La li ho! CHAPTER TWO! YAYA-wait...i'm i...losing...my touch...NOOOOO! AH! I! CAN'T! TAKE! THE! PAIN! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I gotta paper cut...ouch...well, enough with me...now to why i wrote this story...i don't know...i was watching spongebob and this popped in. ( Why i was watch spongebob...Because the trees are orange.)

Let's continue our journey!

Chapter 2

As we continue with this journey, shuichi, STILL sing the same song (Of coarse), notices many stores. They sell, armor,food,and socks (Ah, yes! the warm lovable socks!).

"Na, Yuki!"

"What now?"

"What rhymes with orange?"

"WHY MUST YOU KNOW THAT!"

"BUT ITS IMPORTANT!"

"OH, REALLY! TELL ME HOW!"

"...Hey look! A sock store!"

"Pay attention! Now, to beat the villian...we. Need. Armor."

"...do socks work?"

"No!"

"Well...what about potatoes?"

"YOU SHALL SHUT UP OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY SHOE!"

Yuki then throws a shoe and shuichi's head. He falls upon a man with a pasion for fashion-

"FUJISAKI! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?" questioned shuichi surpised to actually see Fujisaki NOT in nice clothing (Y'know that suit, vest, etc...).

"AP-NONONONONO! I'm no Fujisaki. I am Tom!" responded Fujisa-i mean...Tom...

"Look, I don't care! I just-"

"OMIGOD! U.F.O!"

"SHUT UP, FUJISAKI!"

"ITS TOM!"

"WHATEVER!"

" YOUR MOM!"

"HUH!"

" YOU WANNA BRING THIS OUTSIDE!"

" YOU BET, YOU LITTLE ACORN ASSHOLE!"

" I LIKE THE HEALTHY APPLE!"

"ITS MY JOB TO BE RANDOM!"

"THEN SO ME!"

"BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!"

"COME ON! FIGHT!"

"ALL RIGHTY THEN!"

They both walk into Victoria's Secret as Yuki standa outside.

'...acorn asshole?' thought the confussed warrior. About 27 minutes later, they get kicked out. Yuki rushes over them.

"About time! Now, help with this puzzle!" demaned Yuki who was struggling to open a bag of chips.

"We got kicked out for using bras as boomerangs and throwing thongs at a old man." said Tom.

"What kind of old man goes into a WOMEN'S store, Tom?"

"No clue, shuichi."

"Shuichi?" asked Yuki.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you and K my name didn't I?" ( looks back into story.) (guess i did..I FEEL SHAMEFUL! T-T)

"Who won?" asked Mr. i-can't-open-a-potatoe-chip-bag-because-of-damn-child-proof-openers.

"Won what?" they asked at the same time.

"The fight, you dumbasses!"

"Oh, we didn't fight! We settled our differences before we even entered. We just wanted to screw up the place!" answered the pink-haird warrior.

"..." Yuki then slammed their heads together.

"Calm down, Yuki! Tom is gonna get us armor!"

"As long as I get payed in bacon."

"..Why bacon?" asked the warriors.

"Because, the bacony goodness fulls my heart with love, warmth, and grease which can cause a heart attack. Mmmm...greasy..."

In Fujisaki's place

" Okay, shuichi! Come on out!" yelled Tom. Shuichi appears out of the curton in a banana costume.

"NONONO! Not that!"

"But...the other costume is icthy." said shuichi thinking, ' this is hell...i'm hungry...i demand my rootbeer!', and rootbeer appears.

"SWEET!"

"And you don't care if its a girls outfit." asked Yuki pointing to the 'salior moon' outfit that Tom suggetsted.

"Its in style!" exclaimed Tom in all his pride.

"Are you on drugs?"

"...maybe..." answered Tom as he twitched.

"Besides, Yuki, I want shiny armor!"

"You, shut it! I will work...THE SHININESS!" annouced the short creatater.

"YAYYYY! SHININESS!"

26 minutes and 56 seconds later

Shuichi and Yuki walk out of their dressing rooms. Tom looks over to see if this look works.

"BRILLIANT!"

" I like it! its comfy, not smelly, and more inportant, SHINY!" said shuichi. He was wearing a long shiny blue trench coat, a tight black short-sleeved( with a picture of toast.), and baggy jeans.

" I guess...i okay with my new look." said Yuki unsure of his opion. He was wearing a black baggy jacket, a white long sleeved shirt, and the pants he wore in the first place.

"There. There. Now, my pay!" demanded the fashion disigner as he held out his hand.

"uhhhh...Yuki-"

"All i have is money, so here," said Yuki and threw the money at Tom," go buy your own bacon." Yuki then walks out and drags shuichi.

"FINE! I GET MYSELF A MEXICAN DOG! YAY! AND I'LL NAME HIM GEORGE! GOERGE! GOERGE! GOERGE OF THE JUNGLE!

"Watch out for that tree!" said the pink haired warrior being dragged. He was about to babble about something else until-

"WAIT YUKI!"

"WHAT NOW!"

"We need popcorn, socks, and an italian robot."

"WHY AN ITALIAN ROBOT!"

"...cause.."

"ugh!"

"AND MY ICECREAM!"

"Just go-"

"I like music that goes like this...doo.doodoo.doo.doodoo.doo.doodoo.doodoodoo.doo.doodoo.doo-"

"WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP?"

All of a sudden shuichi was quiet. This calmed yuki, but then he noticed that shuichi wasn't following.

"Shuichi, what are y-"

"THAT MOUNTAIN IS RED!"

"Yeah, cherry mountain."

"Is it edible...?"

"...no..."

"..."

"OKAY IT IS!"

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

"Don't eat-" commanded the smart warrior, but it was too late becuse shuichi use all ready eating the mountain.

5 minute later

" Na...Yuki..I don't feel goo-" said shu before he punked.

"Told you."

After a couple of minutes, shuichi felt better and they continued...and shuichi continued with-

"this is the song that ne-ver ends! Yes, it goes on and on my friends! Some people, STARTED singing and not knowing what it was cause its the song that ne-ver ends-"

"SHUT UP! YOU DAMN BRAT!"

What will happen on their journey...i don't know...to be continued...

End of chapter two

Okay...i am REALLY losing the randomness...or its school..I'M LOSING IT! AHHHHHHH! I. CAN'T. TAKE. THE. PRESURE. GAHHHHHHHHH:: attacks tv : NOOOOOOOO! My informational force...ah well, i'll fix it later. REVIEW! READ! DO WHATEVER IT TAKES! FIGHT THE POWER...of the chinese dog next dog.

I'll will do my best to update!