I OWN NOTHING!
Revised: I Like Big Butts by DJ Mix-a-lot.
Inuyasha's ode to Mikos!
Oh, my... God.
Shippou, look at that miko, it is so cute
She looks like one of thosehuman's girlfriends.
Who understands those humans?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, okay.
I mean, her butt! It's just so.. exposed!
I can't believe her clothes.
It's, like, out there. I mean, gross.
Look! She's such a whoe!
I like mikos an' I cannot lie.
You other demons can't deny.
That when a girl walks in wit' a bow and arrow to attack'
wavin' jewl shards in yo face. You get SPRUNG!
Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that Miko is Hawt!
Deep in the skirt she's wearin'.
I'm hooked an' I can't stop starin'.
Oh baby, I wanna get wit' ya,
An' take yo' jewel shards.
Miyogatried to warn me.
But that shards you got makes me so horny.
Ooh, rumpled smooth skin.
You say you wanna say with me,
Well, use me, use me,
Cuz you ain't that average girly.
I seen her sensing',
To Hell wit' romancing'.
She's sweet. smart.
Got it goin' like a Turbo blaster.
I'm tired o' demon kings
Sayin' demonesses are the things.
Take the average half man and ask him that.
She be reincarnated.
So fella's (YEAH), fella's (YEAH),
Does your girlfrien' got the power? (HELL, YEAH)
So tell 'em to use it (USE IT),
Use it (USE IT)
Usethat shard finding power.
Miko got me!
(future girl with past's power)
Miko got me!
(future girl with past's power)
(future girl with past's power)
I like 'em short and sweet,
An' when I'm throwin' a fit,
I jus' can't help maself,
I'm actin' like an idiot.
Now here's ma scandal,
I wanna get ya shards an' UH,
Double up, uh, uh.
I ain' talkin' about Kiyou,
'Cause clay bodies are made for plants.
I wan' 'em real nice an' powerful.
So find' that powerfuldouble.
Inuyasha's in trouble,
Beggin' for a piece o' that Jewel.
So I'm lookin' at Kagome.
Watchin' these demons
Talkin' like heros.
You can have them zeros.
I'll keep my woman like Powerful.
A word to tha big souled miko,
I wanna get wit' ya.
I gon' cuss, maybe hit ya.
But I gotta be straight
When I say I wanna...
Til' the break o' dawn,
Miko, got it goin' on,
A lot o' demons won't like this song,
Cause them punks like to hit it wit a demon,
An' I'd ratha stay with you,
Cuz I'm long, and I'm strong,
An' I'm down to get the shard huntin' on.
So, Mikos (YEAH) Mikos (YEAH),
Do you wanna roll on my back? (YEAH)
Then turn aroun', hunt some out,
Even ful demons got ta shout.
Miko got Power!
Miko got power!
Yeah baby.
When it comes to females,
Demos ain't got nuthin' to do with ma selection.
36-24-36.
Only is she's 5' 4".
So yo girlfriend drives a cloud huh?
got full demon blood like a dog huh?
But demons ain't got a power in her soul to find shards, Ha!
My anaconda don't want want none,
Unless you got power, hun.
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But that wont do a thing.
Some demons don't wanna mess with Miko humans,
And stay away from your madd power,
So they toss it, an' leave it,
An' I pull up quick to retrive it.
So they may say you're weak,
Well, I ain' down wit' that.
'Cause yo waist is small an' you're curves are kickin',
An' I'm thinkin' about stickin'.
To the demon dames and the human queens
You ain't it Miss Thang.
Gimme a miko, can't resist ha,
Oden and ramen didn't miss ha.
Some knucklehead tried to diss.
Cuz this miko's on ma lis',
He had game but he chose to hit 'em,
An' I pull up quick to get wit' 'em.
So ladies if tha power is in ya,
An' you wanna find me some shards,
Call 1-900-INU-DUDE,
An kick them nasty thought',
Miko got me.
Miko got me.
Little in the height but you got much power.
Little in the height but you got much power.