A/N: I decided to continue because after a review I noticed that the ending wasn't quite good enough! XD; Sorry! Here we go! Chapter Dos!

Naruto set out the next day, determined to make it better than the last. He caught up with Sakura again. "Sakura-chan!" He chimed, smiling towards the pink girl.

She blushed, "you again?"

"Hai! It's great to see you again!" Naruto smiled, taking something for her out of his pocket. She looked over his shoulder curiously.

"What is it, Habuto?"

Naruto pulled a small necklace out of his bag. His face grew red, but he kept his calm. "Pl…Please take this…" He thrust it into her hands and ran off.

The necklace was beautiful silver, and the pendant upon it was a small silver uzumaki. (A/N: Japanese for vortex ;D) She took it and shoved it in her pocket, it was a nice gesture, but she rather it would be from Sasuke.

-later-

Naruto was hanging out with his new "friends" the freaks from before. Kiba smiled toothily at the poor boy.

"More of our friends are coming today," the brunette said petting his little white dog. It barked and Naruto and made him jump. The puppy smiled happily.

"Great," Naruto sighed. Just what he needed, more freaks. And now that creepy dog was hitting on him. It's a dog, what the hell! Soon a boy in a big white/grey trench-coat and a girl with no pupils like Neji showed up. Naruto sweat-dropped.

The girl with no pupils brushed back her short purple hair and blushed at Naruto. The blonde ignored it and laid against the steps in the schools courtyard, grimacing at the horrible cafeteria food. His stomach grumbled. 'The only thing that can satisfy me is… ramen!' he thought. He sprung up and ran for the school gates. A man stopped him, he was grey in hair, and wore a mask and a sweatshirt with blue jeans. The sweatshirt had a weird pixilated character, who Naruto remembered from his TV last night, and a quote on it: "suck them both!" The man's jeans were ripped, but looked comfortable, and he wore a pair of black sandals.

"Where do you think you're going, Naruto-kun?"

"I'm leaving! I need ramen! Ichiraku!" The blonde screamed, trying to push past the grey sensei. The man just smiled. (A/N: A ramen food-place in Naruto ;D).

"You're not going anywhere," the man said, still smiling. He scooped up the boy and hauled him off to the principles office.

A blonde woman with very unproportionate boobs sat behind the desk that the man dropped him on. The woman looked at him and brought down a pair of fake glasses, she knew him by name. "Naruto-kun. What have you done now?"

"Nothing!" Naruto said, jumping off the desk. "This idiot just took me here!"

"This 'idiot' was especially assigned to you to make sure you don't get into trouble!" The woman yelled. "Kakashi-sensei, What did Naruto-kun do?"

"Not much, Tsunade-sama," Kakashi shrugged, "he was just going to go get ramen, Ma'am. However, school orders state that a child can not leave the campus until the bell has rung, does it not?"

"It does," Tsunade nodded. She looked back to Naruto. "You know the rules you little imp!" the woman smacked the blonde on the head.

"Tsunade-baka! I'll kill you for that!"

"I'd like to see you try, short man!"

Kakashi slipped out of the office, and even outside he could hear their bickering.

-Later-

Sakura smiled at her sensei, and waved cutely at her classmate Sasuke. "Hi Sasuke-kun!"

Sasuke just grunted and continued to stab at his desk. Naruto was escorted into class by a guard with grey hair. Five of his classmates twitched, and so did their teacher, Master Iruka. Naruto had a black eye, and blood trickled from his mouth but nonetheless he thrashed and flailed about in the guards hands.

"Put me down you jerk! I hate you! I'm gonna kill you because I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I'm going to be the next damned headmaster and I'm going to beat the shit out of you! You're FIRED! Let me go! Let me go let me go!" The blonde screamed. Sasuke bit his lip to stop himself from chuckling. The blonde was so funny sometimes with his cute empty threats. "I'll kill you, Kakashi! Die! Die! Die!" The blonde said as soon as he was released. He threw feeble punches at the guard hardened gut. Kakashi smiled, with a tinge of pain, and turned to the teacher.

"Merry Christmas, Master Iruka… He's all yours."

Iruka ordered Naruto to stop and sit down, and the boy sat beaming at Sakura. "Sakura-chan! Pssst! Sakura-chan!" Naruto 'whispered'. When she didn't answer he jumped u pand squatted on his desk in his normal Naruto-like fashion, and yelled; "Hey! Sakura-chan!"

Sakura turned her head towards Sasuke, a look of distress and obvious thoughts of homicide sketched upon her face. "Hit... him Sasuke…"

Sasuke only smiled. It was good to have a little bastard like him in their class.

"Naruto! Naruto! Naruto!" Their teacher yelped, growing annoyed at the little boy's impudence. "Sit down!" the brunette said, obviously ticked.

The blonde sat down obediently. Sakura stood, "Thank you sensei! Finally he shuts up!"

"Sakura, don't you start right now. Sit." The pink girl obediently sat, her face red and sweat dripped from her immense forehead as she shook with embarrassment. Naruto scooted closer to her.

"Sakura-chan, are you alright?"

"Yes…" she hissed quietly. "Yes… now go away." The blonde backed away, terrified of the evil glare coming his way.

-later, again xD-

Class was over, and the blonde boy was (not surprisingly) drooling and snoring on Sakura's shoulder. She look at him, disgusted. "Iruka-sensei…" She hissed to the distracted teacher. "Iruka-sensei…"

"Mmm… aishiteru Sakura-chan…." The boy whispered. (A/N: Japanese for "I love you" ;D)

Sakura jumped up, sending the blonde's dreaming head crashing into the seat. "I HATE YOU! GET OFF!" She screamed, punching the stunned boy over and over. "Never! Ever! Touch me again!"

Iruka ran over to the fight. "Sakura-chan! Please! Calm down!"

Sasuke grabbed her, rendering her arms powerless. "Sakura, you fool!" he said, smashing Sakura into the table and pinning her down.

Iruka froze as Naruto jumped on top of the gothic boy and punched the top of his head. "Let her go! You bastard! Stop hurting my Sakura-chan!"

Sakura blushed at the dazed Sasuke who lay on top of her, and then screamed because it looked like Naruto was raping him from behind. "Naruto-baka! Let go of my Sasuke-kun!"

Naruto smiled that she remembered his name, and went to give her a hug, but damn, that Sasuke! He was in the way! "Get out of my way, Sasuke-teme! Move!"

Kakashi walked in, having scanned the mass of departing student and not found his subject. "Whoa… Iruka-sensei… That's interesting."

"I didn't do It! I mean… Get out!" Iruka yelped, flustered. "Aie! Just stop them!"

Kakashi drug the three bickering student to Tsunade's office. She sighed.

"You're in here again, Naruto?"

"I found them like this in Master Iruka's classroom."

"It's not my fault! It was his!" Naruto yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Sasuke. "He did it all!"

"So Mr. Uchiha here gave himself a black eye? And a fat lip? And I suppose that he gave himself those bruises too."

"They ganged up on me!" Naruto yelled. "Look at my head!"

"You're not hurt," tsunade said, picking herself up to check the boy, "at all."

Sakura looked down at the blood on her knuckles, "but… how?"

Tsunade gave her a look. "Where'd that blood come from?"

"N-Nowhere… its mine!" Sakura shouted red in the face. She look to Sasuke, who looked like he'd be brutally maimed by a stick, and then to Naruto. He was bickering with their headmaster about his nonexistent injuries.

"They jumped me after class! It's not my fault! All I wanted was ramen, Hell! I was on my way to Ichiraku's! I was halfway there!"

"Kakashi-sensei said that you were in class!"

"Kakashi-sensei doesn't know! He didn't see it!"

"Then how did he catch you in class?" Tsunade readjusted the headmaster's robes, which although they were too big, still constricted her gargantuan boobies.

"Because they beat me and I knew you were the only person who could save me! But they caught up too fast!" Naruto looked around, "Call Iruka-sensei! He saw it!"

Sasuke sighed; the boy had just brought this unbelievable lie to a crash and burn end. There was no way Iruka-sensei was going to lie to the headmaster for the biggest trouble maker in class. But, seriously… where did Naruto's wounds go?

Iruka came in and asked Tsunade to allow him to proctor the children's punishment. She agreed. The sensei dragged the three kids out of Tsunade's office, red-faced and fuming. Kakashi followed happily, humming to himself.

Chapter 3 to come!