnie.
"You're lucky I have insurance." Kim said.
"Okay, so I got a little carried away. Said Bonnie
Just then, Connie and Lonnie ran up to Kim.
"You like, totally saved our lives!" We owe you one like, forever. There's this great hair stylist -"
Kim smirked.
"I don't think I'm the one you should you be sucking up too."
The sisters got down on their knees and grabbed Bonnie's leg.
"How's our favorite big sis doing, wanna go for a perm? Our treat, anytime! Anything for You!"
Kim Possible couldn't help but smile. Drakken had been creeping along through the back of the crowd hoping for a quick exit.
"Let me tell you Shego it's a good thing I kept the last few drops in this bottle."
Busy talking to Shego, Drakken was oblivious he was about to bump straight into the Buffoon himself.
"Oof!"
The canister went flying knocking the cap clean off, it landed straight downward, pouring the contents right onto the head of Rufus.
Ron looked up to the sky.
"Oh, come ooon!"
The end!
AN: Credit goes to following Deviant Art users Maetch, (the" who's all that" line) Daanton, (for the "Bonnie smash school", smash car, and smash Kim dialogue) and Kermitthefrog223456, (for the this is going to suck line) who's comments on the respective artworks were used as lines in this story.